60 second emergency broadcast!

Psst...

Say it with me....

shopping

Come on I'll even let you hold my hand...to drag you into the store.
 
At least that is a first step...

Next time we will get you to pay and to shop more...
 
Resist

My fellow Tiger, don't let you taken out of cover ! To many real (wom)man eaters as been kill because of tempting scapegoat.
RESIST.
If you have really to go shhhhh (I can't neither) Do it the tiger way ! s Quick and sudden burst of raw power. Grab,pay and run
 
Re: Resist

scrymettet said:
My fellow Tiger, don't let you taken out of cover ! To many real (wom)man eaters as been kill because of tempting scapegoat.
RESIST.
If you have really to go shhhhh (I can't neither) Do it the tiger way ! s Quick and sudden burst of raw power. Grab,pay and run

No dont resist..........

Shopping is good.....

Repeat after me....

Shopping is good....
 
Are you trying to say :

Factory Outlets ?

They are painless, really. They have some fantastic electronic stores, and some music stores there.... they have video games and power tools. Really !!!
 
Aww come on there! Chant with me....

shopping

Shopping

SHOPPING



Try it, you'll like it! :D
 
Stay on this side

I won't let you go to the evil. Take my hand even if it is with your pawns. Resist to those evil attacks. Think of beer, a lot of, stupid jokes, cars. Don't give up. They cannot force you. Run for cover
 
Tiger

My ex-wife tried to get me to go for a Ph.D. in shaw ...swoo ... shapp ... that thing.

Got out just in time.

Don't do it, man. Be strong. I'm with ya.
 
*In my most softest most charming drawl...."SHOPPING is good for you".....*

Repeat this line everytime the word shopping cannot cross your lips....
 
Tiger

If you must go sh____g, at least try to find an acceptable place to hide. Might I suggest an auto parts store as a good start?

Meantime, hang in there brother! And may the (John) Force be with you.
 
Ah Mr tiger,

You seem to have to have support in this area....

Tis no matter, my charm and death grip upon your hand will get you into the stores soon enough.

Soon we will welcome you to the darkside............
 
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