cliffchuff
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As the festive season draws close once again, many of you may be feeling like getting yourself a little pet, but knowing the number of little fellows left by the side of the road after christmas every year (Bobbit being just one example) I've taken the time to issue this warning...
A Cock is for life.
remember there is responsibility not just loving fun involved with any pet.
You need to buy a leash and take it out two or three times a day.
it will need plenty of exercise.
a healthy diet is of paramount importance, as is a clean dining area.
you may need to get some protective clothing for inclement conditions.
and finally reproduction they have a tendency to make more of themselves(although some might say this is a bonus)
There are several schemes available for marking your pet, in order that should he roam, you can get him back without resorting to A4 posters on every lamppost in town, you can get him tattooed attach a little bell to his collar or perhaps the most modern a sub-cutaneous G.P.S(Recomended you'll know exactly where he is at all times)
This is a public service announcement.
A Cock is for life.
remember there is responsibility not just loving fun involved with any pet.
You need to buy a leash and take it out two or three times a day.
it will need plenty of exercise.
a healthy diet is of paramount importance, as is a clean dining area.
you may need to get some protective clothing for inclement conditions.
and finally reproduction they have a tendency to make more of themselves(although some might say this is a bonus)
There are several schemes available for marking your pet, in order that should he roam, you can get him back without resorting to A4 posters on every lamppost in town, you can get him tattooed attach a little bell to his collar or perhaps the most modern a sub-cutaneous G.P.S(Recomended you'll know exactly where he is at all times)
This is a public service announcement.
