7 Messed up things you can learn from Disney movies

[Tio_Narratore]

messed-up learning from Disney? Try Fantasia. My favourite: Female Centaurs do not have nipples (DeBussy's L'Apres-Midi d'un Faun) while witches do (Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain).

 

[mynameisben]

1. Beauty & the Beast teaches that an enlightened young woman would sooner resort to bestiality than date a French man.

2. Pinocchio confuses the issue of why and where a boy gets wood.

3. Minnie Mouse blushes when her skirt rides up to reveal her bloomers, but it's perfectly okay for Donald Duck to strut about with no pants on at all.

4. Fantasia teaches that dropping acid is okay so long as the animators can still put out a profitable product.

5. The Little Mermaid teaches tolerance and understanding of interspecies marriages, which carries with it a thinly veiled pro-homosexuality message.

6. All disney movies teach that closed mouth kissing is the all consuming, highest pinnacle of earthly bliss attainable for two adults.

7. All Disney DVDs teach us the importance of keeping pace with software editing technology, lest we be condemned to suffer 20 minutes of coming attractions before the feature presentation finally plays.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

messed-up learning from Disney? Try Fantasia. My favourite: Female Centaurs do not have nipples (DeBussy's L'Apres-Midi d'un Faun) while witches do (Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain).

Uh, the female centaur episode is the opening movement to Beethoven's Pastoral symphony. There is no DeBussy in Fantasia. And in the original sketches, the female centaurs had nipples and weren't going to wear flowery bras but the Hollywood censorship office of the time overruled mythological authenticity. Pity, what?

 

[Miss_Pixie]

1. Beauty & the Beast teaches that an enlightened young woman would sooner resort to bestiality than date a French man.

2. Pinocchio confuses the issue of why and where a boy gets wood.

3. Minnie Mouse blushes when her skirt rides up to reveal her bloomers, but it's perfectly okay for Donald Duck to strut about with no pants on at all.

4. Fantasia teaches that dropping acid is okay so long as the animators can still put out a profitable product.

5. The Little Mermaid teaches tolerance and understanding of interspecies marriages, which carries with it a thinly veiled pro-homosexuality message.

6. All disney movies teach that closed mouth kissing is the all consuming, highest pinnacle of earthly bliss attainable for two adults.

7. All Disney DVDs teach us the importance of keeping pace with software editing technology, lest we be condemned to suffer 20 minutes of coming attractions before the feature presentation finally plays.

Ben that's amazing lol

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Uh, the female centaur episode is the opening movement to Beethoven's Pastoral symphony. There is no DeBussy in Fantasia. And in the original sketches, the female centaurs had nipples and weren't going to wear flowery bras but the Hollywood censorship office of the time overruled mythological authenticity. Pity, what?

Sorry about that, Bear, a misremembered passage. Thanks for the correction.