3 things about me

[Dar~]

Some of you may remember the late, great Nina Simone. In her most famous song, she said to be:

Young
Gifted
and Black
Is where it's at.

Well, I'm somewhere else because none of those apply to me.

Rumple Foreskin

I am extremely horny
Both kids are asleep, so I could go get myself off
I would much rather someone else did it.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. My Earth Day story is almost finished.

2. I'm watching The Incredibles, sort of.

3. I wish I was watching porn.

 

[Guest]

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

I am having a really fun conversation on aim

I had photos taken today

I am still really horny

 

[minsue]

I was born on father's day.

I am helplessly, hopelessly in love.

I hate when I can solve all of a crossword except for one square. It mocks me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. I haven't had a real vacation in so long I can't even remember it.

2. My life seems to be spiraling more and more out of control lately.

3. I had hot chocolate for breakfast today. (so at least that was good)

 

[logophile]

I'm cold.
I'm hungry.
I'm lazy.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

3 things

1. I am depressed.

2. I am freezing.

3. I am in need of caffeine...

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1. I have a headache

2. I am waiting as patiently as possible for someone to finish homework

3. I am excited because I got a job

 

[minsue]

Still

My eye still keeps twitching

I'm still in my jammies

I'm still helplessly/hopelessly in love

 

[Guest]

 

[tolyk]

1. I spent money I don't have today at Border's.

2. I could spend even more money I don't have at lush.com.

3. I've been offered (seriously? I don't know) $500.00 for a reverse strip tease. *faint*

1. I'm totally in love with an amazing woman

2. I'm a hopeless romantic

3. I don't know what a reverse strip tease is.

 

[Dar~]

1. I am in a really weird mood
2. I don't know if it's a weird good mood or a weird bad mood
3. I hate presurgery testing.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Oh this is fun!! I think I played this game one other time... I don't think I've posted here yet though.... Oh well.

1. I'm slightly intoxicated.
2. I'm lusting after my best friend and my ex-boyfriend at the same time.
3. I don't have a belly button.

 

[Dar~]

Oh this is fun!! I think I played this game one other time... I don't think I've posted here yet though.... Oh well.

1. I'm slightly intoxicated.
2. I'm lusting after my best friend and my ex-boyfriend at the same time.
3. I don't have a belly button.

EK I want to see a pic of this belly buttonlessness. I may end up that way after surgery.

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1. I am quite taken with someone I have met

2. I am in quite a good mood tonight

3. I am still in need of a partner to relieve sexual tension

 

[Dar~]

1. I am quite taken with someone I have met

2. I am in quite a good mood tonight

3. I am still in need of a partner to relieve sexual tension

* stands up screamng* Pick me Pick ME!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

3 more things

1. I have an idea for a story but i just can't get it started.

2. I have a bottomless well of anger that seems to only deepen with time.

3. I need Dr. Pepper and a newport...

 

[nikkijames]

I am talking to an AH'er on yahoo right now.

They want me to take more nakie pics of myself.

I just might do that this weekend.

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

* stands up screamng* Pick me Pick ME!!

Well you are a bit far... but if you want to make the trip LOL

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1. I am headed to bed, alone, again

2. I am really hating the whole time/space thing

3. I am missing someone

 

[maggot420]

I am angry

I am ill and

I'm as ugly as sin

 

[Guest]

 

[ElizabethWest]

III. Have a look here if you want to know what a reverse strip tease is.

Damn girl! That was something else!

Move over Sharyn...

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1. I just woke up

2. I am not much of a morning person

3. Last night I got food and hid it from my roomates