3 things about me

[CrimsonMaiden]

1. Growing up, I always wanted to be a singer.

2. I'm very shy. (okay, so alot of you probably know that already)

 

[minsue]

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[carsonshepherd]

1. I love popcorn more than anything in the world.

2. My feet are always cold.

3. I am totally hyped up on caffeine. I'll be up all night.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

1. I LOVE apple martinis.

2. No one can tell when I'm drunk unless I talk about it. I'm too picky with my typing (my spelling always sucks) and unless I start blushing, it doesn't show. Unless I'm with someone I trust, then I can wallow in it and fully enjoy it.

3. I love my boobs, most of the time.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

3. I love my boobs, most of the time.

We all love them too, all of the time.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

We all love them too, all of the time.

I know, it's one of the things I love about them.
I need new pictures of them.....ohhhh, red bikini.

 

[cloudy]

1. I LOVE apple martinis.

2. No one can tell when I'm drunk unless I talk about it. I'm too picky with my typing (my spelling always sucks) and unless I start blushing, it doesn't show. Unless I'm with someone I trust, then I can wallow in it and fully enjoy it.

3. I love my boobs, most of the time.

1. I don't know what the fuck that is in Becca's AV, and I'm afraid to ask.

2. I actually got to take a shower tonight without having the shower curtain jerked back eleventy million times by a small terrorist.

3. I'm still not cooking.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I need new pictures of them.....ohhhh, red bikini.

Yes you do need new pictures of them. Then you need to e-mail me all of the pics

 

[Dar~]

1. I like gay men.

2. I am a barista.

3. I give great back massages.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

1. I don't know what the fuck that is in Becca's AV, and I'm afraid to ask.

2. I actually got to take a shower tonight without having the shower curtain jerked back eleventy million times by a small terrorist.

3. I'm still not cooking.

Barnacles sweetie.....the little things that live on rocks at tide level and hurt like fuck when you step on them.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I'm making some banana pudding/vanilla wafer thingy.

2. I had to do a lot of sex toy research for this new story and it was exhausting.

3. All I can think about right now is food.

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I'm making some banana pudding/vanilla wafer thingy.

2. I had to do a lot of sex toy research for this new story and it was exhausting.

3. All I can think about right now is food.

1. Hey, I made that last night too!

2. You poor thing! So dedicated to research... you really need to start taking better care of yourself

3. All I can think about right now is Sebastian Bonnet....

 

[Evil Alpaca]

1. I am so pathetically bored tonight that I've been watching made-for-tv horror movies on the sci-fi channel. Mansquito is on right now

2. What's scary is that Mansquito isn't the worst movie I've seen recently

3. I hate doing laundry.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

All I can think about right now is Sebastian Bonnet....

*drool* me too. He's the perfect boy.

 

[ElizabethWest]

*drool* me too. He's the perfect boy.

Oh dear god....*swoon*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh dear god....*swoon*

Here he is, with his abs. The only possible thing that would make his abs look any better is my cum splattered all over them

 

[ElizabethWest]

Here he is, with his abs. The only possible thing that would make his abs look any better is my cum splattered all over them

*faints dead away*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh dear god....*swoon*

Oh, and he's talented too.(warning: gratuitous male/male sex pic)
boys

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, and he's talented too.(warning: gratuitous male/male sex pic)
boys

I particularly appreciate the anti-bacterial soap on the window sill. You never can be too careful about germs, you know.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oh, and he's talented too.(warning: gratuitous male/male sex pic)
boys

Are you trying to kill me on my first night of freedom, Miss S?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Are you trying to kill me on my first night of freedom, Miss S?

No, just aiming to entertain you. It's "research".

 

[ElizabethWest]

No, just aiming to entertain you. It's "research".

Well as long as it's in the name of research...

 

[BlackShanglan]

2. What's scary is that Mansquito isn't the worst movie I've seen recently

Now that is deeply scary.

Happy Birthday to me ...

 

[ElizabethWest]

I particularly appreciate the anti-bacterial soap on the window sill. You never can be too careful about germs, you know.

And why were you looking at the window sill? Hmmm?

 

[Kassiana]

When you say "brocolli", I'm hearing "cock", for some reason.
--That makes me certain that I never want to have dinner at YOUR house...for more than one reason. Eek!

By the way, has anyone else ever sung this:

We come from the fire, living in the fire,
Throw you in the fire, turn the world around?

Or this:
My grandma and your grandma, sitting by the fire,
My grandma threw your grandma in, to make the flames leap higher?

Somehow, it seemed appropriate for this thread.

Oh, and two other weird things about me other than me twisting song lyrics:

I often do the nude with socks thing.
One of my pets is named after a comic book character.