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[Jade]

Okay so I needed an attention catching title.

Sorry to waste space here... I have missed you all so much.
I am under high high stress and also have become sort of addicted to Everquest.

Anyway, I am on aol AIM right now (cantantesensual) for the next 45 min to 75 min. if anyone wants to drop me a line....... you know ... if you missed me or something like that.

Hugs, kisses, etc.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I MISS YOU DAMMMMMITTTT!!!!!!!

Smooches and knock off that Everquest. You're sposed to be wildly addicted to us!!

Have some fun sweetie, you deserve it!

 

[Merelan]

There is something other then Literotica? No, I cannot believe that. You must be a subversive or something.

 

[Jade]

Oh, and today is my birthday.. yes really.

Guess my age, and I will give you sex.

 

[Always]

for a second there, i thought the title was real.

I was laughing my ass off.

you have eversmack? (what the addicts call it)

umm... 19? you look it!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Hmmmm...

After careful thought and consideration my guess is...

23! Pay up, bebe! Get that butt in the air!

 

[Merelan]

Not polite to guess ladies ages, but will wish you a happy, happy day...
Any big plans? Or a more quiet intimate party planned?

 

[Nicole]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net7/birthday.gif babe.

Now come have a beer http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net7/beerchug.gif

Jade I don't care how old you are I'll sleep with you anytime

 

[Dreamer1]

Jade,

First off, I miss you tons! Second, I just missed you on AIM. Damn computer! Third, Happy Birthday Sweetie, you are one terrific lady! I have to say you are 23 also. I hope I am right and you are ready for multiple partners!

 

[wolfie69]

Cool!!!!!!!

Today must be the day for birthdays... A Happy Birthday to you jade...

Now lets see... from the look of your picture.... hmmmmmmmmmmm I guess 21!!!!

 

[R Nitelight]

Jade

One? Two? Three? Four? Five?
Am I getting closer?
Six? Seven? Eight? Nine?......

 

[dusk2dawn]

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jade.....

Think I'll quit that my singing is even starting to hurt my ears.... seriously hope you have a great day!!

 

[*Eve*]

happy B day!!! I knew October 2 was a special day. Two stars were born!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Jade I don't care how old you are I'll sleep with you anytime

Great mind think ALIKE!!!!!

Oh and I think 24 today, I am sorry that I missed you babe... mail me with an update.

Miss you

Da chef

 

[Skibum]

My guess is 25, but I'll have to pass on the reward. My heart is elsewhere...

 

[Aranian]

Dangit Jade! Of all the games to get addicted to! And to think I had a high opinion of you...

To quote my roommate, "Getting addicted to everquest is like getting addicted to slots. You have to be a complete mor..." um...you get the point. Buy Diablo2 and play an online game where you can do some real character development instead of that shabby hacked excuse for an rpg. You won't have to pay that awful $120 a year to play either.

Oh btw happy birthday I say 22.

 

[teresafannin]

Happy Birthday & it is good to hear from you again.I hope your day was a special one.

 

[Whispersecret]

Been wondering where you went! Happy birthday, Jade.

 

[Never]

Everquest? *spits on floor*
Diablo II? *spits on floor*

Never had both. Never wishes he had not wasted fine American monies to get them.
Never now had Baldur's Gate II, with bonus CD and CE CD.
Is like fine Russian Vodka!
Never just knocked boots with Elven woman. Never is very, very happy. (Pathetic, no?)

Anyway.
Torment: Plancescape is the best addictive game I've ever played.

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Miss yah Jade.

 

[Lajo]

Jade!! You are still alive. I have certainly missed you! Please, look for me on AIM! you know I am still in love,,,huh...lust with you!

Lajo

 

[Jade]

Man, you people just kick my ass!

Lajo: Deal

Never: I won Baldur's Gate I... loved the skull char. in Planescape

Whispersecret: Your new sig... LMAO.. You are so amazing.

Teras: Thank you, lovely lady.

Aranian: So what is your opinion of me now then.. dare I ask?

Skibum: Sorry to hear you don't want my sex. Good thing you didn't win... I have never been turned down!

Chef: That was the first time you didn't call me "babe." Should I be worried?

Eve: Two stars? Your b-day too?
I just knew that it was "Guardian Angel's Day" on religious calendars! .... and Ghandi, Sting, Donna Karan, and Don Mclean's birthday... um.... (okay okay so I was proud of the Ghandi thing okay?) But hmmm .. have to wonder if Sting got toasted last night... almost with I had.

dusk2dawn: LOVED your sining!

R Nit: Gosh... I wouldn't be alowed here if that young, silly!

Wolf: xoxo

Oliver and Dreamer: Okay... sure Menage a trois it is (sorry.. can't ever spell that darn word!).... ahhh where to meet... you guys aren't into outdoor sex are ya?

Nicole: Ah... my first chance with a woman.. twould be no greater honor!

Merelan: Had rehearsal for a show I have a part in... they did play me a song though!

Shila: I have always called it "Evercrack" haha. Not many people "under" guess.. so THANK YOU! I love ya!

KillMuff: Oh I am addicted here too... why do you think I keep coming back?

Okay all... hehe... off to play Ever"crack".... and then to class... hehe...


HUZZAH

 

[Expertise]

I feel like a tool for not reading this earlier

BELATED HAPPY B-DAY SWEETIE!

I miss you a bunch, wish you well, and could think of several ways to reduce that stress level of yours

 

[Aranian]

Everquest? *spits on floor*
Diablo II? *spits on floor*

Never had both. Never wishes he had not wasted fine American monies to get them.
Never now had Baldur's Gate II, with bonus CD and CE CD.
Is like fine Russian Vodka!
Never just knocked boots with Elven woman. Never is very, very happy. (Pathetic, no?)

Anyway.
Torment: Plancescape is the best addictive game I've ever played.

BG2 looks EXACTLY like BG1. BG1 was cool but darned if I'm gonna pay another $50 for the exact same game. I'm gettin Chrono Cross, baby!!

Almost bought planescape-torment at one point but I think the terrible box cover art drove me away.
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Diablo2 still rocks. I almost have a character on the bnet hardcore ladder.

 

[Jade]

I'm gettin Chrono Cross, baby!!

Almost bought planescape-torment at one point but I think the terrible box cover art drove me away.
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Diablo2 still rocks. I almost have a character on the bnet hardcore ladder. [/B]

Aranian... were you calling me "baby?" If so... when can I come over? (*blushes*)

Also, lemme guess.. Paladin?

 

[Dreamer1]

Re: Man, you people just kick my ass!

Oliver and Dreamer: Okay... sure Menage a trois it is (sorry.. can't ever spell that darn word!).... ahhh where to meet... you guys aren't into outdoor sex are ya?

I can't speak for Oliver but let me just do the math,
Jade + Sex = Dreamer has no geographic restrictions!
Let's see, outdoors, indoors, leaned against a door...whatever!