44% of American Dads...

[Guest]

... say that religion features in their sex lives.

~ Channel 4 TV programme, called Nine out of Ten Cats.

Is this true!?



Inverted crucifixes???

 

[lil_elvis]

I've often been told that having sex with me is a religious experience.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

No more, "Oh god"'s for you, mr.

 

[Guest]

I've often been told that having sex with me is a religious experience.

*sends PM to your good lady, to get more details*

 

[Guest]

Their mistaking "Oh God, Oh God" when he cums as a religious declaration.

 

[Guest]

No more, "Oh god"'s for you, mr.

('Ello, darlin'! )

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

('Ello, darlin'! )

Hi LouLou!

How goes it?

 

[Guest]

Their mistaking "Oh God, Oh God" when he cums as a religious declaration.

Of course, that's what it is! They cry out, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, you filthy bitch!" over here.

 

[Guest]

Hi LouLou!

How goes it?

It goes very good, thanks, love. How's about you?

 

[Edward Teach]

True story.

Late night sounds from adjoining motel room.


She: Oh god, help me. Help me. Oh god help me. Oh god, help me.

He: (laughing) Baby, if I ain't helping you, you better call god, cause I'm doing all I can.


Ed

.

 

[Belegon]

No more, "Oh god"'s for you, mr.

well, well.....

nice to see you gal...

 

[Guest]

True story.

Late night sounds from adjoining motel room.


She: Oh god, help me. Help me. Oh god help me. Oh god, help me.

He: (laughing) Baby, if I ain't helping you, you better call god, cause I'm doing all I can.


Ed

.

*snicker*

How did it end?

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

It goes very good, thanks, love. How's about you?

It's all good, just too damned hot (for daylight and kids about).

Bel -

 

[Guest]

Of course, that's what it is! They cry out, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, you filthy bitch!" over here.

Hmm, that explains all the British women I know married to Yanks and living here.

 

[Guest]

Hmm, that explains all the British women I know married to Yanks and living here.

Fine by me. That means more Brit blokes for me!

 

[Remec]

Of course, that's what it is! They cry out, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, you filthy bitch!" over here.

<leaning back and picturing someone saying so to Lou>
<imagining her wicked encouragement>
<the way her hair sways before being pulled back and yanked on>
Mmmm....

<noticing I'm in the middle of a thread>
Oh, um, sorry 'bout dat...

 

[Guest]

<leaning back and picturing someone saying so to Lou>
<imagining her wicked encouragement>
<the way her hair sways before being pulled back and yanked on>
Mmmm....

<noticing I'm in the middle of a thread>
Oh, um, sorry 'bout dat...

Fuck! It just got hot in here!

Feel free to stop off in the middle of threads anytime.

 

[Remec]

Fuck! It just got hot in here!

Feel free to stop off in the middle of threads anytime.

Will be glad to...or even PMs and/or chat should it be necessary...<wink>

If only my attention right now wasn't being diverted between reading threads and putting dinner together...<sigh>

 

[Edward Teach]

*snicker*

How did it end?

I think that I came.


Eddie The Voyeur

 

[TheEarl]

Of course, that's what it is! They cry out, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, you filthy bitch!" over here.

Only to you Lou.

The Earl

 

[shereads]

... say that religion features in their sex lives.

I think they meant "Fathers."

 

[LadyJeanne]

I think they meant "Fathers."

"Forgive me, Father, I have sinned..."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Of course, that's what it is! They cry out, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, you filthy bitch!" over here.

Hmmmmm... It seems to me that the Mrs. Deviant always rather likes it when I talk to her like that. Apparently it's not just for you Brits afterall.

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

How did it end?

Why, in her end, of course.

I think Teach got it on video.

 

[TheEarl]

"Forgive me, Father, I have sinned..."

"Get down on your knees girl. You know what I want"

"Our father, who art in heaven..."

The Earl
Shameless regurgitator of jokes

PS. That was actually Edward Teach's joke. I just showed the intiative to nick it.