44/m/cdn looking for a F to hook up with

[Lancecastor]

Hi all, I'm a 44/m/canada, looking for a woman that would be interested in hooking up for some great sex. Email me if you're interested. pm me
-lance

 

[freakygirl]

What is your email address?

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

You forgot to mention the whips and chains.

 

[Phoenyx]

For $500 a night I can pretend to be a woman for you.

 

[estevie]

Are you willing to relocate?

My next internet love affair partner must come from Ohio.

 

[Lancecastor]

Shit...that kid in NYC is on to something...let's see:

Hanns: I'll always care, but let's be friends, okay?

Freaky: I'd just use you to get to your big block...

Red: Well, that's a given.

Phoenyx: Why am I hearing "Glamour Boy" by the Guess Who?

estevie: Before I answer...is that you in the AV?

 

[WaxNWane]

Winston Churchill would dig your trailing preposition.

 

[badasschick]

Wow, you just make my age cutoff for dating eligibility.



I use a mathmatical formula.

Call me!

 

[estevie]

estevie: Before I answer...is that you in the AV?

Nope. Some crazy chick who let someone take a pic of her ass and posted it on the internet just so I could have pretty picture by my name.

 

[freakygirl]

Freaky: I'd just use you to get to your big block...

typical man

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are you willing to travel?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: 44/m/cdn looking for a F to hook up with

Roobs: I'm looking to eat in.

Freaky: Tell me about your compression ratio.

Estevie: Jan11 X2. You'd have to submit.

Badass: Have always loved your sig. Math is good. Chemistry?

WW: Some preposition...some proposition.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[badasschick]

Re: Re: Re: 44/m/cdn looking for a F to hook up with

Badass: Have always loved your sig. Math is good. Chemistry?

Perhaps a very combustible mixture.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: 44/m/cdn looking for a F to hook up with

Roobs: I'm looking to eat in.

You should consider delivery then. *wink*

 

[Lancecastor]

DA: Please post a list of Your Favorite Things and I will advise forthwith.

Badass: Drrty bomb!

Roobs: 30 Minutes or It's Free? Is there CrazeeBread?

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: Re: 44/m/cdn looking for a F to hook up with

Estevie: Jan11 X2. You'd have to submit.

Oooooh! Thats right.

Ok, you don't have to move here. But I must insist that you come to visit every 2 weeks.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Roobs: 30 Minutes or It's Free?

If it only lasts 30 minutes, I'm not paying a dime!

 

[badasschick]

Badass: Drrty bomb!

Still waiting for that big bang!

 

[peachykeen]

Hey there hot stuff, where've you been all my life?

 

[asenath]

How often do you do that spanking thing?

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey there hot stuff, where've you been all my life?

Me? You tawkin ta me?

Badass: Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay.

Roob: I'm 24X7, but must insist upon a hot pie at my door.

Estevie: You drive a hard er bargain.

 

[estevie]

Estevie: You drive a hard er bargain.

So, I'll see you next week?


Oh, just one more teeny tiny fact that you must know. If you ever utter the words, "I've been busy" I will kill you. *smiles sweetly*

 

[badasschick]

Badass: Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay.

Fo Shizzle!