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you could be in a foul mood and be wearing the angriest frown
or be made up as a sad slap stick clown
even hiding in the woods in a soldier's uniform of green and brown
perhaps you are wearing the flounciest taffeta gown
a ridiculous creation by a designer of world renown
even if you had a haughty smile and a regal golden crown
and acted as if you owned all of uptown
I'd still, with great pleasure, pull your girly knickers down
or be made up as a sad slap stick clown
even hiding in the woods in a soldier's uniform of green and brown
perhaps you are wearing the flounciest taffeta gown
a ridiculous creation by a designer of world renown
even if you had a haughty smile and a regal golden crown
and acted as if you owned all of uptown
I'd still, with great pleasure, pull your girly knickers down
