3 things about me

lol oh it's ok constant nausea and fever are sexy it's the new red which as I understand is the new black
 
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Well, I hope you feel better really, really quick.

I really have missed you!

:rose:
 
cloudy said:
C'mere - you can feed me ice cream til Lucky gets back...

We have to send a special someone a get well card and flowers first.

After that I'm ready and I've already hidden all of the bibs and napkins.
 
vella_ms said:
how could i have missed this?
i respond well to mouth-to***** resuscitation...
::dies a petite death frequently just to test your theory:::devil:

Test away, but I assure you the method is tried and true.

:kiss:

~lucky
 
destinie21 said:
got a cure for meningitis? ;)

Not sure if it works on meningitis, but I do have a little something that serves as a temporary cure-all for most anything that ails you.

;)

~lucky :kiss:
 
Carl East said:
First of all, it's important that the female empties her bladder. After that you start off with the usual foreplay, cause there's nothing wrong with routine.

You then tie her to the bed, because she is going to want to get free. Trust me on this one, make her feel comfortable but secure. If you're any good what so ever in bed, then you will know about a woman's 'G' Spot.

The key is to locate this spot, I'll tell you how at the end of this post. Once you've found it take her to heaven by rolling a finger around it, but make sure you put a fair bit of pressure on. Obviously not enough to hurt, but enough that she can clearly feel your finger running around inside her.

You'll know if you're getting it right because she will say she feels like having a piss. (That's the reason she has to empty her bladder) Now the key for a woman at this point is not to worry about these feelings of needing the toilet, after all you've emptied your bladder so you know you don't want to go. If at this point you let go you will not only Squirt (perhaps for the first time in your life) but your partner can keep it up for as long as he wants. It all depends on how much the woman can take.

Now to find the 'G' Spot, picture a woman laying on her back on the bed. When you insert a finger (and remember your facing her here) move it up and to the right (your right) you will find something that feels slightly rougher than all the surrounding area. That's the 'G' Spot.

I think that just about covers it, oh and you can thank me later.:D

Carl

I think this should be quoated at least once a day. lol

Carl
 
Morning All....Hey.....can I bring some ice pops???

I hope Des is feeling better.....:rose:
 
Into the mind of a Deviant...

3 more things....

I am a car fanatic. Behind the wheel of a car is my favorite place to be. (Well, actually my second favorite place)

However, even though I am car fanatic, I believe NASCAR is the most boring sport on the face of the earth.

Actually I watch/follow almost no sports. Although one of my friends is slowly making a scoccer fan out of me.
 
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cheerful_deviant said:
3 more things....

I am a car fanatic. Behind the wheel of a car is my favorite place to be. (Well, actually my second favorite place)

However, even though I am car fanatic, I believe NASCAR is the most boring sport on the face of the earth.

Actually I watch/follow almost no sports. Although one of my friends is slowly making a scoccer fan out of me.

Mornin' Honey, and CD! :kiss:

Just about everyone here knows how I feel about my car, CD, so I won't bore anyone else.

Nascar's cool if you're actually there, but watching it on tv is about as boring as watching golf.
 
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cloudy said:
Mornin' Honey, and CD! :kiss:

Just about everyone here knows how I feel about my car, CD, so I won't bore anyone else.

Nascar's cool if you're actually there, but watching it on tv is about as boring as watching golf.

DOH!!!

:kiss:
 
Personally, I think watching NASCAR might be a bit more boring than watching golf, but I'll concede that it must be really great to be in it.
 
used to be a football pseudo-so fan.. just to impress the guys.. i secretly hated it

i love to read chick lit while floating in a raft in the sea water

i spin wool/ make soap/ candles/ stained glass/ knit/ and play the hammered dulcimer.. i think i thought i was born in another century

**whats the date again?:confused:
 
vella_ms said:



i spin wool/ make soap/ candles/ stained glass/ knit/ and play the hammered dulcimer.. i think i thought i was born in another century


Do you have indoor plumbing?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Do you have indoor plumbing?

'course we do.. gots us a pump in the kitchen..
the out house is only about 500ft away from the house..
;)
 
I give outstanding backrubs (references available) The result of having dated a chiropractor and a proffessional massuese.

Cowboy boots are the most comfortable footwear I have ever found.

I hate living in Ohio. Too cold in the winter.
 
I'm out of cigarettes.:mad:

I'm scraping up change to buy more.

I found Canadian money:mad:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Road trip!!!!!
Hey who's all going again????????

Whoever wants to, I guess. Can't fit but me and three others in my car (and that's pushing it) - can we use yours?
 
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cloudy said:
Whoever wants to, I guess. Can't fit but me and three others in my car (and that's pushing it) - can we use yours?

If it means all of you girls will go, I'll rent a bus! :devil:
 
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