3 things about me

[neonlyte]

You know that just reinforces your girly image don't you? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

YOU will get spanked !!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You know that just reinforces your girly image don't you? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

But that's awfully sexy to some of us. Not that I'd mention any names.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I love that one too!! It's so riveting isn't it?

Compared to Barney, yes it is.

1. I'm making french toast.

2. I have a pile of dirty laundry so high that it may very well be regurgitated back out the laundry shoot.

3. I plan to write all day and ignore the laundry once again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. I'm a closet fan of Robot Wars, South Park, and King of the Hill.

2. I'm an open fan of the Sex Pistols and the Dead Milkmen.

3. I can't play any first-person shooter computer game. I get motion-sick within seconds.

You'll dance to anything.

 

[carsonshepherd]

3. I plan to write all day and ignore the laundry once again.

Me too, I'm not even dressed yet. BTW - me want more bel ami *sobsob*

 

[English Lady]

1, I wonder If I could get a spanking too.

2, I adore ER. It's the only programme on TV I set out to watch weekly.

3, I used to watch Flah Gordon over and over again as a child. I still adore it now.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

YOU will get spanked !!!

Oh yeah? You sure it's not the other way around?

 

[BlackShanglan]

You'll dance to anything.

Damned straight. And I actually do have a bitchin' Camaro.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

3. I'm fairly certain no one in the AH has a crush on me (though I know a few like my AV).

 

[NoJo]

1. I have a tiny dick.
2. Exactly one of these statements is false.
3. Exactly two of these statements are true.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. I've only had consensual sex with one person in my entire life (my hubby).

2. I'm curious as to what it would be like to be intimate with another woman (and my hubby doesn't know).

3. I'm fairly certain no one in the AH has a crush on me (though I know a few like my AV).

Step into my office.

 

[Guest]

You know that just reinforces your girly image don't you? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damned straight. And I actually do have a bitchin' Camaro.

Is it named Stupid Maryann?

 

[Guest]

1. I have a tiny dick.
2. Exactly one of these statements is false.
3. Exactly two of these statements are true.

1. I want to measure Joe's dick.

2. My measuring tools are my mouth and throat.

3. It took me ten minutes to grasp it.

(His post, that is.)

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I thought you'd like that.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Step into my office.

With pleasure

 

[BlackShanglan]

3. It took me ten minutes to grasp it.

(His post, that is.)

*snicker*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Is it named Stupid Maryann?

It's named Stuart. Last time it broke down, we found its carbuerator over by the sno-cone concession.

 

[NoJo]

*snicker*

*whinny*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's named Stuart. Last time it broke down, we found its carbuerator over by the sno-cone concession.

I was wondering if a punk rock girl like me can get a ride?

 

[cloudy]

Damned straight. And I actually do have a bitchin' Camaro.

Me too!

(well, actually, it's a T/A, but it counts)

 

[NoJo]

Damned straight. And I actually do have a bitchin' Camaro.

I have a whinin' Nissan. I think it's the fan belt.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I was wondering if a punk rock girl like me can get a ride?

to the shopping mall, to laugh at all the shoppers?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have a whinin' Nissan. I think it's the fan belt.

watch you don't throw a rod, Joe darling.

 

[Guest]

*whinny*

The thread archiver told me to tell you she's bent...