A cat on your sex

[Guest]

Claws and all!


For Lance.

 

[pointless]

that would hurt

 

[Xstatic]

Maybe this is why men (supposedly) don't like cats...

They're worried that the cat may be thinking:

Oooh, a new toy to play with!!

 

[scrymettet]

kitty

Replace cat by kitty,kitten ...
A whole not so new thing on Lit

 

[Richard49]

True story ....

Had gotten a kitten a few days before this happened
The lady who was my wife and I were ......
doing the wild thing in the missionary position
Since had no children we did not bother to close the door

Sudennly cat claws were attacking my scodim (sp)

 

[Guest]

True story ....

Had gotten a kitten a few days before this happened
The lady who was my wife and I were ......
doing the wild thing in the missionary position
Since had no children we did not bother to close the door

Sudennly cat claws were attacking my scodim (sp)

Wonder what it thought it was attacking...... but I bet that was the end of the wild thing for you, Richard

 

[Richard49]

Wonder what it thought it was attacking...... but I bet that was the end of the wild thing for you, Richard

after the iintial scream and realization we laughed to hard to do anything

when I was a kid I lived on a farm and knew the hay lofts well

stories I could tell

 

[Guest]

after the iintial scream and realization we laughed to hard to do anything

when I was a kid I lived on a farm and knew the hay lofts well

stories I could tell

A true "romp in the hay"?

 

[k¡tty]

Re: kitty

Replace cat by kitty,kitten ...
A whole not so new thing on Lit

;-P




LOL Richard, it just wanted to play is all.

 

[Richard49]

Re: Re: kitty

;-P
LOL Richard, it just wanted to play is all.

I just want you to cum and play

 

[Richard49]

A true "romp in the hay"?

You could say that

 

[Killswitch]

 

[Guest]

......and your point is?

 

[ksmybuttons]

Every morning about 3 there are pointy little feet walking on my chest. Gets the cat nudged off the bed. Why won't he learn?

 

[Richard49]

......and your point is?

I was wondering the same thing

 

[bknight2602]

that would hurt

Yes that would/could hurt!

 

[Killswitch]

......and your point is?

Lather that beav up with some jif, and whistle for your dog, or cat and find out.....

Thank me later

 

[Guest]

Lather that beav up with some jif, and whistle for your dog, or cat and find out.....

Thank me later

No, thanks all the same.

 

[Killswitch]

Lather that beav up with some jif, and whistle for your dog, or cat and find out.....

Thank me later

I just might have to start quoting myself in my sig line with lines like this......

 

[Guest]

I just might have to start quoting myself in my sig line with lines like this......

That desperate, eh?

 

[Killswitch]

That desperate, eh?

Hey your the one contemplating the jif puppy boogie babe...not me.




Heyyyy theres another one....damn!

 

[Kymberley]

When my oldest was about 2, he liked to run through the house without his underwear on everytime he went to the bathroom. I had to chase him to put them back on him.

Then, one day, our kitten Butterscotch was lurking beside the couch as he ran past her. He was laughing at me trying to catch him when the kitten saw a new toy to swing at.

One loud yelp, and then he ran from the kitten straight into mommy's arms. No more chasing him through the house. He never left the bathroom without his underwear on again.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

True story ....

Had gotten a kitten a few days before this happened
The lady who was my wife and I were ......
doing the wild thing in the missionary position
Since had no children we did not bother to close the door

Sudennly cat claws were attacking my scodim (sp)

Speaking of which..


Friends of friends were doing it doggie style when the cat (same thing, no kids around left the door open) come up from behind and swipes at his balls. He slammed her so hard, her head crashed into the head board. She had to wear a neck brace for weeks and he had a limp. The cat scratched him deep. He needed stitches.