3 things about me

[English Lady]

1 I am disgustingly happy today

2 I can't believe it. I've had 2 stories approved here today!(links in my sig)

3 2 stories up, wild sex, hubby tidyed kitchen unbidden and the sun is shining

 

[ElizabethWest]

1 I am disgustingly happy today

2 I can't believe it. I've had 2 stories approved here today!(links in my sig)

3 2 stories up, wild sex, hubby tidyed kitchen unbidden and the sun is shining

Congrats EL! May sunlight follow all your footsteps.

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1. After two sleepless, grumpy days, my roomate has decided to finally seek medical treatment for her infected tooth.

2. I am feeling rather unsimpathetic, as she bitched at anyone who suggested she seek medical help.

3. Yet another day of her moaning ahead I am sure....

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

1, I love elizabethwest.
2, I love lilredjammies.
3, I'm even happier now

 

[ElizabethWest]

1, I love elizabethwest.
2, I love lilredjammies.
3, I'm even happier now

1. I love EL.

2. I love my home.

3. I love the sunshine.

 

[Dar~]

1 I want some of this love that is floating around
2 Carson is still a hottie (congrats on the no drinking)
3 I am eating vanilla cinnamon oatmeal and it is yummy.

 

[English Lady]

1 I love Dar

2 I love my hubbys cooking

3 I love that my hubby is cooking tonight

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. I have to go clean.

2. I will miss you all while I'm giving doggie baths.

3. I bought new bathmats and doggie beds today.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I really need to wash my hair.

I don't want to leave the house today.

I'm pretty horny but too lazy to do anything about it right now.

 

[NoJo]

I'm alone.
I'm naked.
I just farted.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I love you, Joe.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I really need to wash my hair.

I don't want to leave the house today.

I'm pretty horny but too lazy to do anything about it right now.

On my way, love. I'll pick up one of Scarlett's research toys on the way. They look to be hair-washing compatible. Any preference in cute hitchhikers I might see along the way? Maybe these will solve your problems.

 

[carsonshepherd]

On my way, love. I'll pick up one of Scarlett's research toys on the way. They look to be hair-washing compatible. Any preference in cute hitchhikers I might see along the way? Maybe these will solve your problems.

I just farted too.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I just farted too.

LMAO!

 

[NoJo]

I'm alone.
I'm naked.
I just farted.

Update:

I'm dressed.
I'm still alone.
I just farted again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Update:

I'm dressed.
I'm still alone.
I just farted again.

I still love you. Pervert.

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Update:

I'm dressed.
I'm still alone.
I just farted again.

I already heard all about this on BBCA.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I went to 5 different elementary schools.

I have a real problem doing percentages and some fractions (see above for explanation.)

I just tried to get laid and struck out.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I had three beers last night.

Sometimes I think I'm funny and I'm really just being an asshole.

I know eggs will give me a stomachache, but I eat them anyway sometimes.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I had three beers last night.

Sometimes I think I'm funny and I'm really just being an asshole.

I know eggs will give me a stomachache, but I eat them anyway sometimes.

Better than four.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Like avocado...

 

[Guest]

 

[Kassiana]

I love broccoli, onions, carrots, but I hate beans.

I was raised in a natural foods vegetarian household.

I hate "natural" peanut butter. The closest I can come to natural and tolerate it is Smuckers, because they have the decency to salt it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I love beans. Broccoli makes me deathly ill, way more than eggs or avocados.

My mom was a vegetarian and my dad raised beef cattle. Odd how that worked...

I hate peanut butter, except on English muffins.