3 things about me

[Guest]

Looks like I've killed it anyway.

Carl: *hugs*

I'm sawwwry.

Lou

 

[Carl East]

Why do you think I'm winding Carl up so much?

Lou

P.S. Don't let on, ok? This could be fun.

You've succeeded in pissing me off, I came into this thread for a bit of light humour, and you all end up taking the piss out of me. What is it a ladies night or something?

If I'm not welcome to make these flirty comments just say and I'll leave you the fuck alone.

Angrily Carl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like popcorn! It goes good with.....everything!

Whew........I feel better, if not lighter.
I could eat popcorn 24/7. I wish they came out with an airfreshner that smelled like a movie theatre.

 

[Guest]

You've succeeded in pissing me off, I came into this thread for a bit of light humour, and you all end up taking the piss out of me. What is it a ladies night or something?

If I'm not welcome to make these flirty comments just say and leave you the fuck alone.

Angrily Carl

Eek!

See my post above, hon.

I'm in a weird mood.

Sincere apologies, babe!

Lou

 

[cloudy]

You've succeeded in pissing me off, I came into this thread for a bit of light humour, and you all end up taking the piss out of me. What is it a ladies night or something?

If I'm not welcome to make these flirty comments just say and leave you the fuck alone.

Angrily Carl

Oh, ouch! Touchy.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You've succeeded in pissing me off, I came into this thread for a bit of light humour, and you all end up taking the piss out of me. What is it a ladies night or something?

If I'm not welcome to make these flirty comments just say and I'll leave you the fuck alone.

Angrily Carl

Stay Carl, Lou made nice. If you want I could dress up like a police woman and spank both of you

 

[Carl East]

Stay Carl, Lou made nice. If you want I could dress up like a police woman and spank both of you

No, I know when I'm not welcome. I'm leaving Lit, you can find someone else to take the piss out of.

Carl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I know when I'm not welcome. I'm leaving Lit, you can find someone else to take the piss out of.

Carl

No your not, you get back here right back here now. We love you.

 

[Guest]

No, I know when I'm not welcome. I'm leaving Lit, you can find someone else to take the piss out of.

Carl

Carl, I hope you've read my PM.

 

[Guest]

No your not, you get back here right back here now. We love you.

Please excuse me for butting in, but I'd suggest it's time for PMs (don't humiliate him further in public, and don't defend yourselves). If I'm out of line, sorry. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Please excuse me for butting in, but I'd suggest it's time for PMs (don't humiliate him further in public, and don't defend yourselves). If I'm out of line, sorry. P.

PM's are on the way, thanks P. not butting in, being a family member.

 

[cloudy]

I pm'd him - but still not sure why he was so mad.

*sigh* I apologized anyway.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Rather than leaving, I would suggest you write a 'how to'

That is some valuable information

I know how to make a woman climax continually for at least half an hour.

I'm also very modest. lol

Carl

 

[Honey123]

What happened to Carl...

 

[Carl East]

Rather than leaving, I would suggest you write a 'how to'

That is some valuable information

First of all, it's important that the female empties her bladder. After that you start off with the usual foreplay, cause there's nothing wrong with routine.

You then tie her to the bed, because she is going to want to get free. Trust me on this one, make her feel comfortable but secure. If you're any good what so ever in bed, then you will know about a woman's 'G' Spot.

The key is to locate this spot, I'll tell you how at the end of this post. Once you've found it take her to heaven by rolling a finger around it, but make sure you put a fair bit of pressure on. Obviously not enough to hurt, but enough that she can clearly feel your finger running around inside her.

You'll know if you're getting it right because she will say she feels like having a piss. (That's the reason she has to empty her bladder) Now the key for a woman at this point is not to worry about these feelings of needing the toilet, after all you've emptied your bladder so you know you don't want to go. If at this point you let go you will not only Squirt (perhaps for the first time in your life) but your partner can keep it up for as long as he wants. It all depends on how much the woman can take.

Now to find the 'G' Spot, picture a woman laying on her back on the bed. When you insert a finger (and remember your facing her here) move it up and to the right (your right) you will find something that feels slightly rougher than all the surrounding area. That's the 'G' Spot.

I think that just about covers it, oh and you can thank me later.

Carl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That info should be posted above many beds and some public lavs.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I had strange dreams where I was eating an ice cream sandwich.

I woke up in a zombie like trance and drove down to the store to pick up a box.

I have had cravings for things before, but never a compulsion like this. I have a very surreal perception right now that I HAD to go get them. Now that I have them, I don't even want one.

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I had strange dreams where I was eating an ice cream sandwich.

I woke up in a zombie like trance and drove down to the store to pick up a box.

I have had cravings for things before, but never a compulsion like this. I have a very surreal perception right now that I HAD to go get them. Now that I have them, I don't even want one.

-Colly

What would Freud say about that? Oh how gives a shit, can I have them?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

What would Freud say about that? Oh how gives a shit, can I have them?

Absolutely, I got the 24 pack and the last think I need is more sweets around the house

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Absolutely, I got the 24 pack and the last think I need is more sweets around the house

-Colly

Woohoo.....starting the car!!!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Woohoo.....starting the car!!!

Drive careful, Penn. is nothing but road work

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Drive careful, Penn. is nothing but road work

-Colly

It's always nice when someone mentions that......LOL
Besides, I have 4 wheel drive if i need to go through potholes.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

It's always nice when someone mentions that......LOL
Besides, I have 4 wheel drive if i need to go through potholes.

It seems I got a variety pack so you have your choice of vanilla or fuge waffers and vanilla or choclate ice cream. Zombie shopping I apparently don't go for bargains either. Glad I didn't dream about driving a new car.

-Colly

 

[Liar]

- For the last nine days, I've had the same song stuck in my head.

- Nothing I do seeems to rid me off it.

- It is driving me insane.

#L

ps. At least it's a good song.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Are you going to say which song and pass it along? (Maybe it's like in The Ring?)