A Bride for XANDER

[Naked Hunny]

ok hmm Ive seen pics of Xander without his pants on and without his shirt on!! I WANT THIS MAN!! Whats the bidding up to again?

 

[Merelan]

Naked Hunny, we want him too, can't we share him? If we pool together he could travel around the globe visiting all of us.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

The bid is the best proposal that you can cum up with way you want XANDER....


THE WIFE

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hmm how I want Xander? Mental picture forming here!!
Now just imagine Xander naked in this seen!!
A big garden tub ,ya know the whirlpool ones, surrounded with flowers and candles.
A bottle of wine chilling in an ice bucket along with two glasses waiting for us to sip out of! A soft jazz plays in the background!! Now couldnt you just see Xander and i sitting in the tub caressing each other softly and kissing each others lips so tenderly!!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Hmm how I want Xander? Mental picture forming here!!
Now just imagine Xander naked in this seen!!
A big garden tub ,ya know the whirlpool ones, surrounded with flowers and candles.
A bottle of wine chilling in an ice bucket along with two glasses waiting for us to sip out of! A soft jazz plays in the background!! Now couldnt you just see Xander and i sitting in the tub caressing each other softly and kissing each others lips so tenderly!!

I know you want to have sex with him ...But would you marry him???

 

[Naked Hunny]

Would I marry him? If he asked honestly i think i would have to say yes!

 

[Merelan]

She is cheating! She is offering love and a lifetime of bliss and happiness, isn't that what marriage is? All I can offer is admiration and body worship.
Maybe she will still share him? Rent him out?

 

[Naked Hunny]

I talk to Xander alot usually for a coupla hours a day so i can say that definitely if he would ask I would say yes. And Merelan yes Ill rent him out to certain people preferably Lit members but only if i can watch!!

 

[Xander]

OKay I'm blushing here.

Yep, that's right I'm blushing. And quite frankly am lost for words

But I heard a request. So here it is, a blast from the past.

The Potent Power Pelvis Dance!!

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/monky.gif

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ahhhh now come over here and do that!! We will see just how Potent that dance is!!

 

[Merelan]

Watch out Naked Darling, he is an addictive man. He will hypnotize you into giving him whatever he wants. Oh, you already do that?
Hours? You get to talk to him for hours, may I touch your hand? The one that types to him.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ya wanna come and touch my phone too!! Ya know the one he called!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Would I marry him? If he asked honestly i think i would have to say yes!

Okay, I'm having a hard time catching up on things from the last week. Didn't I read in a couple threads that you were still in love with Bobtoad? But you're going to marry Xander? Is anyone other than me confused? What did I miss?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ive been having a rough time lately!! Losing my daughter and getting arrested will do that to a girl!! I think i just wanted some lovin and i had the toad on IM telling me how much he still loves me while he is flirting with Passionee on the boards at the same time!! Kinda had my already confused mind even more confused and i just got really jealous and pissy for now reason!! Now as for the whole Xander thing. I cant say I love Xander I dont know him all that well!! Pretty well but not well enough ya get my drift!! But I could love someone like him !! Im not making any sense to anyone but myself am i?

 

[Cheyenne]

Im not making any sense to anyone but myself am i?

Do we get to vote?

Nope. I'm still confused. But as long as you're not, that's what matters.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH trust me dear im still confused!! Very confused!! My stepmom just gave me an hour lecture on why I shouldnt major in accounting even though my major was finance before!! That woman makes no sense!!

 

[Xander]

Hours? You get to talk to him for hours, may I touch your hand? The one that types to him.

Merelan darling. You can talk to me as well if you want. ICQ and AIM handles are in my profile.
Would be an honor to shoot the breeze with you.

 

[Cheyenne]

OH trust me dear im still confused!! Very confused!! My stepmom just gave me an hour lecture on why I shouldnt major in accounting even though my major was finance before!! That woman makes no sense!!

You cheat. You knew that would get me about the accounting major. What's your stepmom's objection to accountants?

 

[Rosebud]

XANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still want to get your pants off of you...I can't just settle for the shirt

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: OKay I'm blushing here.

Yep, that's right I'm blushing. And quite frankly am lost for words

But I heard a request. So here it is, a blast from the past.

The Potent Power Pelvis Dance!!

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/monky.gif

XANDER!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ohohohohohoh MOMMA!
I bid... 20 BILLION dollars!
Muah, muah, muahahahahahah!!!
*Lifting a maniacle pinky... Maniacly!*

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH trust me dear im still confused!! Very confused!! My stepmom just gave me an hour lecture on why I shouldnt major in accounting even though my major was finance before!! That woman makes no sense!!

You cheat. You knew that would get me about the accounting major. What's your stepmom's objection to accountants?

My parents have this thing against me ever being happy if i could explain it i would!!

 

[Merelan]

No, they want you happy, just their version of happy.

 

[Alyrahh]

Am I too late?

Personally, I think he's worth much more than money... so, I'll offer my heart as my bid.

 

[Xander]

Re: Am I too late?

Personally, I think he's worth much more than money... so, I'll offer my heart as my bid.

SOLD!!! To the lovely lady with the long dark hair.

Okay people biddings off. Aly officially owns me now.

 

[Merelan]

No, you can't run your own auction. Geesh..... that was cheating. Hmmph. Oh well. I can still admire from afar can't I?