A Blushing mOOn
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ericviking69
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airborne92
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Hope you are feeling better soon moonshado.
moonshado
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Re: Re: ezzzzzzzzzz
Hey ya 3 is a alittle late.. LOL... O and you can use all the kisses.. if you know where to plant them >>> *weg*ezweler said:sorry love,,,still got number, but been 3 am here when i get home past week,,,call soon
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Stopping by to say hi to the sexiest lady at LIT, and say thank you.
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moonshado
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BReakwall
Humm I was thinking i came here to escape that real life stuff.. this is the dark side of the moon..
in real life she lives in the light...o and I am honored m'lord to have you here..I love your pics...
breakwall said:
Humm I was thinking i came here to escape that real life stuff.. this is the dark side of the moon..
in real life she lives in the light...o and I am honored m'lord to have you here..I love your pics...
moonshado
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ummm
Did I say I would not whine.. ok i wont.. but i am sure few moans
and groans ... ummm
Dunchad said:I have just the eight tools too..... I forceful tongue, spreading fingers..... and a very stiff tool for penetrating into those tight places!
Did I say I would not whine.. ok i wont.. but i am sure few moans
and groans ... ummm
moonshado
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humm
the performance went well this weekend..and sure was alot of fun. I did not get any pics.. because all the cameras happened to be.. camcorders.. o well they tapes are good.. somewhat funny at times and the dancers were all in top form
here is a glamorous cabaret bra i ordered but am sending back.. we are a tribal troupe..
the performance went well this weekend..and sure was alot of fun. I did not get any pics.. because all the cameras happened to be.. camcorders.. o well they tapes are good.. somewhat funny at times and the dancers were all in top form
here is a glamorous cabaret bra i ordered but am sending back.. we are a tribal troupe..
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Hope you find this funny,,,,,,,,,,
FREE DAILY HUMOR:
Frequent Fliers!
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money. Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long. "Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider. "Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
FREE DAILY HUMOR:
Frequent Fliers!
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money. Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long. "Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider. "Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
