A Cock Speaks

[TOKUQINN]

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[butters]

I look quite good
I have a nice shape and color.



oh, cum now, surely you can blow your own trumpet louder than this?

 

[Trixareforkids]

A Cunt Replies

I am the welcoming slit
in the fertile earth
where seeds come to grow

Without me
there is no life
tend me with care

Till me with bare hands
to prime the well
that waters these grounds

My ego demands no monuments
but kneeling before me
worshiping at my alter

A show of respect and love
for that which cradles cock
and brings forth life

Not as an ornamental pot
to display the seeds
you wish me to contain

 

[todski28]

Well with new technology men are obsolete......... Trix wins this one genitals down!

 

[pensivepoet]

The Pussy Replies

All by yourself, eh?
Last night, you rose
and bowed in supplication
reverent, quivering
and begging.
For just a smell of me
you would have crawled
a desert, deep dived
a septic tank, spit shined
Hitler's boots before
kissing them.
And the monuments?
built in hopes of my notice
just as i've trained you
~Get marooned
Get deep bunkered
in the battle of the bulge
and we'll see what god
you cry to, you silly squirt.
And when next you spawn
a life, let's see you push
it out that puny hole.
Now come and kneel before
your queen.

 

[pensivepoet]

Damn you trixie!
You beat me to it
(no pun intended)

 

[Trixareforkids]

Well my fingers tapped out a quick reply from my cunt. And though it felt good, there wasn't a lot of deep thought involved. If you've got something longer or stronger, or that fits just right, I'd love to see you squeeze it in. I realize I left some holes in cunts view point, care to fill them in?

All puns intended

 

[pensivepoet]

Damn
You all musta been just sitting here waiting on the mighty quinn.
I was only in the bathroom a minute.
By the time i got to the kill, there was barely a bone left
Nasty buzzards

 

[UnderYourSpell]

'I always bring joy and happiness
to women like nothing else in the world'
.
Don't you believe it sunshine there's toys that can do far better than you ever could.

 

[Tsotha]

'I always bring joy and happiness
to women like nothing else in the world'
.
Don't you believe it sunshine there's toys that can do far better than you ever could.

...And you said you didn't have it in you (to be cruel). It is also very true! A foot long vibrating wand is tough competition.

I look quite good
I have a nice shape and color.



oh, cum now, surely you can blow your own trumpet louder than this?

As far as I know, that requires removing a few ribs.

 

[pensivepoet]

Hey, trix, hand me the binoculars, will ya?
Uh huh, yep. He's still running
~oh, wait a second. Not anymore. That last rock got him right in the head.
Yep, he's down

 

[Trixareforkids]

Hey, trix, hand me the binoculars, will ya?
Uh huh, yep. He's still running
~oh, wait a second. Not anymore. That last rock got him right in the head.
Yep, he's down

Hey! We only toss words about.
He's got his own stones
must be big if they conked him in the head

 

[pensivepoet]

No, wait~
He landed on his dick so he's only halfway down.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

...And you said you didn't have it in you (to be cruel). It is also very true! A foot long vibrating wand is tough competition.

I wouldn't want a foot long anything!

 

[Angeline]

Hmmm. For some reason when I read the poem, this came to mind. Song parody anyone?

 

[Ashesh9]

First I must say
I am the source of life
without me
there is no life.

Ancient civilizations raised phallic monuments
to honor me
some primitive tribes
worshiped me.

I look quite good
I have a nice shape and color.

I always bring joy and happiness
to women like nothing else in the world.

But very bad things can happen to me
people can chop me,
can kick me, bite me.

I can catch a germ,
swell like hell.

I am very, very fragile.
I don't have a replacement.

Please handle me with care.

TOKUQINN

Amongst the very bad things that can happen to U , o Phallus is the anti-Penile rant by an Angry Yoni (Vagina ) ! & of course snide humour , smirks 'n comments re: the length compared to the Mighty Black Bulls of Cucky Lore !?

 

[pensivepoet]

Hmmm. For some reason when I read the poem, this came to mind. Song parody anyone?

Ok, might as well toss in some random trivia.
The same guy that wrote que sera sera for doris day, also wrote a horse is a horse for mr. Ed.
That's being versatile

 

[twelveoone]

Amongst the very bad things that can happen to U , o Phallus is the anti-Penile rant by an Angry Yoni (Vagina ) ! & of course snide humour , smirks 'n comments re: the length compared to the Mighty Black Bulls of Cucky Lore !?

Do U understand the American concept of "Dick head"!?
Here he is advertising it and strengthening it with the addition of the poem, sheer fucking genius.
Second time around in the threads, three if you count new poems.
I refuse to comment any further as:
"Havin' said that this Poem doth Not work for me : this unprotected , drunken sex , multiple partners , possible acid trippin' is actually a Lethal Cocktail tailor-made for the spread of AIDS & i would have happily remained ignorant of this Poem, if Circumstances had been kinder ."
I am not quite in the same sheer* fucking dickhead league as you two.
And I'm tired of playing Mother Theresa

* sheer has two meanings, razor twits

 

[Ashesh9]

Short'n Sweet

Do U understand the American concept of "Dick head"!?
Here he is advertising it and strengthening it with the addition of the poem, sheer fucking genius.
Second time around in the threads, three if you count new poems.
I refuse to comment any further as:
"Havin' said that this Poem doth Not work for me : this unprotected , drunken sex , multiple partners , possible acid trippin' is actually a Lethal Cocktail tailor-made for the spread of AIDS & i would have happily remained ignorant of this Poem, if Circumstances had been kinder ."
I am not quite in the same sheer* fucking dickhead league as you two.
And I'm tired of playing Mother Theresa

* sheer has two meanings, razor twits

Je n'comprenons pas , Mon Ami : & in Hindi " Tum toh lagtey ho pucca Chootiya ho , Chootiya " !?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Amongst the very bad things that can happen to U , o Phallus is the anti-Penile rant by an Angry Yoni (Vagina ) ! & of course snide humour , smirks 'n comments re: the length compared to the Mighty Black Bulls of Cucky Lore !?

Ash, now that you've spoken up, why don't you point out what exactly it was you found anti-Penile? angry? ranting? The vagina part is obvious since my piece is titled "The Cunt Replies", but the others things are not obvious to me.

It would be quite interesting to me to see your point of view.

The second piece was done in the same tone as the first.
Why then is it a rant as compared to the first?
Why is it anti-penile, but the first not anti-vagina?
Why do you feel it is angry?

Really!!! Do tell!!!!

 

[Ashesh9]

peace message , Sister

Ash, now that you've spoken up, why don't you point out what exactly it was you found anti-Penile? angry? ranting? The vagina part is obvious since my piece is titled "The Cunt Replies", but the others things are not obvious to me.

It would be quite interesting to me to see your point of view.

The second piece was done in the same tone as the first.
Why then is it a rant as compared to the first?
Why is it anti-penile, but the first not anti-vagina?
Why do you feel it is angry?

Really!!! Do tell!!!!

Trix , I was Not commentin' on your poem as such : but anti- Lingam or anti-Penile rants are made [ sometimes they are justified also ] since Toquinn mentioned specifically " Bad things can happen to a Phallus " in his verse I was just generally pointin' out the Perils of a Lonely Lingam !!
You might have heard or seen a Play called the Vagina Monologues for one & the cuttin' comments of the so called Slutwives or Hotwives in the Cucky sec. of Lovin' Wives stories in Lit is also a trigger for my comments . I meant no Offence to your Poem , Trix

 

[Trixareforkids]

Trix , I was Not commentin' on your poem as such : but anti- Lingam or anti-Penile rants are made [ sometimes they are justified also ] since Toquinn mentioned specifically " Bad things can happen to a Phallus " in his verse I was just generally pointin' out the Perils of a Lonely Lingam !!
You might have heard or seen a Play called the Vagina Monologues for one & the cuttin' comments of the so called Slutwives or Hotwives in the Cucky sec. of Lovin' Wives stories in Lit is also a trigger for my comments . I meant no Offence to your Poem , Trix

Sorry, but no.
You made statement in direct relation to the posts in this thread.
So, 'man up' as the phrase goes and extrapolate.
Referring to the Vagina Monologues, now
Is a smoke screen.

If you are unwilling to voice your point of view when directly asked for it, then simply say so. Trying to deflect attention from your original statement does not work and in fact makes it appear as if YOU feel there was something wrong with it. Something that you are trying to deflect attention from.

And btw, I did not take offense, I asked you to share your view point on why the two pieces did not feel similar to you.

 

[Angeline]

Ok, might as well toss in some random trivia.
The same guy that wrote que sera sera for doris day, also wrote a horse is a horse for mr. Ed.
That's being versatile

Doris Day! Just what this thread needed.

I feel I am being rude to the OP and I don't mean any of it personally. It is just that I have read a gazillion poems just like his effort here at Lit, so they fail to have any effect on me. He has a good idea but doesn't make it interesting with word play. I believe the OP is not a native speaker of English and for that I applaud the effort. Lauren Hynde used to giggle at my Spanish poems before she'd correct them, so there but for fortune go I.

 

[twelveoone]

Sorry, but no.
You made statement in direct relation to the posts in this thread.
So, 'man up' as the phrase goes and extrapolate.
Referring to the Vagina Monologues, now
Is a smoke screen.

If you are unwilling to voice your point of view when directly asked for it, then simply say so. Trying to deflect attention from your original statement does not work and in fact makes it appear as if YOU feel there was something wrong with it. Something that you are trying to deflect attention from.

And btw, I did not take offense, I asked you to share your view point on why the two pieces did not feel similar to you.

The brutality of this repose is truly an amazing thing. I hesitate to use the word "cutting"; it may imply too much. So let's merely focus on "smoke screen", did I ever get a response to where is the sex in regards to "gates of hell" that prompted that bullshit Aids response?
While I thoroughly enjoy the snippets performed, the boy may merely suffer from impulse control and a cognitive disorder. Not to mention hyperbowels.

 

[pensivepoet]

ok, ok..(hands Ange his pea shooter and rubber bands)
Apologies to the op for snideness upon thy thread.