goodmorningdavi
Weiner Slinger
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What I thought each was, and what it really turned out to be:
1.) Cherry Chapstick? (very cherry)
2.) 3 day old coffee? (cappuccino)
3.) This one looks nasty as hell and I'm not sure if I even want to put it in my mouth... ok... here it goes. Oh man I think I'm gonna be sick. I fucking hate bananas. (Top Banana but I'm thinking it's what it would taste like if someone shat out a banana peel.)
4.) Weak-ass peach, or fruity spit. (Peach)
5.) GODDAMNIT I HATE ROOT BEER IT'S THE FUCKING NASTIEST SODA EVER I WANT TO CUT MY TONGUE OFF RIGHT NOW JESUS THIS TASTES LIKE SOMEONE PEED ON SOME OLD BLACK LICORICE AND RUBBED IT ON MY TASTE BUDS THIS IS PURE HELL.
6.) I wasn't paying attention to the one I just ate. It didn't taste bad, but it wasn't too good either. I think a turd would have tasted better than the last one.
7.) Coconut? (Coconut)
8.) This tastes like a really bad pina colada. If I could eat that one over I'd ask for alcohol that time. (Puke-a colada).
9.) This tastes like that bubble gum that was out when I was a kid that had tongue tattoos and a zebra on the label. I can't for the shit of me remember what it was called, but it had a zebra. (Tutti-Fruitti)
10.) Jelly Belly is starting to scare me. I pick one up, and see the color, and wonder what flavor it's going to be. This one is a rich brown. Maybe it's beef gravy. Ok, here we go. It's kinda burning my mouth like the root beer but not as incredibly gross. I don't know. (Dr. Pepper)
11.) I just drank some real Dr. Pepper and it was much better than the jelly bean. This one is the color of pepto bismol, but has not much flavor at all
(Bubble gum)
12.) Mmmm caramel apple
13.) Old toast? (buttered popcorn)
14.) Coconut again. I wish 50 would hurry up.
15.) I don't know but it's a super weak orange flavor (orange sherbert)
16.) Gah this one looks like when a dog turd is starting to turn white and it tastes like the air in Jo-Anne's fabric. (Toasted Marshmallow)
16 + 17.) I just ate a yellow and green one that were stuck together. I lucked out and they were lemon and lemon lime, respectivily. It was like a thick sip of 7-Up.
18.) Caramel apple again
19.) 4 day old coffee
20.) Spicy smurf? (blueberry)
21.) If I get another banana one I swear I'll get ill. Bananas are gay.
22.) Why in the hell is there a beef stew jelly bean? (Oh Chocolate Pudding)
23.) Puppy kisses (peach)
24.) I thought this was orange but I'm finding it to be enjoyable (Tangerine)
25.) Halfway there. I'm not feeling too great though. Tutti Fruitti again.
26.) That one was a pleasing shade of green. It's too bad I don't like artificial watermelon flavor.
27.) Fa la la la la, french vanilla. This one reminds me of the Christmas morning, when many of my family members were living in campers in our yard. My aunt was drinking a warm cup of cocoa when all of a sudden my brother's cat, Edgar, jumped up on the railing and ate a bird that was pecking at seeds in the snow. During breakfast he walked up to the big french door by our dining room with his whiskers covered in blood and feathers.
28.) Lemon lime. My dentist is going to love me.
29.) I'm almost starting to like the coffee ones.
30.) These ones that taste like old toast make me about as angry as the rootbeer ones.
31.) FUCKING GODDAMN BANANA
32.) This fucker is pretty tart. It made me make this face :x (red apple)
33.) Kitten tit milk (peach)
34.) I think someone mixed Dr. Pepper and chocolate pudding. Or my taste buds are retarded
35.) My green tangeriiiiiiiine
36 + 37.) I got 2 different shades of orange stuck together. The outcome was delicious.
38.) This pear one tastes like the locker room after 10th grade PE class. Everyone had the same cheap pear body spray for some reason.
39.) This one tastes how my hair feels (Cotton candy)
40.) I want a bag of just caramel apple ones.
41.) Zebra
42.) I'm starting to anticipate when I'm getting the nasty butter ones, because they look like rotting toenails. I think that connection is what's going to make me puke if I get another one.
43.) I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, these ones still kinda suck.
44.) Sprite poop
45.) I wish this was 50, I'm getting tired of this shit. Christmas death again.
46.) I wasn't paying attention to that one at all. I was reading my email. Verizon got my payment on my bill if anyone's interrested.
47.) A growing understanding is coming up for the toasted marshmallow one. But I don't think I like it yet.
48.) Wow. That one was really good, I wish I'd gotten more of those... wait I'm still chewing and it's starting to taste kinda gross. Like when you breathe in near some old tomatoes. (Plum)
49.) Almost there. mmmm I like green apple stuff. Too bad that wasn't the last one because with my luck I'll end this on a gross one.
50.) The lemon one is kind of gross. I can't understand why people pay so much for these things when most of them aren't that great.
1.) Cherry Chapstick? (very cherry)
2.) 3 day old coffee? (cappuccino)
3.) This one looks nasty as hell and I'm not sure if I even want to put it in my mouth... ok... here it goes. Oh man I think I'm gonna be sick. I fucking hate bananas. (Top Banana but I'm thinking it's what it would taste like if someone shat out a banana peel.)
4.) Weak-ass peach, or fruity spit. (Peach)
5.) GODDAMNIT I HATE ROOT BEER IT'S THE FUCKING NASTIEST SODA EVER I WANT TO CUT MY TONGUE OFF RIGHT NOW JESUS THIS TASTES LIKE SOMEONE PEED ON SOME OLD BLACK LICORICE AND RUBBED IT ON MY TASTE BUDS THIS IS PURE HELL.
6.) I wasn't paying attention to the one I just ate. It didn't taste bad, but it wasn't too good either. I think a turd would have tasted better than the last one.
7.) Coconut? (Coconut)
8.) This tastes like a really bad pina colada. If I could eat that one over I'd ask for alcohol that time. (Puke-a colada).
9.) This tastes like that bubble gum that was out when I was a kid that had tongue tattoos and a zebra on the label. I can't for the shit of me remember what it was called, but it had a zebra. (Tutti-Fruitti)
10.) Jelly Belly is starting to scare me. I pick one up, and see the color, and wonder what flavor it's going to be. This one is a rich brown. Maybe it's beef gravy. Ok, here we go. It's kinda burning my mouth like the root beer but not as incredibly gross. I don't know. (Dr. Pepper)
11.) I just drank some real Dr. Pepper and it was much better than the jelly bean. This one is the color of pepto bismol, but has not much flavor at all
(Bubble gum)12.) Mmmm caramel apple
13.) Old toast?
(buttered popcorn)14.) Coconut again. I wish 50 would hurry up.
15.) I don't know but it's a super weak orange flavor (orange sherbert)
16.) Gah this one looks like when a dog turd is starting to turn white and it tastes like the air in Jo-Anne's fabric. (Toasted Marshmallow)
16 + 17.) I just ate a yellow and green one that were stuck together. I lucked out and they were lemon and lemon lime, respectivily. It was like a thick sip of 7-Up.
18.) Caramel apple again
19.) 4 day old coffee
20.) Spicy smurf? (blueberry)
21.) If I get another banana one I swear I'll get ill. Bananas are gay.
22.) Why in the hell is there a beef stew jelly bean? (Oh
Chocolate Pudding)23.) Puppy kisses (peach)
24.) I thought this was orange but I'm finding it to be enjoyable (Tangerine)
25.) Halfway there. I'm not feeling too great though. Tutti Fruitti again.
26.) That one was a pleasing shade of green. It's too bad I don't like artificial watermelon flavor.
27.) Fa la la la la, french vanilla. This one reminds me of the Christmas morning, when many of my family members were living in campers in our yard. My aunt was drinking a warm cup of cocoa when all of a sudden my brother's cat, Edgar, jumped up on the railing and ate a bird that was pecking at seeds in the snow. During breakfast he walked up to the big french door by our dining room with his whiskers covered in blood and feathers.
28.) Lemon lime. My dentist is going to love me.
29.) I'm almost starting to like the coffee ones.
30.) These ones that taste like old toast make me about as angry as the rootbeer ones.
31.) FUCKING GODDAMN BANANA
32.) This fucker is pretty tart. It made me make this face :x (red apple)
33.) Kitten tit milk (peach)
34.) I think someone mixed Dr. Pepper and chocolate pudding. Or my taste buds are retarded
35.) My green tangeriiiiiiiine
36 + 37.) I got 2 different shades of orange stuck together. The outcome was delicious.
38.) This pear one tastes like the locker room after 10th grade PE class. Everyone had the same cheap pear body spray for some reason.
39.) This one tastes how my hair feels (Cotton candy)
40.) I want a bag of just caramel apple ones.
41.) Zebra
42.) I'm starting to anticipate when I'm getting the nasty butter ones, because they look like rotting toenails. I think that connection is what's going to make me puke if I get another one.
43.) I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, these ones still kinda suck.
44.) Sprite poop
45.) I wish this was 50, I'm getting tired of this shit. Christmas death again.
46.) I wasn't paying attention to that one at all. I was reading my email. Verizon got my payment on my bill if anyone's interrested.
47.) A growing understanding is coming up for the toasted marshmallow one. But I don't think I like it yet.
48.) Wow. That one was really good, I wish I'd gotten more of those... wait I'm still chewing and it's starting to taste kinda gross. Like when you breathe in near some old tomatoes. (Plum)
49.) Almost there. mmmm I like green apple stuff. Too bad that wasn't the last one because with my luck I'll end this on a gross one.
50.) The lemon one is kind of gross. I can't understand why people pay so much for these things when most of them aren't that great.
