3 things about me

[Boota]

1. I have less money now than I have ever had since I began working at age 13, but I've never been happier.

2. I love it that my avatar (same one on several boards) scares people.

3. I'm going to take a nap, then write, then go to the gym. It's a pretty good day.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. My new apartment overlooks a prison.

Did the estate agent try to put a good spin onthat?

 

[English Lady]

1, I currently have 3 unfinished stories to my name,the most ever

2, Right now I could Kill for a big hunk of raspberry pavalova.

3, Instead I have carrot sticks and cottage cheese *LOL*

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

1) I despise money.
2) I toy with the idea of writing a (nonfiction) book all the time, but haven't the foggiest notion how to start.
3) My perfect life would be a few acres and a house, raising horses and teaching philosophy to the next generation of lawyers, politicians, businessmen, and scholars.

 

[scheherazade_79]

1. I used to play in the national youth orchestra, and had my own professional string quartet for a while.

2. I never open my bank statements. I'm not in debt, so it's not as though it's avoidance - I just have zero interest in money.

3. Whether I'm at home or at the house of a friend or relative who has dogs and cats, I always end up with the animals sleeping on my bed. My record so far is two dogs, a cat, and me cramped on a single bed. It's quite cute to watch them dream. A couple of times I've been taken by surprise when I've forgotten to shut my door properly and just woken up to see a furry little face on the pillow next to mine

 

[English Lady]

1, I have a name for all the cats in the neighbourhood -I actually don't know any of their real names.

2, The only time I got into trouble at school was once when I had to write lines because I was *gasp* waiting outside my formroom (with other folks)

3,If anyone from school knew I was writing porn and running my own erotica site now, they'd not believe it!

 

[Liar]

Did the estate agent try to put a good spin onthat?

It's actually kind of cool. Whenever I can't find the motivation to study, all I need to do is glance out the window to get an idea where I'd end up if I dropped out.

 

[impressive]

1. If you asked my high school graduating class (of 496 students) who was most likely to be writing erotica today, I would probably get the majority of the "votes."

2. Over 20 years ago, I puked into the "bib" at a hair salon the morning after a binge on pina coladas. Haven't been able to tolerate the smell of a pina colada since -- much less drink one.

3. One shouldn't go for a haircut when severly hungover.

 

[scheherazade_79]

1. I'm inbred (I'm seriously not kidding)

2. The only socks I wear are ones with cartoon pictures on them, because everyone else in the house wears plain socks and usually all of mine migrate into their socks drawers. At least I know no one will ever want my socks.

3. I have a really weak stomach. If someone around me throws up, the chances are that I'll join them. I can't even clean up dog puke without hurling next to it.

 

[matriarch]

3. I have a really weak stomach. If someone around me throws up, the chances are that I'll join them. I can't even clean up dog puke without hurling next to it.

Well, that was a fun read.

Thanks Scheh.

Note: Don't ever be a mother. Cleaning up other people's puke comes as standard.

Trust me.

 

[Dar~]

1. I don't like chocoalte unles it's in some form of cakey goodness.

2. I [size=+1]LOVE[/size] sucking cock.

3. I often forget to eat. (though you wouldn't know it to look at me )

 

[Guest]

my name is spelled wrong on every legal piece of paper except my birth certificate cuz...i couldnt spell it as a kid and my dad told me to just keep going with loops...
so...elle is at the end of my name for no other reason.


i just, this year found out a really cool sexual fasincation with the shower head


im not nearly as laid back as people around me always think i am.

 

[TheEarl]

- I have a propensity for being very sarcastic to and about one of my lecturers. I really hope he doesn't find out my name, cause he's marking one of my courseworks

- I'm preparing for one of the biggest matches of rugby I've ever played in. It's this Saturday and I've actually gone as far as to plan my meals to get the essential nutrients in beforehand.

- I've just had a cool sexual fantasy about someone who'd be quite surprised to know they were in it.

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

I am trying to stop drinking. It blows.

I dyed my hair red last week.

I am not the people person everyone thinks I am.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

- I've just had a cool sexual fantasy about someone who'd be quite surprised to know they were in it.

The Earl

It was me again, wasn't it.

 

[Guest]

It was me again, wasn't it.

id pay with my soul for the movie rights

 

[English Lady]

1 I think the Earl has gotta spill the beans on that confession!

2 I so should be sleeping right now.

3 maybe I am and my fingers haven't stopped typing yet.

 

[Liar]

I never do today what I can do tomorrow.

I would like to have long hair, but can't bear how fugly it looks at medium length, so I dare not let it grow.

Losing even a little blood makes me sick for weeks, since I generate new too damn slow. So I can't donate any, which irks me.

#L

 

[yui]

I dyed my hair red last week.

So how is that working for you? I've always wanted red hair...

 

[yui]

It was me again, wasn't it.

No, you were in my fantasy, not The Earl's, you silly duck.

 

[Liar]

So how is that working for you? I've always wanted red hair...

Then do. Post proof tomorrow. I double dog dare ya.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

id pay with my soul for the movie rights

I believe I made that same statement about you in a movie as well.





Ok, 3 more:

1. Now that I have a beard and mustache, I want to shave my head, but I have a pointy head and I'm afraid I'll look like Jean LucPicard.

2. I painted my house bright blue mostly to shake up the neighborhood.

3. I still have my milk delivered each week by a Milkman.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

No, you were in my fantasy, not The Earl's, you silly duck.

(Was I any good?)

 

[yui]

Then do. Post proof tomorrow. I double dog dare ya.

Too ----> http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tier/hiyoko1a.gif





Cluck, cluck.

 

[Liar]

Too ----> http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tier/hiyoko1a.gif

That's honestly one of the weirdest chickens I've ever seen.