A beer and a blowjob...

[boredpisces]

... to anyone willing to do my dishes. lol I've been so tired lately, I only just stopped myself from posting this as an ad on Craigslist. Think I'd get a response?

 

[mike_a365]

you probably would, but I think that they might be distracted by the beer and blowjob and forget why they were there... lol

 

[lostnfoundagain]

depends on how many dishes

 

[boredpisces]

Work first, payment upon satisfaction. But I guess they can have the beer as a down payment.

 

[haveahardon]

I think it depends on if you are offering a beer and a blowjob.....or offering to drink a beer then give a blowjob.

 

[mike_a365]

too bad you are on the other side of the country... id do them for you.

 

[boredpisces]

depends on how many dishes

A sinkful, plus a few pots and pans. I only have one dish set, place settings for 4, and a random assortment of cups. Most of it is mocking me.

 

[troubledone]

Great idea

 

[boredpisces]

*Quality of payment dependent on quality of work and/or overall attractiveness of worker. Additional fees for additional tasks negotiable, dependent on same. My stove is pretty dirty as well.

 

[haveahardon]

Quite I shame I'm on the other side of the country.

 

[boredpisces]

It's a sadness. Only place I knew I could say something like this and not be shunned or arrested, and there's no one from Denver on here. Not that I'm sure I'd extend this offer to someone in reality, but still. Maybe if I knew the guy...

 

[haveahardon]

That is rather unfortunate. Where are all the Denver guys at?! Help a girl out.

 

[AvgGuy01]

Depends on the beer...

 

[photobuff56]

im picky on my beer I only drink craft beers none of that coors light stuff.

 

[boredpisces]

I live in Denver. Beer's the name of the game out here. Not that I know anything about it. I'm a classic girl - Blue Moon in the fridge. But it wouldn't be tough to get pretty much anything else. I mean, I know two people who brew their own.

 

[TJcurious]

If you swallow, I'll even paint your house!!

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Hello

Just got my blowjob!! Rainy Saturday afternoons are the best. Now she is bringing me a cold beer along with a shot of Sambucca. Life is good!!

 

[southerncharm77]

Hmmmmmmm

Wonder what the payment would be if I cleaned your whole house??

 

[KingCuddle]

... to anyone willing to do my dishes. lol I've been so tired lately, I only just stopped myself from posting this as an ad on Craigslist. Think I'd get a response?

My kitchen here in Nashville is almost entirely remodeled.
I have paper plates.

Come on over! We can catch some music
and not worry about the dishes! :+))

 

[JamesRTickit]

UK based (Old) pisces

... to anyone willing to do my dishes. lol I've been so tired lately, I only just stopped myself from posting this as an ad on Craigslist. Think I'd get a response?

I enjoy housework, happily wash dishes, cook dinner; you ask I will deliver.
It will be my pleasure