50% 0f the world have never............

[pabloback]

used a telephone

 

[Shiner]

Lucky bastards, at least they don't get fucking telemarketer's phoning them all the time

 

[Shaq]

And 98% of the world has never tasted a succulently broiled human leg.

 

[SpiceCake]

Amazing isn't it? Cripes things I take for grated everyday!

 

[horny_giraffe]

And 98% of the world has never tasted a succulently broiled human leg.

So you're saying that 2% of the world has tasted a succulently broiled human leg? Where did you get that fascinatingly creepy tidbit?

 

[pabloback]

And 98% of the world has never tasted a succulently broiled human leg.

tastes like chicken


[pork really]

 

[Shiner]

Er my maths is shit so I'm gonna ask.....how much is 2% of 6 billion ?

 

[bknight2602]

used a telephone

There is a big market out there somewhere!

 

[horny_giraffe]

Er my maths is shit so I'm gonna ask.....how much is 2% of 6 billion ?

Pulling up my windows calculator...6 billion is the same as 6 thousand million, right? So that would be 120 million that have tasted a succulently broiled human leg. hehhee

I wonder if there really are statistics of how many people have ever tried cannabalism?

 

[Shaq]

More people have tasted human leg than you think...

People fall in feed grinding vats all the time...seriously...lose limbs, fingers...

It's not impossible for a man to be included in the corn feed to chicken...


2% according to my stats...

*wont divulge source for fear of ridicule*

 

[horny_giraffe]

*wont divulge source for fear of ridicule*

That's okay. I'll ridicule you anyway. Nah nah, nahnah nah!

 

[curious2c]

hmmmm. only 99.99999999999999999% of the women in the world have had me.