A brief list

Expertise

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Today has been sort of maudlin on the BB sooooo....

A brief list of women who I would lick like ice cream and the flavor I associate them with or I feel suits them.

April-French Vanilla (classic and deliscious)
Juliangel-Peach (the juiciest in Georgia)
TN Vixen- Butter Pecan (rich,buttery and oh so smooth)
EarthMuffin-CherryGarcia (yummy)
KillerMuffin-Orange Pineapple (refreshing & hidden surprise)
Kitten Eyes-Pralines n' Cream (Sweet and smooth)
Isabella-Canadian Maple Walnuts (sweet and pleasantly nutty)
Jade- Mangoe Mandarin (or something similarly exotic)
Naked Hunny- Strawberry (fresh and tart)

Feel free to add your own.
 
Ok, that is just too creepy, first the name thing on the email (sorry for the inside joke, but it was necessary) and now you know my favorite ice cream.

(frantically looking for cameras and microphones in her bedroom)
 
What about me???

Dancinvixen---Rocky Road< I'm a damn good thing with a few nuts loose <g>>
Samurai--Peanut Butter Cups<new Dreamery><sweet, yet has a bit of flavor to it>
Lasher---<g>Vanilla and Crunch Bars< sweet yet crunchy>

[Edited by dancinvixen on 11-10-2000 at 12:53 PM]
 
Its kind of creepin me out too! Never speak to me again!

I actualy work for the NSA. Now that you have outted me I have no choice but to send in the black helicopters.
 
Uhhhh Dancin Vixen have all the Rangers out for a run befuddled you sweetie?

Ice cream flavors babe.

I don't think any of those flavors would be real palatable.
 
Sorry, forgot my own list...

Merlin - Rocky Road (he knows why)
Expertise - vanilla with maple syrup (duh)
ShyGuy - cherry cheescake (reminds me of a Danish)
Thumper - mint chocolate chip (he's too cool for words ;))
D'Artagnan - a frozen Mudslide (not quite ice cream, but close)
Cyan - Rainbow sherbert (with extra sprinkles)
Ezzy - toffee crunch (English toffee)
Renegade - vanilla with red hots (again, duh)
Isabella - Moosetracks (too yummy for words)
Merelan - Decandent chocolate fudge (sinful ;))

I'll probably think of more later..
 
Ohhh, Expertise. Lick me like ice cream? *shivers*

But what about chocolate? That's my favorite. In fact, it's the only flavor I eat.
 
Well Expertise? you are wide open to piss us off. What about me? It is a great idea and as best I can tell you are right on. But much pout that I'm not on the list? Stamping my heels and shaking my puppy mane.

And my almost real world gf Kathy Stl? She won't stamp or bitch but will have tears.
 
Expertise said:
Uhhhh Dancin Vixen have all the Rangers out for a run befuddled you sweetie?

Ice cream flavors babe.

I don't think any of those flavors would be real palatable.
LOL, no hubby's in the field, has been since Oct. something<early on> and won't be back for another 2 weeks. Plus, the SF guys are out for a road march---whooooaaaaa baby.
{running down the street--hey guys come back, I swear I won't hurt anyone}
 
This would be me feeling guilty and "dancing"

Ahh the inherrant danger of lists

I am sure that you are both sweet cool and a real treat. But it would be presumptuous of me to take the liberty of assigning to you a flavor until I knew you better.
 
Since I'm in Vermont, I'll stick with the Ben and Jerry's flavors:

Whispersecret - Jerry's Jubilee (Cherry Garcia meets Chocolate Fudge Brownie) You know we love your cherries, honey.

Siren - Everything But The... (Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch/NY Super Fudge Chunk & Peanut Butter Cup) Slurpy delicious, just like you, sweetie. Oh yeah, FUCK!

CreamyLady - Pulp Addiction (Orange & Cream meets Chocolate Orange Fudge) Only the creamiest for this lady.

BrainyBeauty - From Russia with Buzz (White Russian meets Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz) What else for the original Bond Babe?
 
Chocolate Orange. Thank you Gaucho. I knew I had somewhere to go and something to buy today. I wonder what Chocolate Raspberry tastes like? Walgreens, you know. *drooling at the thought of a chocolate orange*
 
This just in...

New from B&J:

SimplySouthern - Southern Pecan Pie Ice Cream (Brown Sugar Ice Cream with golden roasted pecans, chunks of pecan pie pieces & a pecan caramel swirl) Warm it just a little and it melts in your mouth.

Yum. I mean...YUM!
 
Gaucho, thank you so much. I, personally, love chocolate and orange together.

There are some brilliant and twisted minds in Vermont. :)
 
Ravenloft...

Starting off with the purest of homemade vanilla. :) (To currently match my baby.)
 
A few I missed...

Nicole - Bananas Foster, a local flavor(mostly because of the Foster's part)
Purple Hase - Wavy Gravy (very mellow, kind of quirky)
Sparky - Fudge Ripple (very Sparky if you think about it, either straight up vanilla or out there chocolate)
DCL - Neapolitan (universal classic)
 
damnit..

once again ...im left out...but oh well...damn ya'll are makin me think of the guys covered in ice cream.....mmmmmmmm.............................creamy.
 
Rocky Road, Kitten?

:) Can't say I ever thought of myself in quite that way, but yeah, I know why:) Now, come here you sweet thing and let me rub your tummy.(kittens love that you know):D


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(Ramlick's just going to love the fact that I used the word tummy:( )
 
The rest of you men just line up with the hot fudge- that's all we need!

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Gaucho- Why thank you! That was perfect. The following is For Your Eyes Only...
Here's what I choose for you...
Ooey Gooey Cake- (Caramel frozen yogurt loaded with moist chunks of cake & a rich caramel swirl) I felt this way after seeing my name on your list. Also, I chose it because I like to have my cake and eat it too! ;)

Slut_Boy- Your ideas are so stimulating and could never be considered
Half Baked - (Chocolate Fudge Brownie meets Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough -- A crazy concoction of chocolate ice cream & vanilla ice cream mixed with fudge brownies & gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough) But you are so delicious, this sounded like something I could sink my teeth into! And it made me think of you.

Thumper- A decadent choice -my favorite kind.
Blondies are a Swirl's Best Friend - (Chocolate low fat ice cream packed with chunks of blond brownies and a rich fudge swirl) Can't you just summon up the image of a whirlpool and long blonde hairs and black hairs mingling in the warm, rushing water?

Expertise- Since this is your thread and my previous attempts at flirting with someone who is only on during the day have been few and far between, let me try again to tell you I want Smore's Low Fat Ice Cream (Chocolate low fat ice cream with a marshmallow swirl and graham cracker wedges)

Not kidding- rest of you gather around, form a circle around this vat of hot fudge, grab a spoon and let's go to town! Forget the ice cream. All we need is the chocolate and each other! :)
 
Hey BrainyBeauty, I remember when all you did was lurk and you were too shy to post. ;) I think we can safely say you've joined the Lit family.
 
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