5 things never to say after sex:

[The_Darkness]

This has been circulating on MySpace and I'm assuming it's been done once or twice around these parts, but what the hell, let's go.

What 5 things should you never say after sex? A simple five word vocalization, can be a question, sentence, or fragment.

Mine (almost had the opportunity to say it once):
Please don't tell your daughter.

 

[kiten69]

"Thank god that's over with!"

I've thought it before but never said it

 

[Guest]

You're better than your mother!

 

[English Lady]

So that was it, eh?

 

[kiten69]

Please tell me there's more?

 

[Guest]

Naive newly ex-virgin girl : "Where did your hardon go?"

 

[The_Darkness]

My favorite one from the other list was:

So, you all are sisters?

 

[TheGreatRaja]

Hey, your sister is better

 

[kiten69]

My favorite one from the other list was:

So, you all are sisters?

Then what about....


So, you all are brothers?

 

[The_Darkness]

Then what about....


So, you all are brothers?

Have to have that thrown in to be fair, I suppose....

Your Boss's pussy is tighter.

 

[English Lady]

well, that was...erm, weird.

 

[Guest]

"That will be fifty bucks."

 

[Aurora Black]

"Little John" was spot on.

 

[TheGreatRaja]

What was your name again?

 

[Guest]

 

[arienette]

"The money's on the dresser."

oooh, I like that!!

 

[The_Darkness]

"The money's on the dresser."

Hell yeah. I'd like to amend that with

Make coffee when you leave.

 

[SesameStreet]

So when do I orgasm?

 

[The_Darkness]

So when do I orgasm?

Very nice.

What's the German Shepard doing?

 

[Aurora Black]

"Bring your friend next time?"

 

[The_Darkness]

So your my wife's bridesmaids?

 

[Aurora Black]

"You look like my ex."

 

[The_Darkness]

Who the fuck is Marty?

 

[Liar]

You're better than your mother!

Worse:
You're better than my mother.

 

[kiten69]

Hand me that vibrator, please?