3 things about me

[minsue]

1. My neck hurts for the 10th day in a row, it's never hurt this long before.

 

[carsonshepherd]

thanks min Now... got any vicodin?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

thanks min Now... got any vicodin?

No more vicodin, go to the chiropractor. You don't need another week of vicodin haze posting.

 

[ElizabethWest]

No more vicodin, go to the chiropractor. You don't need another week of vicodin haze posting.

Blech! I told him the same thing but he said no more chiropractors. I resign as his nurse. He's all yours now.

 

[elsol]

Three new things:

1) After I watched Star Wars the first time, I began to Jedi Mind Trick my younger relatives into taking the fall for things I did... the adults finally discovered it when I fucked up by picking one to confess to a crime he was too short to have committed.

And thus my mom spake the infamous words "No vas a hacer esa Star Wars mierda a tu hermanito otra vez, desgraciado, o te voy a romper la cabeza!"

Translation: "You will not do that Star Wars shit to your little brother again, (disgraceful child), or I'll break your head."

Of course, she didn't say 'cousins' and gained me another beating two weeks later when I got caught in the middle of the Jedi Mind Trick with one of them.

Parents really do need to be MUCH MORE specific about these things.

(Don't worry, it's not a latent psychic ability... I suffer from the manipulation gene, not to mention the social experiment gene.)


2. My mother deeply came to regret the one year of No TV punishment she put me on after a certain 'forging' incident in the third grade... (No point in discussing the details, although that particularly beating could be used as the boogeyman to keep your own children in line, as I remember it, I somehow managed to move the refrigerator, get behind it, and pull it back in place to escape the belt... my mom had to wait until my stepdad got home to move the refregerator... adrenaline, is there a more powerful drug?)

I discovered reading at that point, and while the world was fortunate that a master criminal mind turned from evil... I became utterly unapproachable.


3. I used to steal porn from magazine stores starting in the fifth grade... (not for me as I was skipped a grade and thus porn held no interest for me... but I would turn around and pay off the schoolyard bullies to leave me alone and make others leave me alone.)

But I swear I left the criminal life FAR behind me... let's not talk about manipulation though.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[rgraham666]

3. Of course, it's all my fault, always is. I'm wrong, and he's right, because, of course, dinosaurs never existed. All those scientists just made 'em up. (oh, and carbon is a "man-made" element)

(Insert emoticon for jaw hitting the floor) I say

Now I'm laughing. LOL

My sympathies, cloudy.

 

[elsol]

3. Of course, it's all my fault, always is. I'm wrong, and he's right, because, of course, dinosaurs never existed. All those scientists just made 'em up. (oh, and carbon is a "man-made" element)

Goddamit, Cloudy!

The list of 'Questions, You Should Ask a Man Before Getting Involved With Him' that I pass to all my girlfriends is already TOO long.

1. Please give an example of a situation where a female, not an older female relative though, was clearly right and you were wrong.

(At least that one has been there from the beginning.)

But how the fuck do I phrase

2. What's your opinion on the possible non-existance of dinosaurs?

3. What do you think of carbon's placement on the periodic table?


Hmm... do those come BEFORE or AFTER the sex questions... is it okay if a guy doesn't believe in science as long as he fucks REALLY good?

*shit* I have to think about this.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Goddamit, Cloudy!

The list of 'Questions, You Should Ask a Man Before Getting Involved With Him' that I pass to all my girlfriends is already TOO long.

1. Please give an example of a situation where a female, not an older female relative though, was clearly right and you were wrong.

(At least that one has been there from the beginning.)

But how the fuck do I phrase

2. What's your opinion on the possible non-existance of dinosaurs?

3. What do you think of carbon's placement on the periodic table?

Hmm... do those come BEFORE or AFTER the sex questions... is it okay if a guy doesn't believe in science as long as he fucks REALLY good?

*shit* I have to think about this.

Sincerely,
ElSol

And here I am, so old-fashioned I thought getting screened for STD's before the first date was a turn-off.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Blackie Malone]

1. My muse is kickin in and it looks like Blackie might have a story soon.

2. Physically I still feel like crap but for some reason spiritually I feel fab.

3. I wonder how long this will last?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

1. My muse is kickin in and it looks like Blackie might have a story soon.

2. Physically I still feel like crap but for some reason spiritually I feel fab.

3. I wonder how long this will last?

Until a telephone solicitor calls or the next credit card statement arrives?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Blackie Malone]

Until a telephone solicitor calls or the next credit card statement arrives?

Rumple Foreskin

I don't answer the phone...

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. It has been decided by a woman other than me that I will be having my platonic husband's baby in 3-5 years.

2. Insemination will occur by the turkey baster he has sitting in the cardboard box at my feet.

3. I find people on certain boards to be generally clique-ish.

 

[Blackie Malone]

1. It has been decided by a woman other than me that I will be having my platonic husband's baby in 3-5 years.

2. Insemination will occur by the turkey baster he has sitting in the cardboard box at my feet.

3. I find people on certain boards to be generally clique-ish.

Aren't you the intriguing one?

 

[NoJo]

No, I think the intriguing one is hmmnmmm.

 

[Blackie Malone]

No, I think the intriguing one is hmmnmmm.

I believe you are correct sir.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I got pregnant the old fashioned way, with Crown Royal and a penis.

2. I'm eating banana pudding for breakfast.

3. I want to win the lottery so I can run away to the Czech Republic and live on a farm.

 

[Kassiana]

1. I hate most sports in general. Baseball, basketball, football, whatever...

2. I ran my first D&D game at age 11. I didn't have any really good friends at that time, so I made my parents play it with me. I gave them each three characters.

3. I spent thirteen years as a fundamentalist Christian, after two years as an atheist.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

3 things

1. I have 3 children ages 14, 10 and 7. I love em, they are spoiled rotten and my grrl makes them play dress up with her..

2. My best friend is also my Sir who just happens to be my man but he agrees to me having my grrl cuz he is just great like that.

3. My grrl will be artificially inseminated in 3-5 years by her platonic husband (who is her BEST friend) with a turkey baster.



(Love you Trinique)

 

[English Lady]

1, When I was pregnant I was hyper horny, hubby and I broke the bed twice whilst sating my urges *L*

2, I have only had sex with one man in my whole life.

3, I am multi orgasmic and oten squirt when I cum.talk about making a wet patch!!!

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. I have 3 children ages 14, 10 and 7. I love em, they are spoiled rotten and my grrl makes them play dress up with her..

2. My best friend is also my Sir who just happens to be my man but he agrees to me having my grrl cuz he is just great like that.

3. My grrl will be artificially inseminated in 3-5 years by her platonic husband (who is her BEST friend) with a turkey baster.



(Love you Trinique)

This is true. Very true.

Love you Luna

 

[Honey123]

1. If I laugh too hard, I start to snort.
2. I think a sense of humor is the sexiest thing in the world
3. I have a panty fetish

 

[NoJo]

1. If I laugh too hard, I start to snort.
2. I think a sense of humor is the sexiest thing in the world
3. I have a panty fetish

I am honey123.

Except I'm not blue.

And I don't have such a nice figure.

 

[Nyte_BlackRose]

1: I am scheduled to be the sperm donor via a turkey baster to my platonic wife, who is also my best friend and my other friend's pet, who is allowed to have her as a pet because her best friend who is also her sir and her man just rocks like that.

2: I am looking at a large black man that appears to be side humping a small white leemer.

3: I have this habit of becoming ivolved with women who cannot have me due to their own preferences, but become amazingly good friends, and become slated to be thier sperm donors.... is this a normal thing???

 

[NoJo]

3: I have this habit of becoming ivolved with women who cannot have me due to their own preferences, but become amazingly good friends, and become slated to be thier sperm donors.... is this a normal thing???

In your case, I'd say yes.

 

[Honey123]

I am honey123.

Except I'm not blue.

And I don't have such a nice figure.

That's the first thing today that made me smile!!!

Hello Joe, whaddya know?