3 things about me

[minsue]

No explanation asked for, but I do hope you feel better, and quickly.

Thank you.

 

[minsue]

Hope all goes well, Min...

Need a goose?

Always.

 

[Honey123]

Always.

Consider yourself goosed...

Now to get you happy....shall we do our naked banana dance???

 

[Guest]

yehaw! nekkid banana dance.. *watching from afar.
sending positive thoughts to minsue..

 

[Honey123]

yehaw! nekkid banana dance.. *watching from afar.
sending positive thoughts to minsue..

Hi, Vella.....let's dance.

 

[Guest]

Hi, Vella.....let's dance.

turns on the appropriate banana dancing music
*grin* honey.. itll be hard to stand by and watch ya dance without slobbering, but im game.. LOL

 

[cheerful_deviant]

turns on the appropriate banana dancing music
*grin* honey.. itll be hard to stand by and watch ya dance without slobbering, but im game.. LOL

Then you two do all the dancing. I'll slobber enough for everyone! LOL

 

[Honey123]

Don't slobber too much....I don't want to fall and land spread eagle, ya know?

 

[Guest]

Don't slobber too much....I don't want to fall and land spread eagle, ya know?

sometimes its hard not saying something...

 

[Honey123]

sometimes its hard not saying something...

Damn..she didn't take the bait!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I slept 'wrong' and woke with a pounding head and knotted back.

I need coffee, but am having trouble motivating myself to go get some.

I've been truly stupid lately and am unbelievably disappointed in myself right now. (Please don't ask for explanation. None will be forthcoming. I just needed to vent a bit. )

Squeezing my little gosling I give a great massage!

Why do you not have coffee in your house? That is a sin

I'm always stupid. We call it Alzhiemer's lite.

~A~

 

[cheerful_deviant]

OK, I like this thread so I'm dragging it back to the front:

3 more things:

I have NEVER watched Survivor, The Apprentice, Fear Factor or American Idol and I am damn proud of it.

My dream is to take a month and drive to Alaska, the long way, thru every state. (except Hawaii)

My favorite food is Chocolate Ice Cream.

 

[Guest]

OK, I like this thread so I'm dragging it back to the front:

3 more things:

I have NEVER watched Survivor, The Apprentice, Fear Factor or American Idol and I am damn proud of it.

My dream is to take a month and drive to Alaska, the long way, thru every state. (except Hawaii)

My favorite food is Chocolate Ice Cream.

Ah.. CD, you just dont know what youre missing.

ive watched nearly every 'reality show' there is and dream of being on survivor.. god the stories i could write after that!

i want more tattoo on my back (it feels like a massage to me)

i never want to get married again, but find the concept of having a boy toy/girl toy very intriguing...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ah.. CD, you just dont know what youre missing.

ive watched nearly every 'reality show' there is and dream of being on survivor.. god the stories i could write after that!

i want more tattoo on my back (it feels like a massage to me)

i never want to get married again, but find the concept of having a boy toy/girl toy very intriguing...

Bella vella, did I mention that I loved the AV?

I'm with CD, reality shows bite, its bad enough having to go through my own then watch another bunch of people do it for money.......and wtf is with Fear Factor, do they make you take a retard test to be on it??
~A~

 

[Guest]

Bella vella, did I mention that I loved the AV?

I'm with CD, reality shows bite, its bad enough having to go through my own then watch another bunch of people do it for money.......and wtf is with Fear Factor, do they make you take a retard test to be on it??
~A~

roflmao A, yes i do think there is some kind of mind washing that is part of the pretest for fear factor. hell it takes my mind off the daily stuff and come to think of it.. i feel pretty numb after.. hrm

thanks doll for the comp on my Av. my daughter took the pic.. "mom, youre seriously twisted, but i love ya." shes great!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

thanks doll for the comp on my Av. my daughter took the pic.. "mom, youre seriously twisted, but i love ya." shes great!

Does she know what it's for?????? LOL.

Hey are you on the east coast too?

 

[Guest]

Does she know what it's for?????? LOL.

Hey are you on the east coast too?

yes, she knows i write in her words 'trash' LOL.. she hasnt read any of it..
and yep on the east coast.. ct

 

[SlickTony]

1. My daughter and one of my sisters knows I write for Literotica, but no one else in my family does.
2. My currrent job is about as exciting as being second ox on a cane crushing mill.
3. My hips and thighs are somewhat sore from an unaccustomed sexual position.
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[Honey123]

1. My daughter and one of my sisters knows I write for Literotica, but no one else in my family does.
2. My currrent job is about as exciting as being second ox on a cane crushing mill.
3. My hips and thighs are somewhat sore from an unaccustomed sexual position.
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1. 
   
   Slick:
   
   No one in my immediate family knows I write for Lit.
   My job sucks...
   I am curious how my hips and thighs can get sore from THAT position????? DO TELL

 

[Guest]

- I'm missing my B.

- I have got loads I should be doing, but I can't get my brain in gear.

- I need someone to use that cattle prod on me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes, she knows i write in her words 'trash' LOL.. she hasnt read any of it..
and yep on the east coast.. ct

LOL.......trash.....love it!
I'm in Pa.

My hubby and two friends know I write on Lit. My family would shit a potato!

I need to get motivated. I have no job.

Honey needs a cold shower......LOL.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Nobody except you people and a few internet friends know I write for Lit.

I have been at work for 3 hours and haven't gotten one thing done.

I have the theme song from Sesame Street stuck in my head.

 

[Honey123]

Honey needs a cold shower......LOL.

Care to join me, love???

 

[Guest]

my mothers bed ridden and im her care taker.

she loves to read the stuff i write.

i keep my 'toys' in an old suitcase under my bed.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

my mothers bed ridden and im her care taker.

she loves to read the stuff i write.

i keep my 'toys' in an old suitcase under my bed.

Hey vella, that's great that you take care of mom, just make sure you don't get caretaker's burnout.

Your mom reads porn???? cool.

only one suitcase?????.......lol

~A~