A commercial on t.v. that I absolutely, positively

[BlueDaisy]

HATE

is that one for Pop Tart Yogurt Blast, where the kid is telling the adult man very s l o w l y what they are called. I want to scream when I hear that stupid thing.

So...what are your commercial pet peeves?

 

[carrie-on]

The kid with the Hershey's chocolate Syrup who is throwing it all over the white living room! Grrrrr I would have to ...welll never mind!
On the other side? One of the funniest ones I have seen lately has 2 brothers sitting at the kitchen table and the older one tries to get the jelly from a donut into his brother's mouth by pounding on it. I could picture my brothers doing just that and I have to laugh!

Sorry...I didn't mean to hijack your thread,Daisy!

 

[BlueDaisy]

The kid with the Hershey's chocolate Syrup who is throwing it all over the white living room! Grrrrr I would have to ...welll never mind!
On the other side? One of the funniest ones I have seen lately has 2 brothers sitting at the kitchen table and the older one tries to get the jelly from a donut into his brother's mouth by pounding on it. I could picture my brothers doing just that and I have to laugh!

Sorry...I didn't mean to hijack your thread,Daisy!

You didn't hijack it! That's what it is here for....comments on commercials!

Thanks for sharing yours!

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

One of the stupidest I've ever seen is...


A kid gets caught stealing from a store, cops drag his ass home, his dad sits him down for the "talk".

Dad - "What where you thinking? Why did you steal?"

Kid - "You do it dad"

Dad - "huh?"

Kid - "You steal the satellite signal dad."



Cable compaines....

 

[innocentnbama]

I really like the one where the guy and girl are sitting on the carpet in front of the fire and he is telling her how much he likes her and she looks down and says nice carpet and he says thank you its a Serta and she passes out.I just think that is the cutest commerical.

 

[BlueDaisy]

One of the stupidest I've ever seen is...


A kid gets caught stealing from a store, cops drag his ass home, his dad sits him down for the "talk".

Dad - "What where you thinking? Why did you steal?"

Kid - "You do it dad"

Dad - "huh?"

Kid - "You steal the satellite signal dad."



Cable compaines....

LOL. Haven't seen that one. Well, if the dad is stealing the signal......*grin*

 

[BlueDaisy]

I really like the one where the guy and girl are sitting on the carpet in front of the fire and he is telling her how much he likes her and she looks down and says nice carpet and he says thank you its a Serta and she passes out.I just think that is the cutest commerical.

Haven't seen that one, either. There is a carpet one I think is cute...the guy can't quiet a fussy baby for anything. He spots a toy on a high shelf and lays the baby on the floor to reach up and get it...and the baby quiets down and goes to sleep on the carpet. Kinda cute. Hope the carpet is clean *grin*

 

[Native Alien]

The ones that I really can't stand is the one for Oxyclean, and that Orange cleaner, stuff. The guy that does them is really loud.

 

[tonitits]

I haven't seen the one where they are stealing the satellite signal. But I have seen the others and I agree. Another one is when the dad finds drugs and he is yelling at the kid and ask him where he learned that, and he said from you dad, I got it from you! and the one that the little kid says his big brother starting smoking pot at about age 12 and they say that you can get arrested, he didn't, that it leads to stronger drugs, he didn't and he is going down to the basement and his brother looks up at him stoned and asks what? He says that he basically didn't do anything.

I used to hate those commercials where they show a egg, this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs and show the egg frying!

 

[Guest]

the "gotta go" commercials..
they absolutely work on my last nerve !!

 

[bozinka]

UGH!

I HATE the Dell commercial where they're doing all this quality testing....

And now... the Tortion chamber... and the guy passes out...

My H and I just howled at the Volkswagen commercial where the guy is standing next to a silver VW. He sees the salesman and some people come towards it... and licks the door handle to claim it. Heehee... okay, so we're weird.

 

[Native Alien]

The ones that crack me up are the new Snapples commercials, like the one about the running of the bulls. The various flavors of Snapple are the people and they used genuie pigs for the bulls.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This is an "oldie"...butI think it was great.... it is the one where the dad enters the boys room to talk to him...the kid is on his computer and not paying attention. The discussion is about having to do work or something...anyways, as the dad tries again, the boy raises his hand...palm facing the dad and says,

"Talk to the hand cuz' the face isn't listening."

A moment later, this phone book is thrown at the kid, hitting him in the head and knocking him off the chair....the camera pans down to see this arm on the floor and the phone book...it has been opened up to the section on, "Military Academy's"....lol...

 

[redrider4u]

I depise the recent ad about

drinking and driving. Where the police stop three young guys and arrest them for drinking. I mean, two white and one black guy. I guess women and other minorities do not drink. In addition, the cops act more like Nazis than police. Too much political correctness.

I was on a trip last week, and a roadside sign said tune to 1640 am for a driving bulletin. So I did, and there was not a traffic condition notice, but a drunk driving ad!

 

[Native Alien]

I also like the one for "Easy Mac" where the timer on the microwave goes off and the kid comes running into the kitchen, whacks the light and knocking himself out. Kinda reminds me of one of my brothers. lol.

 

[FinnMacCool]

the one Icringed at is where the kid and mom are having a soda -water fight in the kitchen,I can see my kids sneaking up to mom and spraying her with soda,lol..one of the best now isthe verizon wireless one with the chimps imitating the verizon can you hear me guy

 

[BlueDaisy]

The ones that I really can't stand is the one for Oxyclean, and that Orange cleaner, stuff. The guy that does them is really loud.

But he is soooo cute!

Oh...an off-topic side note (hey...I started the darn thread, I can do it if I want...lol): One time I was curious about who that guy was (Billy Mays), so I did a Google on him. You know, other than links to the commercials for the products he pitches, the only things I could find about him were message boards for gays talking about how hot he was! lol

 

[BlueDaisy]

This is an "oldie"...butI think it was great.... it is the one where the dad enters the boys room to talk to him...the kid is on his computer and not paying attention. The discussion is about having to do work or something...anyways, as the dad tries again, the boy raises his hand...palm facing the dad and says,

"Talk to the hand cuz' the face isn't listening."

A moment later, this phone book is thrown at the kid, hitting him in the head and knocking him off the chair....the camera pans down to see this arm on the floor and the phone book...it has been opened up to the section on, "Military Academy's"....lol...

That is great! I love it!!!!!

 

[Native Alien]

BD since I didn't get a chance to post on your thread on the GB. I will be keeping you and the family in my prayers, and do have someone keep us updated.

Oh and the Billy Mays thing, that is the same thing that I found when I did a search on his name.

 

[cookiejar]

I love the Nascar commercial for Mark Martin with him as the driving instructor. The first time he pulled in and looked over at the other car, I almost died. In those glasses, white shirt and bowtie he looked like the ultimate nerd.

 

[redrider4u]

Two beer commercials that fit my warped sense of humor.......

The first, for Amstel features this chick who gets in the shower and finds a chicken strung up to the shower head. She starts screaming to the themes song of Psycho. Her guy took the chix outta the fridge to make room for the beer.

The second, has this guy romancing a chick in a limo. He promises her the moon, and opens the moonroof. He promises her the stars, and a disco ball starts. He promises her Coors, and pushes the button to open the cooler. So, the top of the cooler pops up and her poodle (who was sitting on the cooler) is ejected through the moonroof.

 

[BlueDaisy]

BD since I didn't get a chance to post on your thread on the GB. I will be keeping you and the family in my prayers, and do have someone keep us updated.

Oh and the Billy Mays thing, that is the same thing that I found when I did a search on his name.

Thanks, NA. I appreciate it.

Re: Billy Mays....on the board I saw that time, someone, using his name...don't know if it was him or not, had posted saying "I AM NOT GAY!!!! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!" lol

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Two beer commercials that fit my warped sense of humor.......

The first, for Amstel features this chick who gets in the shower and finds a chicken strung up to the shower head. She starts screaming to the themes song of Psycho. Her guy took the chix outta the fridge to make room for the beer.

The second, has this guy romancing a chick in a limo. He promises her the moon, and opens the moonroof. He promises her the stars, and a disco ball starts. He promises her Coors, and pushes the button to open the cooler. So, the top of the cooler pops up and her poodle (who was sitting on the cooler) is ejected through the moonroof.

Haven't seen either, but that last one sounds hilarious.