3 Things You Don't Care to Know About Me

[A Desert Rose]

Okay, you start.














Sometimes I really crack myself up.

 

[RawHumor]

I can't post here... because every item I post about me, no matter how insanely insignificant it is, someone here will be reading each word eagerly, wanting to know the details... wanting to memorize them.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I can't post here... because every item I post about me, no matter how insanely insignificant it is, someone here will be reading each word eagerly, wanting to know the details... wanting to memorize them.

The second non-post post of the day.

Third one's the winner.

 

[intothewoods]

Okay, you start.














Sometimes I really crack myself up.

1. I hate capri pants.
2. I need an oil change - or my car does.
3. I think cream cheese in sushi rolls is just wrong.

ETA: what do I win???

 

[A Desert Rose]

1. I hate capri pants.
2. I need an oil change - or my car does.
3. I think cream cheese in sushi rolls is just wrong.

ETA: what do I win???

Cream cheese is NEVER wrong, doll.




LOL

 

[intothewoods]

I can't post here... because every item I post about me, no matter how insanely insignificant it is, someone here will be reading each word eagerly, wanting to know the details... wanting to memorize them.

That someone here must not be very bright. How hard is it to memorize choke-fucking or not choke-fucking??

 

[A Desert Rose]

1. I hate capri pants.
2. I need an oil change - or my car does.
3. I think cream cheese in sushi rolls is just wrong.

ETA: what do I win???

What does ETA mean? and I might make you the winner.

 

[intothewoods]

What does ETA mean? and I might make you the winner.

Edited to add.

Cream cheese is so wrong...it's right?

 

[HottieMama]

i'm eating a bagel with cream cheese as i am posting this

i can't find the hot Wheels i bought my 3 yr old for Halloween.

i'm feeling "ornery" today.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Edited to add.

Cream cheese is so wrong...it's right?

I was pretty sure it you weren't arriving with cream cheese anywhere.

and yes... it's so very wrong that it's always right. You will learn to love it. My mother told me so.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I've been dying to make this thread for days.

 

[northwoods_sub]

I am eating cream cheese out of the tub with my fingers right now because I ran out of potato chips
I have been sick with either kidney infections or sinus infections for about a month now
My septic drainage field in my yard is being dug up today so I can't take a shower

Does that about cover everything you would not want to know about me? I thought so.

 

[intothewoods]

I was pretty sure it you weren't arriving with cream cheese anywhere.

and yes... it's so very wrong that it's always right. You will learn to love it. My mother told me so.

Red! Red! Wahhhhhhh...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Red! Red! Wahhhhhhh...

Uh oh... You safeworded out... that puts you out of the non-post post parlay pool.

 

[intothewoods]

Uh oh... You safeworded out... that puts you out of the non-post post parlay pool.

but...but...but...I'm a gift! Well, my submission is, anyway.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I am eating cream cheese out of the tub with my fingers right now because I ran out of potato chips
I have been sick with either kidney infections or sinus infections for about a month now
My septic drainage field in my yard is being dug up today so I can't take a shower

Does that about cover everything you would not want to know about me? I thought so.

I bet this is could be very arousing visual for many a fella here, actually.

 

[HB1965]

1. I have dried boogers in my nose

2. I have mold on the ceiling of my closet because the asshole above me damaged his plumbing and created a water problem.

3. I have to have my front right tire checked

 

[A Desert Rose]

1. I have tried boogers in my nose
2. I have mold on the ceiling of my closet because the asshole above me damaged his plumbing and created a water problem.

3. I have to have my front right tire checked

You realize HB that this thread is not a "guess which one is false" thing... dontcha?



LMAO this is a real winning post!!!!

If however, anyone mentions smegma or toe jam, I will have you banished from the kingdom.

Count on it.

 

[reignophelia]

You realize HB that this thread is not a "guess which one is false" thing... dontcha?



LMAO this is a real winning post!!!!

If however, anyone mentions smegma or toe jam, I will have you banished from the kingdom.

Count on it.

What if one of my things is "I find nothing makes me happier than a satisfying BM"?

 

[A Desert Rose]

What if one of my things is "I find nothing makes me happier than a satisfying BM"?

The Council is okay with that. Scat play is an entirely different issue, however.

 

[Quint]

.............

 

[HB1965]

You realize HB that this thread is not a "guess which one is false" thing... dontcha?



LMAO this is a real winning post!!!!

If however, anyone mentions smegma or toe jam, I will have you banished from the kingdom.

Count on it.

Yes I do. I also made them so mundane that no one would care to guess

 

[HottieMama]

i still can't find the f'ing Hot Wheels.

i had a turkey sandwich for lunch.

i need a long nap.

 

[bholderman]

No. 2

 

[A Desert Rose]

So, we really are a bunch of boring people, aren't we?











LOL