7 deadly things

[Jim_Henson]

Make friends with Osama Bin Laden

Change religions in Northern Ireland

Be white, and yell out nigger in Harlem

Walk out naked in Minnesota in January

Get between *bratcat* and fresh meat

Take on Never


Fuck with Lit

 

[MissTaken]

Aww Never is a sweetie.

Don't let her fool ya.

And I always wanted to fuck all of lit. Oh! That isn't what you mean?

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't want to fuck all of lit.... maybe a choice few.

 

[scylis]

seven deadly things:

1. a pencil
2. the cords to my headphones
3. a Halloween vampire cape
4. a plastic bag
5. a fork
6. a controller for any console gaming system (though X-Box ones work best)
7. my uberninja death gaze

 

[SpiceCake]

1. Get in between me and my first cup of morning coffee.

2. Have stuffing instead of potatoes for dinner in Idaho.

3. Removing the dancing nana from Lit.

4. Being a straight female with a crush on glamoriila (actually this is self-inflicted suicide!).

5. Try taking dt. pepsi off the market.

6. Forgetting the donuts on Friday.

7. Telling me that Pink Floyd sucks!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Aww Never is a sweetie.

Don't let her fool ya.

Its not her thats the scary bit, its everyoneelse in defence of our Never.

 

[SweetCherry]

Walk out naked in Minnesota in January

Bah, what's wrong with beign naked in MN in January? Where's your sense of adventure? I've been known to be close to naked and outside then.

 

[Sillyman]

A ladder
A car
Butter
An airplane
an unloaded gun
A bottle of vodka
scylis

 

[GuyJD]

1) Make friends with Charles Manson.

2) Hand feed meat to a hungry pit bull.

3) Go to the zoo with your kids and show them how you can put your head into a lion's mouth.

4) Tell your wife, "Yeah, you do look fat in that dress." LOL

5) Attend a Klan meeting and break out with James Brown's "Say It Loud" on your ghetto blasting CD player.

6) Tell your husband, "You know what? Your friend, _______'s cock is alot bigger."

7) Tougue kiss a parahna.

 

[lovetoread]

Heh...those are funny.

 

[hotNnasty]

1. cumming before I do

2. Drinking a whole bottle of Tequila..... Alone

3. Calling out your ex's name at the moment of orgasm

4. Not liking cats

5. Eating less than I do

6. thinking Saddam has no weapons

7. meeting my older sister and telling me you didn't know I had a younger sister

 

[Cristalyn]

1. Get in between me and my first cup of morning coffee.

I'm with you on this one.

 

[JerseyBoy]

4. Being a straight female with a crush on glamoriila (actually this is self-inflicted suicide!).

sexy-girl has the same deadly affect on me, i mean us guys

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl has the same deadly affect on me, i mean us guys

lol sorry ... but thanks

this is a funny thread thanks for the smiles jim

 

[deliciously_naughty]

1. Telling me that I can't see anymore broadway shows

2. Standing between me and my brother jimmy's bbq (restaurant)

3. You don't like cats, or pets

4. riding a bike in the middle of the lane in front of my car

5. along with number 4, just sitting there when the light changes

6. Taking away my chocolate fix

7. Taking away my internet

 

[brokenbrainwave]

is fucking on lit deadly???

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

7. meeting my older sister and telling me you didn't know I had a younger sister

You have a sister?

Wow, that's great! I've always wanted to try a threesome!