Tmmldr
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This just occurred to me, could be pretty humorous.
A couple guys are hardcore athiests and always talk about it. There's one girl that hangs out and she's got the bug too, bragging and cutting down any religious concepts or people who are believers. The old "We're better and smarter and wiser than them" Meme. But she hasn't fucked the guys, just hangs out with them.
So one of the guys decides to play a little game with her. He tells her "well, you aren't REALLY an athiest, you know." And the argument ensues, and he baits her on and on. Finally she asks what exactly she'd have to do to prove to him that she was and he plays the game of being reluctant to tell her. She pleads with him. Putting on a show of resignation and reluctance, he tells her. But first he says "Please don't get mad at me, I want to be your friend. So I'll tell you, but just don't get mad, okay?"
"Perform unnatural sex acts on the church alter".
She protests, and says that wouldn't bother her, but she wasn't hooked up with anyone, and couldn't just do it with anyone.
The guy already has a response thought out.
"Sally, it doesn't have any meaning unless you do it with someone just for lust. Don't you see? You have to do it just to get off. That's required. If it's someone you love, that love always trumps religion."
She thinks about this and sees the reason in it. Then she protests again. "But what are unnatural acts? That's so outdated and it sounds so silly. Like nobody thinks of blowjobs as even sex today."
And the guy says "Sure, but what about doing a blowjob while taking another cock in the ass? While a third guy was eating you out? And doing it just for lust. Just to get off and get some guys off. Now that'd come pretty close to proving that you didn't have any religious spirit left. If it was done right on the alter, of course."
About that time the other two guys (whom the first guy has messaged) just "happen to walk in."
The girl looks at them in a new way. She looks back at Boy. "But you couldn't just do something like that - someone would see!"
And boy says "What, just as you cum? That's really the point of it - to see the shocked expression, then to see their faces change to pure fuck crazy." The other guys laugh and say "What's the dirty talk about?"
But they already know the scheme. And they already had a place charted out, with a priest that'll let them do it.
As long as he got his piece, of course.
A couple guys are hardcore athiests and always talk about it. There's one girl that hangs out and she's got the bug too, bragging and cutting down any religious concepts or people who are believers. The old "We're better and smarter and wiser than them" Meme. But she hasn't fucked the guys, just hangs out with them.
So one of the guys decides to play a little game with her. He tells her "well, you aren't REALLY an athiest, you know." And the argument ensues, and he baits her on and on. Finally she asks what exactly she'd have to do to prove to him that she was and he plays the game of being reluctant to tell her. She pleads with him. Putting on a show of resignation and reluctance, he tells her. But first he says "Please don't get mad at me, I want to be your friend. So I'll tell you, but just don't get mad, okay?"
"Perform unnatural sex acts on the church alter".
She protests, and says that wouldn't bother her, but she wasn't hooked up with anyone, and couldn't just do it with anyone.
The guy already has a response thought out.
"Sally, it doesn't have any meaning unless you do it with someone just for lust. Don't you see? You have to do it just to get off. That's required. If it's someone you love, that love always trumps religion."
She thinks about this and sees the reason in it. Then she protests again. "But what are unnatural acts? That's so outdated and it sounds so silly. Like nobody thinks of blowjobs as even sex today."
And the guy says "Sure, but what about doing a blowjob while taking another cock in the ass? While a third guy was eating you out? And doing it just for lust. Just to get off and get some guys off. Now that'd come pretty close to proving that you didn't have any religious spirit left. If it was done right on the alter, of course."
About that time the other two guys (whom the first guy has messaged) just "happen to walk in."
The girl looks at them in a new way. She looks back at Boy. "But you couldn't just do something like that - someone would see!"
And boy says "What, just as you cum? That's really the point of it - to see the shocked expression, then to see their faces change to pure fuck crazy." The other guys laugh and say "What's the dirty talk about?"
But they already know the scheme. And they already had a place charted out, with a priest that'll let them do it.
As long as he got his piece, of course.
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