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[Lancecastor]

Can anyone recommend a way of removing the stains left by sperm on clothing? My old BF managed to ruin a couple of my T-shirts... and before you ask I do swallow.

Do you pretend you're a chick IRL as well or is it just here?

 

[run_silent]

Do you pretend you're a chick IRL as well or is it just here?

Chick or not it's a common problem. Should you repaint the ceiling when your splooge hits it's or add a black light and pretend it's star clusters.

 

[Kruge]

Every sperm is sacred *nods*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

 

[BiTodd]

actually it is the semen that leaves the stain.
I recomend you don't wash them but wear them with pride. All stuck together. Then as you heat up and the humidity climbs the aroma might make you horny.

 

[Lancecastor]

Chick or not it's a common problem.

For you, perhaps.

 

[run_silent]

For you, perhaps.

Nods. Everyone but you. Yeah.

 

[blobfish]

Nods. Everyone but you. Yeah.

It's not much of a problem for me either. It comes out and goes in, like a waste water treatment plant.

 

[theault_b]

Can anyone recommend a way of removing the stains left by sperm on clothing? My old BF managed to ruin a couple of my T-shirts... and before you ask I do swallow.

People here use :frogs:

 

[KingOrfeo]

Can anyone recommend a way of removing the stains left by sperm on clothing?

Add some more so it's all the same color.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I seem to remember something about the "hair of the dog".. you're definately going to have to blow him again.
better luck next time.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought this was going to be about Mike Rowe and an episode of "Dirty Jobs."

 

[CandiCame]

It's not much of a problem for me either. It comes out and goes in, like a waste water treatment plant.

Man... seriously. How fucking stained is it? I mean, I've washed black shirts where the stains were obvious and they came out clean. I mean, I wear a lot of black, I generally use whatever shirt I just threw off to clean myself, and then I wash them when I do laundry. I never would have thought that a lot of people had this problem...

 

[killallhippies]

fucking murderer!