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[cheerful_deviant]

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No, it doesn't mean a thing.

I just didn't have anything meaningful to post and I felt like attracting attention to myself.

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[Halo_n_horns]

Where the hell is Brinnie when we need her???

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Where the hell is Brinnie when we need her???

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[Halo_n_horns]

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Oh yeah? Well I bet my Duck-Billed-Perpetually-Pissed-Priapism-Prone Platypus could kick your Duck of Doom's ass AND all of your stinkin' posts from here to Cucamonga!

*go and stick all of your tongues out at me will you ...*

 

[Guest]

Never invoke the name of that scatalogical horror.

What are you thinking???

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Never invoke the name of that scatalogical horror.

What are you thinking???

Thinking? Who's thinking? I gotta Duck Billed Platypus with a painful priapism propensity and a pissy disposition. Its him, I tell ya. All him!

 

[Guest]

Thinking? Who's thinking? I gotta Duck Billed Platypus with a painful priapism propensity and a pissy disposition. Its him, I tell ya. All him!

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily.

 

[S-Des]

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily.

I'm not involved in this thread, but can I take your advice? Drinking heavily sounds like an excellent Idea.

CD, having that many posts absolutely means something. It means you have far too much time on your hands...

 

[Guest]

I'm not involved in this thread, but can I take your advice? Drinking heavily sounds like an excellent Idea.

CD, having that many posts absolutely means something. It means you have far too much time on your hands...

I'm into rum this evening.

Drinking is good.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily.

O-No! I start drinking, get loose, tipsy, one thing leads to another and BAM!!! That priapism prone Platypus is driving his bus places that I don't want it to go. Ain't doin' it. No way. No how. Uh-uh!

 

[Guest]

O-No! I start drinking, get loose, tipsy, one thing leads to another and BAM!!! That priapism prone Platypus is driving his bus places that I don't want it to go. Ain't doin' it. No way. No how. Uh-uh!

Get him laid.

He'll be much more cooperative.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Get him laid.

He'll be much more cooperative.

There in lies the reason he's so pissy. Imagine being very priapsm prone, and then when a cooperative piece of ass comes along you get performance anxiety and everything goes to shit. He'll try to fuck anything he's not supposed to, but put before him some primed and prone Platypus pussy and he peters out.

 

[Guest]

There in lies the reason he's so pissy. Imagine being very priapsm prone, and then when a cooperative piece of ass comes along you get performance anxiety and everything goes to shit. He'll try to fuck anything he's not supposed to, but put before him some primed and prone Platypus pussy and he peters out.

Poor pathetic platypus.

Perhaps a few perverse penis palpitations would prevent a pedestrian peccadillo?

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Poor pathetic platypus.

Perhaps a few perverse penis palpitations would prevent a pedestrian peccadillo?

Please pause to ponder your poignant pontification ... the pickle that you're proposing has been long procrastinated and ultimately not persued. The simple reason being that he looks at me funny as it is. Perhaps a ballpeen hammer to the back of his pointed little head ... ??? Hhhmmmm ...

 

[Guest]

Please pause to ponder your poignant pontification ... the pickle that you're proposing has been long procrastinated and ultimately not persued. The simple reason being that he looks at me funny as it is. Perhaps a ballpeen hammer to the back of his pointed little head ... ??? Hhhmmmm ...

I was imagining a few painted platypus puta to ease his needs.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I was imagining a few painted platypus puta to ease his needs.

Perhaps ... possibly ... probably ... yup! I'm perplexed. Puta?

 

[Guest]

Perhaps ... possibly ... probably ... yup! I'm perplexed. Puta?

Puta means whore or bitch in portuguese, spanish, and Filipino.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Puta means whore or bitch in portuguese, spanish, and Filipino.

Pardon my ignorance. Hey ... now I've got a new word to use with the hispanics at work ...

Might there be Platypii puta? That would be perfect.

 

[Guest]

Pardon my ignorance. Hey ... now I've got a new word to use with the hispanics at work ...

Might there be Platypii puta? That would be perfect.

Perhaps.

Now I'm off to ponder pleasant dreams.

Goodnight.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Perhaps.

Now I'm off to ponder pleasant dreams.

Thank you for partaking in this wonderful proliferation of perpetual "P." *that didn't sound right ... *

Good evening.

 

[The_Darkness]

There's a few names to not bring up...the Big "B" is one of them, there's another political commentator from the big school of backwards thought that shall not be named either. He and I had our round-abouts quite a few times here in the AH.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

There's a few names to not bring up...the Big "B" is one of them, there's another political commentator from the big school of backwards thought that shall not be named either. He and I had our round-abouts quite a few times here in the AH.

*eh* Brinnie was good people. She was just afraid to let herself be good people. I saw it from her on a couple of occasions, though.

I'm not sure who the other person is that you're refering to. But then I'm not as versed on the personalities of the players here at Lit as I should probably be.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Oh, Cheerful One, you are a Deviant's, Deviant. Everyone salutes you.

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Rumple Foreskin

 

[The_Darkness]

*eh* Brinnie was good people. She was just afraid to let herself be good people. I saw it from her on a couple of occasions, though.

I'm not sure who the other person is that you're refering to. But then I'm not as versed on the personalities of the players here at Lit as I should probably be.

amicus is the other who shall not be named. We don't use his name because there is power in names and fear in memory. Both of those things combining might be enough to bring him back from hiding.

Of course, he may not be hiding, but simply lurking, circling like a playful shark, awaiting my return.

 

[arienette]

Yay! It's fiiine, I love paying attention to you.