31/M/Ca... ISO

[HeavyStick]

Sugar Momma

I'm looking for a sugar momma, some lady who likes to go camping, hiking, hunting, wood working (or a garage/pole barn big enough for my tools), traveling, and sex.

I have no racial or height preference. Non smokers preferred. Social drinkers are encouraged as long you don't have a recurring spot on Girls Gone Wild.

Your sexual appetite should include. Oral and anal. I'm not into pain or toilet games. Role playing is fine, but leave the family reunions in the back 40.

I'm not jealous of toys unless you got to bed every night with a Jack hammer.

*bonus*
I've never had an STD.

My pet peeves are very few. If you can chew with your mouth closed and you know a bidet isn't a water fountain we should do fine.

Women with children are fine.

Women with husbands on death row are not single. We'll wait for the lights to go dim or the papers to be final.

 

[k¡tty]

LMAO



What a shame that I don't fulfill some of those requirements.



*wistful sigh*

 

[just pet]

A very tempting ad

 

[honeylick]

yes indeedy.
-smirk-

 

[marksgirl]

Sorry already taken.

 

[littlekateyes]

Let me think about this.................

 

[littlekateyes]

So how much a month?

 

[Angel]

Dude, why didn't you try to hook up with Anna Nicole?

 

[HeavyStick]

1. $ is negotiable

2. Gym membership

3. Dental, eyes, and full medical. (I have no fillings, I'm about to get LASIK, no major illnesses, only some previous broken fingers)

4. Cable (Cartoon Network at the minimum)

5. Two week vacation.

6. Spa treatment once every six months

more to come, depends on the action use and wear and tear upon me.

 

[Killswitch]

7. A lifetime supply of Grecian formula, and Xanax.

 

[Mischka]

The recurring spot on Girls Gone Wild eliminates me. Darn.

 

[HeavyStick]

7. A lifetime supply of Grecian formula, and Xanax.

(his name is KS, that is the only flame he knows. He goes to little dick anonymous meetings, and thinks he's funny.)

*sigh* You're boring, go shovel some walks, go spend some time with your wife before she leaves you.

 

[littlekateyes]

more to come, depends on the action use and wear and tear upon me.

So what are your limits?

 

[HeavyStick]

So what are your limits?

In person interviews only.

 

[k¡tty]

7. A lifetime supply of Grecian formula, and Xanax.

Actually dear you listed two things so that would be 7. and 8.





*still holding out hope he'll eventually get it*

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Damn. I'm over qualified.

 

[littlekateyes]

In person interviews only.

Um ok.........

 

[Guest]

If the position isn't filled......

I'd like to know under what circumstances you broke those finger, how many fingers and if it was all at once or individual finger breakage.

 

[littlekateyes]

If the position isn't filled......

I'd like to know under what circumstances you broke those finger, how many fingers and if it was all at once or individual finger breakage.

*stalk*

 

[Guest]

*stalk*

*perk*

 

[littlekateyes]

*perk*

*lick*

 

[HeavyStick]

I have broken six of my fingers... mostly during Kung Fu.

 

[sanjuaneros]

I thought you had one already?

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought you had one already?

SSSHHH, don't you have some yard work to do?

 

[Guest]

*lick*

*butterfly kiss*