3 things about me

I just got the biggest and best compliment from a beautiful woman

I just got the biggest and best compliment from a beautiful woman

see above!!!!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Hmmm sounds like "nesting" has kicked in, wanna clean my house?:)

Lol I wish I had more to do and I'd clean your house if the finders keepers rule applies. I found 432.79 in the process of cleaning.
 
RenzaJones said:
Lol I wish I had more to do and I'd clean your house if the finders keepers rule applies. I found 432.79 in the process of cleaning.
Fuck my house, I'll clean yours!!! All you'll find in mine is toys and god only knows what lives under the couch.:eek:
 
Honey123 said:
I just got the biggest and best compliment from a beautiful woman

I just got the biggest and best compliment from a beautiful woman

see above!!!!
Who???????
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Fuck my house, I'll clean yours!!! All you'll find in mine is toys and god only knows what lives under the couch.:eek:

Lol the wife tends to leave money in odd places around the house and also in her pants pockets so probablly all but the change is hers
 
RenzaJones said:
Lol the wife tends to leave money in odd places around the house and also in her pants pockets so probablly all but the change is hers

Can I clean out your car too??
 
lol I don't have a car and des won't let you touch hers without consent and collateral
 
oops guess the mrs was using my computer :eek:

Renza (who will post again in a moment)
 
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LOL she has a mercedes something or other and a jag (followed by letters and numbers) they have some sort of onstar tracking system the cops would have you before you made it out of manhattan but I could always slip her a mickey and pry the keys from her hand

:D
 
Damn...you girls are confusing the hell out of me.....Abs, give me a slim jim and a brewskie...I gotta figure this one out!:confused:
 
RenzaJones said:
LOL she has a mercedes something or other and a jag (followed by letters and numbers) they have some sort of onstar tracking system the cops would have you before you made it out of manhattan but I could always slip her a mickey and pry the keys from her hand

:D

Done and done!!!!!!!!
Where are we going to then??

psst. Honey, a slim jim is a device used to unlock car doors, not necessarily a pepperoni stick....lol:kiss:
 
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Can I be more lilly white!?!?!?!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Done and done!!!!!!!!
Where are we going to then??

psst. Honey, a slim jim is a device used to unlock car doors, not necessarily a pepperoni stick....lol:kiss:

lol I know what a slim jim is I also know I can fashion one out of a coat hanger if need be. I can also hot wire a car :D but thats another story
 
RenzaJones said:
lol I know what a slim jim is I also know I can fashion one out of a coat hanger if need be. I can also hot wire a car :D but thats another story

I once opened a car with a coat hanger as well....but I completely forgot that Slim Jim was not just a pepperoni stick!!!!

Never tried to hot wire a car.....but I did put my hand through a glass window to get into a room....Ahh...High School Days!
 
Well, what's a girl gotta do to get the answers to an exam, ya know??? ;)
 
Someone sent me flowers
There's no name on the card so I'm curious
It wasn't the Mrs. :eek:
 
I have a headache
It's probably a hangover
I'm done with alcohol (at least for the next 24 hours.)
 
I havent decided yet if i have a headache or not
Thats not a good sign actually, as this usually leads to a real headache ...
I'd like to change countries for a while ...
 
I hate waiting for the phone to ring (although I haven't resorted to checking to see if it's still working - yet)

My carpet is showing definite signs of wear - pacing.

I love you guys.
 
cloudy said:
I hate waiting for the phone to ring (although I haven't resorted to checking to see if it's still working - yet)

My carpet is showing definite signs of wear - pacing.

I love you guys.

Patience grasshopper!
Love you too!:heart:
~A~:kiss:
 
I am going to head out into the sun and try and get a suntan

I need to get a suntan

Anybody wanna join me in a marguerita???
 
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