A celebrity you know you just couldn't stand to be around without punching them

[Johnny Cool]

For me it's always been Jennifer Love Hewitt. She just seems so absolutely obnoxious. She asks people to call her "Love" and subjects the world to her singing voice. If I wasn't a man she'd be Tyson and I'd be Douglas.

 

[Nora]

Rosie Perez. I think I could take her.

 

[The Scott]

Martin Short, but only if he was in his "Jiminy Glick" costume.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Martin Short, but only if he was in his "Jiminy Glick" costume.

I'd agree but I punched enough Mac kids back in school.

BooyA!!!!!

Mustangs RULE!!!!!

 

[pipercatt]

Quentin Tarrentino. It's his screwed up face. I can't help it.

 

[alexandraaah]

That awful redhead with the voice that could kill me who was on "Suddenly Susan."

She makes me heave.

 

[The Scott]

Chris Kattan.

 

[zach79]

A celebrity in his own mind.....Johnny Cool

 

[Johnny Cool]

A celebrity in his own mind.....Johnny Cool

Don't you have a beer can that needs to be crushed against your forehead?

 

[Lost Cause]

Gosh, there's so many....

Any of the Baldwin brothers, just because.

 

[70/30]

That awful redhead with the voice that could kill me who was on "Suddenly Susan."

She makes me heave.

Kathy Griffin.

Mine would be Tom Hanks.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Kathy Griffin.

Mine would be Tom Hanks.

Now, see you just picked the first legitimately talented punching bag.

 

[zach79]

And don't you have juice and cookies waiting on you?

 

[Johnny Cool]

And don't you have juice and cookies waiting on you?

Calling me young, eh? Big victory for you. Looks like a two pitcher night at hooters for you.

 

[RastaPope]

So many, so little time.


Oprah, for starters. Don't care if she's a woman, that broad needs a good sucker punch to the gut.

 

[alexandraaah]

Calling me young, eh? Big victory for you. Looks like a two pitcher night at hooters for you.

Well done.

 

[android1966]

Woody Allen.

Peewee Herman.

Liam Gallagher.

 

[scylis]

everybody's gettin' happy at Hooters.

 

[glamorilla]

regis philbin and kathy lee.

marilyn manson.

 

[alexandraaah]

Gilbert Godfrey.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Well done.

Not my first time

 

[zach79]

So let's see now; anti NFL, anti NASCAR, and anti alcohol.

Why don't you move to some desolate third world country, because it's people like you I don't want to defend my country for you uppity, preppy jackass.

This is the last word I'm getting in on your pathetic ass because I have more important things to do...like fucking your mom.

 

[alexandraaah]

Not my first time

Yes, I've noticed that you're "really experienced."

Congratulations on that.

 

[70/30]

Charlton Heston.

 

[Johnny Cool]

So let's see now; anti NFL, anti NASCAR, and anti alcohol.

Why don't you move to some desolate third world country, because it's people like you I don't want to defend my country for you uppity, preppy jackass.

This is the last word I'm getting in on your pathetic ass because I have more important things to do...like fucking your mom.

No need to move to a desolate third world country, I'm already in Canada.

Plus, I'm not anti-nfl. I'm Pro-CFL. Does that make me uppity in your books(I use the term books lightly. Your books have three words a page and big pretty pictures.)

And my last three remarks to your moronic, uncouth self

1) I'm not anti-alcohol. I just don't swill moonshine like yourself.

2) I never went to prep schools.

3) You had the gall to say I'm immature when you're all "Fuckfaces" and Momma jokes?

Get your Elementary School education and then come back for round two, jackass.