A cheesy joke but better than the fighting threads

[PowerOfOne]

A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van (you know,shag
carpets, big double mattress in the back ... all that) when suddenly the
girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip
me!" The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,obviously did
not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the
window, snaps the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until
they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping
session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor
takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his
head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years
of doctoring............

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.......you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

 

[plasticman33]

GROAN!!!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: Groan

Hey, I warned you it was cheesy. I cannot be GREAT all the time, just most of the time.

 

[Wanderer D]

Hahaha! Corny jokes are sometimes the best ones. Hehehe.

 

[Guest]

OH NO!

It was still cute....

 

[PowerOfOne]

Thanks!!

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[Kaos_Star]

cheesy

would you like crackers with that big chunk of cheese??
cheese is funny sometimes.............

 

[Shylady]

OMG I love bad jokes like that!

You just made my day!

 

[Tank Girl]

I like the fighting threads.

 

[Scabbers]

I like the fighting threads.

Easy to say when you're riding around with that howitzer beneath yer arse.

 

[plasticman33]

Real cheesy!

A woman goes into a tatoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tatoo of a turkey on her right thigh, under that write Happy Thanksgiving! The guy does what he's told and it turns out looking great!

The woman then asks him to put a tatoo of a Christmas tree on her left thigh, with the words Merry Christmas, again the guy does as he's told and the results were perfect!

"Why do you want a turkey on one thigh and a christmas tree on the other?" the guy asked!

The woman replied,"I'm sick and tired of my husband always saying there is never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

 

[Jean Val Jean]

Not to rain on your parade, but even Yayati is funnier

I'm back to the fray, off to wreak havoc and let slip the dogs of whore...

 

[plasticman33]

Hey Jean!

That's why it's entitled "Cheesy"!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Where do pets come from?

dedicated to Laurel

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

 

[Southern37]

Cheesy Van Joke

That was hilarious.......trust me im an expert.

 

[Scabbers]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!”

 

[plasticman33]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!”

ROTFLMFAO!!

 

[mig]

Telephone.

Hello...hello...is that you George
Yeah this is George
It doesn't sound like George
This is George
Are you sure this is George
Certainly
Well listen George,this is Chuck,lend me $50
All right I'll tell George when he comes in.

 

[Kaos_Star]

all these cool jokes and i don't know any...i suck.

 

[mig]

If that's an offer It could be a big yes please.

 

[Kaos_Star]

what is a....

what is a fighting thread????