35 yo virgin male in the PNW will accept pity sex

[NiceFriendlyGuy]

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[SammiSquid]

Yes, this is a pathetic cry for help. I've tried everything I can think of and still haven't found a woman interested in me. I'm hurtling towards 40 and the thought of reaching that age with virginity intact is too much to bear. I can't bring myself to pay for my first time, but I will accept someone's pity.

So, is there a lady living in the Pacific Northwest who will take mercy on me? As beggars can't be choosers, the only thing that I ask is that you be slender. I'm between 5' 9" and 5' 10" and just 140 pounds, so I'd prefer someone smaller than me, although I'm willing to be somewhat flexible, as you can imagine.

Please PM me with your interest. Thank you

Is this a joke? This add made me giggle but if it was done out of sincerity then I feel bad for laughing. I hope you find your slender queen.

 

[NiceFriendlyGuy]

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[SammiSquid]

No, it is not a joke, I'm being quite sincere. I'll admit I'm puzzled why specifying a body type preference got a chuckle, but I have enough of a sense of humor about myself not to feel hurt if I made someone giggle.

Sorry I am just silly i read it as no fat chicks!

 

[ChaseMePleez]

Yes, this is a pathetic cry for help. I've tried everything I can think of and still haven't found a woman interested in me. I'm hurtling towards 40 and the thought of reaching that age with virginity intact is too much to bear. I can't bring myself to pay for my first time, but I will accept someone's pity.

So, is there a lady living in the Pacific Northwest who will take mercy on me? As beggars can't be choosers, the only thing that I ask is that you be slender. I'm between 5' 9" and 5' 10" and just 140 pounds, so I'd prefer someone smaller than me, although I'm willing to be somewhat flexible, as you can imagine.

Please PM me with your interest. Thank you

I do not live on the Pacific Northwest but I am also a virgin at 32 years old. If you would like to talk, then I am up and on skype. I understand where you are coming from, believe me.

 

[spunkyE]

Stay strong and don't be ashamed of it.

if you weren't in the PNW I would definitely be pming you. A weekend with me and would not be a virgin and I would be out of my drought. However, my schedule does not permit travel out of this state..........lol



but here's a bump for you!

 

[NiceFriendlyGuy]

Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, there have been no takers. But I do want to thank those women kind enough to contact me and wish me well and provide encouragement. Thank you

 

[LadyVer]

Pity bump.

 

[Jose9h]

In the same boat, but younger.

Western Texas Male 30 yo virgin as well here.

Any pity as well?

:/

 

[LadyVer]

Double pity bump

 

[Jose9h]

I'm guessing there is no one available. Figures.

 

[LadyVer]

Guys, you could meet women by commenting on threads in The Playground..Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.