I doubt anyone will write this, but the idea is interesting. It was briefly quipped by a character in Frank Downey's Rewind. Some people take their vows of chastity (or of no sex before marriage) very seriously. Suppose those people became part of the group of 70 virgins upon death?
70 Virgins
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This belief that there are 76 virgins awaiting martyrs when they arrive in paradise has always raised a question in my mind.
On the assumption that paradise is for all eternity, are the virgins aotomatically self-repairing?
If not, how do you pass the rest of eternity when you have used the last one?
Or are you saddled with 76 ordinary concubines after the last one has been deflowered?
On the assumption that paradise is for all eternity, are the virgins aotomatically self-repairing?
If not, how do you pass the rest of eternity when you have used the last one?
Or are you saddled with 76 ordinary concubines after the last one has been deflowered?
YANKEE DAN
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I was thinking about a story where a guy thinks he has gone to heaven and is given some number of virgins.
After he has had about 5 of them he's very tired of course and wants to rest, but no, he is actually in hell and the virgins tie him down and take turns riding him, which of course is agony after a while.
After he has had about 5 of them he's very tired of course and wants to rest, but no, he is actually in hell and the virgins tie him down and take turns riding him, which of course is agony after a while.
Sean Renaud
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I had sex with a virgin once. Never again. If I die in the name of a deity I want him to deliver to me 76 of the nasty sluts ever born without any diseases and still tight.
Can you imagine spending eternity with boring, ouch your hurting me, slow down, you want me to put your what in my where sex? Doesn't sound like a good enough reward for me.
Can you imagine spending eternity with boring, ouch your hurting me, slow down, you want me to put your what in my where sex? Doesn't sound like a good enough reward for me.
