4 day bender

[Bert Notorius]

what better way to close out this mostly shitty year?

 

[thør]

what better way to close out this mostly shitty year?

Use hydraulics, it won't take so long to get bent.

 

[hobbit.]

I misread the title, i thought it said '4 gay bender' i feared for your rectum.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Use hydraulics, it won't take so long to get bent.

don't forget the spring back angle in your drunken stupor.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I misread the title, i thought it said '4 gay bender' i feared for your rectum.

do you find yourself thinking about 'the gay' a lot?

 

[hobbit.]

do you find yourself thinking about 'the gay' a lot?

only when my hemorrhoids are playing up.

 

[thør]

don't forget the spring back angle in your drunken stupor.

Never take it for granted or it will bite you in the ass.

 

[Bert Notorius]

only when my hemorrhoids are playing up.

and old man like you should take better care of his sphincter.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Never take it for granted or it will bite you in the ass.

danke. the swiss taught me me spring back and grappa, though i never drank grappa again. and maybe never will.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I admire the dedication it would take. 2012 has had it's share of ups and downs.

 

[Squibbs]

Bert is going to drink himself to death unless he receives luke's severed penis!

 

[Bert Notorius]

sure, i'll drink to luke's severed penis. good luck dislodging it from sonny's asshole.

 

[Squibbs]

sure, i'll drink from luke's severed penis. good luck dislodging it from sonny's asshole.

That's gross.

 

[lovetoread]

That's gross.

Actually, it's kind of hawt.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i can't wait til new yrs..

 

[Bert Notorius]

11 hours and still going strong.

meet me for mimosas @ 9'ish.

 

[glynndah]

danke. the swiss taught me me spring back and grappa, though i never drank grappa again. and maybe never will.

"Never will" is very wise as far as grappa is concerned.

 

[Bert Notorius]

"Never will" is very wise as far as grappa is concerned.

the swiss don't waste anything.

 

[glynndah]

the swiss don't waste anything.

I've only had Italian. It was ... um... not palatable.

 

[ReadyMike]

I admire the dedication it would take. 2012 has had it's share of ups and downs.

I used to be really good at the long drunk. I'm not sure dedication is the right word, I might say obsession.

Good Luck, get someone to take pictures during the blackouts!

 

[Shagly]

Actually, it's kind of hawt.

Possibly kinky.

 

[Bert Notorius]

ow.














.

 

[Squibbs]

Bert is going to spend new years sipping grappa from luke's severed penis?

ewwwwwww

 

[Bert Notorius]

Bert is going to spend new years sipping grappa from luke's severed penis?

ewwwwwww

you can't seem to get the image out of your little monkey brain.

not surprising.

 

[TonyClifton]