3 things about me

OhMissScarlett · Mar 11, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Me too, I'm not even dressed yet. BTW - me want more bel ami *sobsob*

More will be in the mail soon. Media rate is a wonderful thing.

I wonder If I could get a spanking too.

The answer to that is always YES.

I have a tiny dick.

don't worry, I have a special job for you. :catroar:

ABSTRUSE · Mar 11, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
to the shopping mall, to laugh at all the shoppers?

I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party.

NoJo · Mar 11, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party.

Yeah, I was there too, but I only stayed for fifteen minutes.

ABSTRUSE · Mar 11, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Yeah, I was there too, but I only stayed for fifteen minutes.

I love you.

Kassiana · Mar 11, 2005

1. I have never had anyone's cock inside me but my husband's.

2. For two years in junior high, I was an atheist because I was both attending a UU church and being horrendously abused by my "Christian" classmates.

3. I actually love eating cooked broccoli, but I married a man who only likes it raw, so that makes planning menus so I can get broccoli in my diet very challenging.

BlackShanglan · Mar 11, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party.

Me too. I loved him, so I set him on fire.

ABSTRUSE · Mar 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
Me too. I loved him, so I set him on fire.

we're nothing but a bunch of artfags.

BlackShanglan · Mar 11, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
we're nothing but a bunch of artfags.

True, but at least we're not controlled by UFO's like the doctors and lawyers and bankers and priests.

(I love you, Abs. Run away with me to a little cottage by the sea where we'll play the Dead Milkmen every waking hour.)

(Edited: Actually, make than an igloo.)

NoJo · Mar 11, 2005

Kassiana said:
1. I have never had anyone's cock inside me but my husband's.

2. For two years in junior high, I was an atheist because I was both attending a UU church and being horrendously abused by my "Christian" classmates.

3. I actually love eating cooked broccoli, but I married a man who only likes it raw, so that makes planning menus so I can get broccoli in my diet very challenging.

When you say "brocolli", I'm hearing "cock", for some reason.

BlackShanglan · Mar 11, 2005

Sub Joe said:
When you say "brocolli", I'm hearing "cock", for some reason.

That would make the cooking rather disturbing.

ABSTRUSE · Mar 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
True, but at least we're not controlled by UFO's like the doctors and lawyers and bankers and priests.

(I love you, Abs. Run away with me to a little cottage by the sea where we'll play the Dead Milkmen every waking hour.)

(Edited: Actually, make than an igloo.)

I am sooooooooooo there baby!!! :kiss:

NoJo · Mar 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
True, but at least we're not controlled by UFO's like the doctors and lawyers and bankers and priests.

(I love you, Abs. Run away with me to a little cottage by the sea where we'll play the Dead Milkmen every waking hour.)

(Edited: Actually, make than an igloo.)

Teach me how to play "Dead Milkmen". It sounds like a filthy game.

BlackShanglan · Mar 11, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Teach me how to play "Dead Milkmen". It sounds like a filthy game.

It's a fabulous old Philly punk band. You can be as filthy as you like (out behind the woodshed with your math teacher, your scout leader, and the local minister.)

Sorry. The thing about the Dead Milkmen is, they have a song about pretty much everything from Elvis to badgers to queers working with the aliens to build landing strips for gay Martians. Once you're in the groove, nearly everything reminds you of a Dead Milkmen song.

And that's a good thing.

Shanglan

yui · Mar 11, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Teach me how to play "Dead Milkmen". It sounds like a filthy game.

Not as filthy as playing Butthole Surfers.

carsonshepherd · Mar 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
It's a fabulous old Philly punk band. You can be as filthy as you like (out behind the woodshed with your math teacher, your scout leader, and the local minister.)

Sorry. The thing about the Dead Milkmen is, they have a song about pretty much everything from Elvis to badgers to queers working with the aliens to build landing strips for gay Martians. Once you're in the groove, nearly everything reminds you of a Dead Milkmen song.

And that's a good thing.

Shanglan

lizards in my back yard are always big.

I swear to god.

Edit: Shang said fabulous... *falls on floor laughing hysterically*

OhMissScarlett · Mar 11, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Teach me how to play "Dead Milkmen". It sounds like a filthy game.

Now Everybody's Me

Everybody hates Edie Brickell
All my favorite shows are on TV
All the restaurants serve my favorite food
'Cause now everybody's me

Now my apartment's really crowded
'Cause I live there and I'm everybody
Everybody's sleeping with my girl
But, hey, everybody's me

Now everybody's me
Now everybody's me
Now everybody's me
Now everybody's me

Everybody's watching "Married with Children"
Everybody's into beastiality
The stores stopped selling Amstel Light
'Cause now everybody's me

Everybody loves Charles Manson
Everybody wants to set him free
Everybody's on the parole board
'Cause now everybody's me

CHORUS

I had to put an end to war
It didn't make a lot of sense to shoot at myself
No more Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway Salesmen
Just a whole planet of TV addicts
They had to lower all the basketball nets
'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3
And everybody likes to dress like a monkey
'Cause now everybody's me

carsonshepherd · Mar 11, 2005

Hanging out with the bleach boys, are you Scarlett?

Guest · Mar 11, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Teach me how to play "Dead Milkmen". It sounds like a filthy game.

It's like sleeping lions, but played with "Ernie" playing in the background, and using glass bottles as props for distraction.

BlackShanglan · Mar 11, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Edit: Shang said fabulous... *falls on floor laughing hysterically*

Come bite me, big boy.

I'm sorry, I meant to say "pray do continue with your enlightened witticisms."

carsonshepherd · Mar 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
Come bite me, big boy.

I'm sorry, I meant to say "pray do continue with your enlightened witticisms."

Oh, I will. To both.

carsonshepherd · Mar 11, 2005

Here's one thing about me:

I'm so damn hungry, and we don't have anything to eat in this fucking house. Grrrrr!

OhMissScarlett · Mar 11, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Hanging out with the bleach boys, are you Scarlett?

actually, I'm hanging out with a four year old who's playing a casio keyboard.

carsonshepherd · Mar 11, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
actually, I'm hanging out with a four year old who's playing a casio keyboard.

Then you are drinking the bleach. Or soon will be.

OhMissScarlett · Mar 11, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Then you are drinking the bleach. Or soon will be.

Nah, he's getting better. He's a regular Liszt now.

BlackShanglan · Mar 11, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
I'm so damn hungry, and we don't have anything to eat in this fucking house. Grrrrr!

Hungry enough to eat a horse?

Just PM'd SubJoe the lyrics for "Stuart." Although now that I think of it, he may well have written them.

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