3 things about me

[nikkijames]

I love Pepsi Vanilla

I am drinking it right now

I have no pants on

 

[Dar~]

1. I'm sitting here dreaming of nikki with her pants off.
2. I am begging my husband for $20.00.
3. I am losing.

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. I drink two liters of water a day.

2. I have only drunk one liter of water today.

3. If I drink another liter of water tonight, I will be up all night.

 

[cloudy]

1. My muse is at Abs' - too bad she won't paint her house pink while Abs isn't looking.

2. I spend an inordinate amount of time daydreaming.

3. I'm so not creative right now that I can't think of anything interesting to put for this third thing. *sigh*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I drank almost a whole bottle of Reisling whilst taking a long hot bath.

2. I'm pretty fucking toasted right now.

3. I'm wearing a brand new nightie cream in color with little roses on it.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

1. My balance is shot today and I haven't had a lick to drink.

2. My kids turn into terrors every night at 6pm.

3. I need chocolate.

 

[ElizabethWest]

3. I'm wearing a brand new nightie cream in color with little roses on it.

Can we see pictures? Might be easier in your present toasty state...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Can we see pictures? Might be easier in your present toasty state...

if my hair didn't look like some kinda hell I would. Also, I don't know if I have to coordination to upload and resize photos right now.

 

[ElizabethWest]

if my hair didn't look like some kinda hell I would. Also, I don't know if I have to coordination to upload and resize photos right now.

You don't have to put your face in it...Come on...You know you wanna...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You don't have to put your face in it...Come on...You know you wanna...

Bad girl, I look like hell, wait til I have a tan.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Bad girl, I look like hell, wait til I have a tan.

Okay

*backing away*

But I'm sure your cream-colored skin would nicely match your nighty...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Pssst....Somebody tell her you crave her white skin and you want to make love to her.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Pssst....Somebody tell her you crave her white skin and you want to make love to her.

Er, Scarlett...what he said...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Er, Scarlett...what he said...

Wait, where's that worst lines thread? There's my drunk face on my av, that's all you guys get.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Wait, where's that worst lines thread? There's my drunk face on my av, that's all you guys get.

*kisskiss*

 

[ElizabethWest]

Wait, where's that worst lines thread? There's my drunk face on my av, that's all you guys get.

Not a good pick-up line, to be sure. Pretty face, you don't look to the stuporous stage yet.

 

[CharleyH]

laudnry is here
need to have sex
too typically female HEADache, wow, doozy.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. St. Patrick's day is overrated

2. My girl is not in the best of moods

3. It's contagious

 

[Belegon]

Wait, where's that worst lines thread? There's my drunk face on my av, that's all you guys get.

are you ticklish when you're drunk?

or vulnerable to nibbling?

c'mon, I'm sure we can figure something out....

 

[angelicminx]

1. My best friend forgot my birthday...

2. I want to run away to a secluded island with my favorite person...

3. The person in 2 is NOT my husband...

 

[Kassiana]

1. I'm awake because my throat hurt abominably. I'm waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in.

2. I'm scared I'm getting the flu.

3. I see three sleeping budgies in their cage near me.

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1. I am up entirely too early in the morning, but I have coffee

2. I really need to get laid, but my wife isn't helping, she is cooking pancakes

3. I have found that some people choose to ignore thier problems by heaping idiocies at other persons who have nothing to do with thier bad situation.

 

[NoJo]

Just gobble down those pancakes, Nyte , pancakes are even better than getting laid. IMHO.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just gobble down those pancakes, Nyte , pancakes are even better than getting laid. IMHO.

I disagree. Pancakes are good, but waffles are better than getting laid.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. I am up entirely too early in the morning, but I have coffee

2. I really need to get laid, but my wife isn't helping, she is cooking pancakes

3. I have found that some people choose to ignore thier problems by heaping idiocies at other persons who have nothing to do with thier bad situation.

1. Me too

2. But they were good pancakes, weren't they honey?

3. Yes, I agree.