_From the dark shadows of our poets' corner "myriad mouths" propose a FUN SEX GAME_!

[Guest]

_From the dark shadows of our poets' corner "myriad mouths" propose a FUN SEX GAME_!


How about a trivial bit of FUN?

Sounds like an interesting game, Kinky, you salacious slit, you. One of my favorite figures from the history of sex is the legendary Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile. Supposedly, she was such a prodigious fellatrix of the penises of Roman noblemen that the Romans nicknamed her the "myriad-mouthed." There's also a story about her letting mere commoners have a night of pleasure with her, during which she would do whatever the guy wanted. The catch was, at sun-up the next morning-- off with his head! Boy, I don't know if any pussy is that good!


There's also dispute about her looks, with some saying she was fabulously beautiful, others saying she was at best just average looking-- but who's gonna tell a queen with absolute power she's ugly? Anyway, my question is, what's fact and what's fiction about Cleopatra? Know any good Cleo stories I haven't covered? Or make up your own hot fiction about her.

Well, that's a GREAT historical SEX trivia question to asp, REDWAVE! *carefully refraining from tinting him*

Can anyone help me out with the seven taboo words that got avante-garde commedian Lenny Bruce dragged off stage and jailed around the middle of the last century? Also, is there any truth to the rumor that sadistic police threw him into the same cell with a pair of biker dykes and cheered while they raped Lenny's arse with dildos improvised from borrowed billy clubs?

The first few verboten words are easy to guess, probably: fXXk, SXXt, PXXs, CXXt[i/]; BUTT, then other obvious candidates like: cock, come, bitch, and mother are all used daily down home on the farm and as American as apple pie, so what were those other three little buggers?

Have FUN!

Lucky & Pixie

P.s. Whoever started that naughty rumor about us being Radioactive REDWAVE & Kin Ky?

 

[Guest]

_ A pair of doxies for you, RED & CRAZIES. Read 'em & eep. Hee, Hee, She!



Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fart, Art, & Yayati.

There's ABSOLUTELY no doubt about those seven NASTY words, BUTT you're burping up the wrong bunghole about Cleopatties. SHE was a real class act and never did anything less naughty than an angel.

 

[KichigaiFufu]

_ Thanks for your VERY fine answer, you NASTY lil THANG!

It's WONDERFUL to see such an elegant answer to my first question. And what a PUT DOWN on REDWAVE! I guess your pussy must have got his tongue?

Isn't it also somewhat surprising that none of the regular board members bothered to point out that as Yayati was born a mere two years ago, Lenny was dead before that unfortunate non-event and thus cunt have known his name? Or then again, maybe not. Most regular chatters are almost as brain dead as he is, so a true test of wit is well beyond their grasp.

Perhaps another question on sexual trivia is in order now? Try this on for size, and if it fits, FUCK around with it: When and how was the condom first invented, and what kind of testing was it required to undergo to win the good housekeeping seal of approval?

 

[Guest]

Your answer SUCKS! And so do you! And everybody esle, too!

Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fart, Art, & Yayati.

Maybe there' is ABSOLUTELY no doubt about the first six NASTY words. I mean how would I know? Duh! I never learned that many BIG HARD words. BUTT KichigaiFufu's TOTALLY FUCKED in the arse about me being merely two years old. HA! I'm almost two and a half. So there, you poo poo ka ka heinies!!!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Can anyone help me out with the seven taboo words that got avante-garde commedian Lenny Bruce dragged off stage and jailed around the middle of the last century? Also, is there any truth to the rumor that sadistic police threw him into the same cell with a pair of biker dykes and cheered while they raped Lenny's arse with dildos improvised from borrowed billy clubs?

It's shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits...although as I remember it, that was George Carlins deal...and why tits? its such a nice sounding word! bet ya can't eat just one....

 

[KinkyLOVE]

NObody uses CONDOMS or you just have NO idea where those little dick skins CUM from?

Perhaps another question on sexual trivia is in order now? Try this on for size, and if it fits, FUCK around with it: When and how was the condom first invented, and what kind of testing was it required to undergo to win the good housekeeping seal of approval?

Perhaps you didn'd realize this is an INTELLIGENCE test?

CHATTERS FLUNK!


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