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[RonClarkeson]

Ok here is a starter for ten.

Give me ten bucks (per idea) and I'll listen. That's as low as I'm authorised to go by my clients.

There was this dude who met a dudess on line he bragged about himself. he liked what she posted and they agreed to meet.

Write the disaster story of the year.

 

[RonClarkeson]

Try reverse polish

Yeah, I was talking about when you do it by hand, as in high-school.

Oh dear I cannot remember how to do this but it sounds fun!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Just send some to Ron in exchange for two muse ideas and a player to be named later.

Rumple Foreskin

An idea with two moose and a playa' would end up in Group, Interracial, or Non-Human?

 

[TxRad]

That's what you have to say, Lizzie: "Stress, my ass! Stress be damned!"

It always comes back to butt sex doesn't it......

Lizzy, darlin, honeybun,

Close your eyes, relax, take a couple of deep breathes, and let the world flow away.

But make damned sure the truck is parked before ya do ......

At the next truck stop, pick out the first guy or gal that catches your eye and then pair them up with the waitress of your choice.... now, let them flirt a while and then take it to the showers.... Oh, wait, that's my fantasy....

Anyway, there you are out wandering the great american highway system, looking down from your towering truck at all the flashers and perverts, there has to be a million stories out there, give us some of them....

 

[RonClarkeson]

laughter cure all ills!

It always comes back to butt sex doesn't it......

Lizzy, darlin, honeybun,

Close your eyes, relax, take a couple of deep breathes, and let the world flow away.

But make damned sure the truck is parked before ya do ......

At the next truck stop, pick out the first guy or gal that catches your eye and then pair them up with the waitress of your choice.... now, let them flirt a while and then take it to the showers.... Oh, wait, that's my fantasy....

Anyway, there you are out wandering the great american highway system, looking down from your towering truck at all the flashers and perverts, there has to be a million stories out there, give us some of them....

Liz take heart from this you should be laughing at the Moose at least!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Anyway, there you are out wandering the great american highway system, looking down from your towering truck at all the flashers and perverts, there has to be a million stories out there, give us some of them....

Flashers and perverts? You mean she's spotted us?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

An idea with two moose and a playa' would end up in Group, Interracial, or Non-Human?

Yes. Of course.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[RonClarkeson]

Spotted!

Flashers and perverts? You mean she's spotted us?

Rumple Foreskin

You have to post a pic to get spotted. Er there is something wrong with my web cam...

Yes thats an elipse!

 

[TxRad]

Flashers and perverts? You mean she's spotted us?

Rumple Foreskin

I'm afraid so, time to change disguises and cars again.....

*On the lamb again, oh we're on the lamb again*

Speaking of perverts, no wise ass, I ain't talking about sheep......

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm afraid so, time to change disguises and cars again.....

*On the lamb again, oh we're on the lamb again*

Speaking of perverts, no wise ass, I ain't talking about sheep......

Are you shear about that?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TxRad]

Are you shear about that?

Rumple Foreskin

Baaaa d Rumple, Baaaa d

 

[RonClarkeson]

Cos he's sure he's from new Zealand.

Are you shear about that?

Rumple Foreskin

They do that there don't they.

 

[Guest]

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[RonClarkeson]

Try left justify

I have something
but it does not feel short
it feels like the notes, the stuff, the etc for the book/books is there and would like me to sit down and do it
I don't think its fear
I think its the fact that I know
it will pour out and won't stop
do I have the time for it, I don't want to short change it
because it is good
its damned good​

I think we stole your thread!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Man, that happens to me all the time.

 

[minsue]

I have something
but it does not feel short
it feels like the notes, the stuff, the etc for the book/books is there and would like me to sit down and do it
I don't think its fear
I think its the fact that I know
it will pour out and won't stop
do I have the time for it, I don't want to short change it
because it is good
its damned good​

You have words, but no time.


I have time, but no words.


Between the two of us, there's a writer.

*sigh*​

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I have something
but it does not feel short
it feels like the notes, the stuff, the etc for the book/books is there and would like me to sit down and do it
I don't think its fear
I think its the fact that I know
it will pour out and won't stop
do I have the time for it, I don't want to short change it
because it is good
its damned good​

Do it.

But then I'm a firm believer that in the long run, sins of commission are better than sins of omission.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[RonClarkeson]

seriously though.

I have something
but it does not feel short
it feels like the notes, the stuff, the etc for the book/books is there and would like me to sit down and do it
I don't think its fear
I think its the fact that I know
it will pour out and won't stop
do I have the time for it, I don't want to short change it
because it is good
its damned good​

Writters block in not funny.

I have found that editing and licking a story in to shape is even less funny. Pm me and I will give you a synopsis of a story on any topic you like!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Writters block in not funny.

I have found that editing and licking a story in to shape is even less funny. Pm me and I will give you a synopsis of a story on any topic you like!

Give me a synopsis of Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis.

And dude, "Writters block" is funny!

 

[TxRad]

I have something
but it does not feel short
it feels like the notes, the stuff, the etc for the book/books is there and would like me to sit down and do it
I don't think its fear
I think its the fact that I know
it will pour out and won't stop
do I have the time for it, I don't want to short change it
because it is good
its damned good​

Since it's not short (always a good thing)
Let it out.....
From experience (None of my stories are short)
Let me say, writing is a sure way to stop it...
Make the time....
Do it in chapters (It seems to be the trend lately)
and the gooder the better.....

Make it happen, only you can

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Since it's not short (always a good thing)

Actually, it's the other way around. Being short is always a good thing. Case in point: if it's good, it will be good no matter how long; if it's bad, at least it's short.

 

[TxRad]

Actually, it's the other way around. Being short is always a good thing. Case in point: if it's good, it will be good no matter how long; if it's bad, at least it's short.

I find your point of view interesting, to say the least

 

[RonClarkeson]

Ok

Give me a synopsis of Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis.

And dude, "Writters block" is funny!

Now if this crasshes the lit server you know who to blame...

Oops I just did anothe elipse.

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[cloudy]

And dude, "Writters block" is funny!

I tried to ignore it, I swear.

 

[TxRad]

I tried to ignore it, I swear.

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