A classic style limerick

[PlayDoe]

There once was a woman from Great Plains
who like to administer pain
She got out her beater
and attacked my poor peter
A relentless attack
she hacked and she whacked
She hit me so hard I lost my poor chubby
She hit me so hard
they now called me stubby!

If anyone has seen her,
I'd sure like to meet her!

 

[PlayDoe]

Oooppps

This was supposed to be a response to Monster666's thread on limericks!

 

[cymbidia]

Repost it there!
We need some class in that thread.