3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

1 have survived aforementioned family function with only a very slight buzz

2 got caught online in my nephews room and had to erase all the porn off his computer

3 im a very bad girl who is in desperate need of ....(fill in the blank)

edited to add: you all were with me .. i was sharing my beers wiff ya.. in the dark.. dont you remember???!!!!

You had too many and I had to keep goiing to the bathroom.

You got caught? LOL

 

[Guest]

You had too many and I had to keep goiing to the bathroom.

You got caught? LOL

next time dont let me drink so much Abs..
yeah.. red handed.. im not so slick after all..

"what are you doing" asks sister.
"nuffin" says i.
"oh my god!" exclaims sister, "you better erase that crap from my sons computer..(slight hesitation whilst peeking at the screen) ..oh.. send me that link before you erase everything."
blushing big time..

it was hard to face the family when they were hooting and cat calling after she went down and ratted me out.. hell, what are sisters for

 

[ABSTRUSE]

next time dont let me drink so much Abs..
yeah.. red handed.. im not so slick after all..

"what are you doing" asks sister.
"nuffin" says i.
"oh my god!" exclaims sister, "you better erase that crap from my sons computer..(slight hesitation whilst peeking at the screen) ..oh.. send me that link before you erase everything."
blushing big time..

it was hard to face the family when they were hooting and cat calling after she went down and ratted me out.. hell, what are sisters for

Not too dysfunctional eh?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Not too dysfunctional eh?

What's coffe?

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's coffe?

~lucky

The stuff that flows thru my veins.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The stuff that flows thru my veins.

Running a bit high. See your location.

~lucky

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Running a bit high. See your location.

~lucky

Apparently spellcheck doesn't work on the Location line.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Apparently spellcheck doesn't work on the Location line.

My little Abs has her own brand of spelling, CD.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

Not too dysfunctional eh?

abs, show me a thoroughly functional family, one that isnt part of a national geographic special and ill suck your toes...


1. i am hostessssssing a family picnic today

2. i have no plans on drinking or perusing porn until everyone has left... im already planing my DT's

3. i am planning on abdicating all responsibility as soon as the last hot dog is burned.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

abs, show me a thoroughly functional family, one that isnt part of a national geographic special and ill suck your toes...


1. i am hostessssssing a family picnic today

2. i have no plans on drinking or perusing porn until everyone has left... im already planing my DT's

3. i am planning on abdicating all responsibility as soon as the last hot dog is burned.

Are you insane or smoking homemade crack again??

Muttering prayers in latin, blessing myself and self-flagellating

 

[Guest]

Are you insane or smoking homemade crack again??

Muttering prayers in latin, blessing myself and self-flagellating

my god you make me shudder with delight.. but there you go again, teasing me with your flatulence.. erm flagellation...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

my god you make me shudder with delight.. but there you go again, teasing me with your flatulence.. erm flagellation...

Damn, I was trying to make you quake with fear.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Damn, I was trying to make you quake with fear.

I wanna quake...

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wanna quake...

~lucky

You got it baby

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just got back from the store. It's raining and I'm wet.

I had to carry everything into the house by myself...my car horn must be set on mute

Cofffee was on sale, there is hope afterall.

 

[Guest]

I have a terrible headache.

Nobody in my house knows how to shut-up.

Did I mention my head hurts?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have a terrible headache.

Nobody in my house knows how to shut-up.

Did I mention my head hurts?

Kisses for your poor head, and one more thing.

I hope you don't mind but I took a peek at your Olympic story. I loved it. Nice work. I have only sorted out the premise for my event and really need to get started, but I loved the way yours came together.

Good job.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Of course I don't mind. Thanks for the compliment (and the kisses for my poor head...)

 

[Honey123]

I am a good person;

I have a big heart;

I care too much about what other people think about me.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I am a good person;

I have a big heart;

I care too much about what other people think about me.

I agree.

I know.

Damn right.



~lucky

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I am a good person;

I have a big heart;

I care too much about what other people think about me.

I agree with Lucky,

You are.

You do.

Thats not always a bad thing. Just don't let it get the better of you.

 

[cloudy]

I agree.

I know.

Damn right.



~lucky

What Lucky said.

 

[Honey123]

I love you guys.

I'll get over it.

I love you guys.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My filthy whore of a computer crashed and I've been up fixing things.

I lost all my @#%$#**&%$#@ files.

I would rather have monkeys fly out of my ass right now.

I have my health.....oh fuck that too. I feel like shit.

Fuck, fuckity fuck.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Deep breath, sweetie. Sorry about the shit with the 'puter. Glad you're back up and running, though.



~lucky