80% Home Grown, 15% Preservatives, 5% Mystery Ingredient

[Riles]

Alright, I want to know your measurements! (No, not THOSE measurements)

Tell me the what's, who's, where's and how's that influenced your life as you grew and grow.

Are you Home Grown? Are you full of Additives? Are you a Chemical Baby?
I want the ingredients you feel would be used if there was going to be another YOU.

And before I get a page of posts declaring your uniqueness and the impossibility of there being another YOU…rest assured I rejoice in your individualism…I just want the gory details of your life. ~wink~

 

[Riles]

I guess I have to supply MINE before anyone antes up huh?

 

[Guest]

Home grown.

Indica.

Chemical free.

Seedless.

 

[Starfish]

I am rather organic, but there are many organic chemicals in me.

Does that make me naturally unnatural?

 

[Riles]

I KNEW this metaphor was going to come back and bite me in the ass.

 

[bluespoke]

I KNEW this metaphor was going to come back and bite me in the ass.

Just as long as it's an organic ass!

 

[Riles]

Seedless?!?!?! ~biting down hard on my lip, repeating over and over in my mind, "don't do it, don't even THINK it"~

 

[Riles]

Just as long as it's an organic ass!

Hey, I gave you my measurements for the ingredience already....but there is no way I am going to tell you how it's put together!

 

[peachykeen]

25% sugar and spice and everything nice

20% punk rock

5% Breyers mint chocolate chip ice cream

5% a seat along the Seine in Paris with a bottle of wine and the sun setting beyond Notre Dame

10% John Steinbeck novels & Woody Guthrie songs

2% dog hair

7% thunderstorm

11% accessories

9% genius

6% slut

 

[Riles]

!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

And I love the mix! ~chuckles @ the mint c.c. ice cream~

Mine happens to be Mocha Almond Fudge....and I think it could be more then 5%. ~wince~

 

[Starfish]

Re: !

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

And I love the mix! ~chuckles @ the mint c.c. ice cream~

Mine happens to be Mocha Almond Fudge....and I think it could be more then 5%. ~wince~

Look, Just because I didn't adhere to the intent you had in posting this doesn't make my post less valuable than others.

I hate people who devalue the posts of others by praising those who conform and frowning upon those who don't.


I have to say I don't think I like you very much now.

 

[Mellon Collie]

5 parts mountain dew
3 parts Newport Box 100's
2 parts oatmeal cream pie

Ps: Starfishy is my hero

 

[Riles]

Re: Re: !

Look, Just because I didn't adhere to the intent you had in posting this doesn't make my post less valuable than others.

I hate people who devalue the posts of others by praising those who conform and frowning upon those who don't.


I have to say I don't think I like you very much now.

WHOA!!!

My response wasn't negative at all. If you thought I was referring to YOUR specific post when I said "this metaphor was going to bite me in the ass", you are wrong. First off I was KIDDING with that comment. And second, I would never, EVER respond negatively to someone who posted to my thread unless they were being insulting.

In no way was I devaluing your reply. If you didn't notice, my OWN "combination" was similar to yours. I don't have a specific structure or form that I want replies to come in, that's silly! It would totally make the entire point of this thread meaningless...if you didn't notice, I was ASKING for each persons own style.

Perhaps you are a little sensitive to receiving negative feedback from other posters, but I assure you, that wasn't my intent whatsoever.

If you still feel offended, I'm sorry...and you are more then welcome to refrain from posting to a thread of mine in the future.
This too has left a bitter taste in my mouth.

 

[Starfish]

huh. Dumbfounded?



Oh, hey, since you don't know me. I was just kidding. I like you. If I hated you, your ass would be basically smeared all over the proverbial literotican persian rug before you knew what hit you.

 

[Riles]

ACK!!!!


Lady, you are going to give me a complex!!!!

I just took a panick attack thinking I had said something wrong.
Good LORD...I'm not cut out for these boards!

~groan~

 

[Starfish]

Oh GOD!

I am so sorry.

I should think before I do that sort of thing.

I am really sorry. I will not be that way to people unless they are used to me.

I am so sorry.




Or I need to use the fucking winking icon.
@myself

 

[Starfish]

When I looked at your first reply there was nothing there but your quoting my post. That is when I replied, and just now I saw what you've put with the quote.


I am sorry. I've been here a long time, and I give people shit on a pretty regular basis, about dumb and pointless things.

I am not one to care what people reply to or not. I was just being a bit of an anwry asshole.

Again, I am really sorry. I am a sarcastic wench.

 

[Riles]

Hey, no harm done. ~ as she wheels out some medieval torture device~ I'm a benevolent spirit, we can call it even as soon as I've wrung your neck and heard you beg for mercy a few times

 

[Starfish]

Any spankings involved?

Deal?

 

[Riles]

You sick, perverted, deprived individual! When I spank you, you have to at least PRETEND you don't like it or no one will ever believe that the videos of it are real!!!

 

[Starfish]

Don't worry. I am a good actress.


I will just whine a great deal.

 

[Riles]

Drama Queen!

 

[Guest]

I am a sarcastic wench.

No, you're just a wench. You wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit you on your tiny little ass.

And yes, seedless. Savea a lot of time and effort in the long run.
Go ahead, think it!

 

[Riles]

Hmmmmmm.

Now I'm actually thinking I could make a small fortune and save men the hassle of going to their docs to have that done.

Hey, I've fixed a multitude of farm animals...human males can't be THAT different!

 

[Guest]

Hmmmmmm.

Now I'm actually thinking I could make a small fortune and save men the hassle of going to their docs to have that done.

Hey, I've fixed a multitude of farm animals...human males can't be THAT different!

Read my first post on page 1 a liiiiiiitle more closely