3 things about me

Lucky is a woman of mystery.

wistful is a great word.

I feel like skipping today..........I think I will......and I'm going to sing loud and off key while I do it............Lalalalalalalaaa...........
~A's inner child~
 
there's not enough letters in the alaphabet of any language to describe the nature of my emotions

I wish it was the day before yesterday

there's nothing left to say
 
I would have been out of my pajamas at sunrise, but I don't wear any

I got caught in a down pour,.........again


My clothes and I are dripping wet, but in seperate places now.

;)
 
You guys are bringing me down -- It's Friday

I want to laugh

I need someone to tell a joke -- please
 
Honey123 said:
You guys are bringing me down -- It's Friday

I want to laugh

I need someone to tell a joke -- please

Hey, you work in an office, git out the post it notes and start making the kick me signs!!:D
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Hey, you work in an office, git out the post it notes and start making the kick me signs!!:D

I'm more in favor of the I came to work drunk signs
 
Honey123 said:
You guys are bringing me down -- It's Friday

I want to laugh

I need someone to tell a joke -- please

Hold a fork up to your eyes and look at your co-workers thru the tines and pretend they're in jail.
 
Shit!!! That's what I did wrong....I put them on MY BACK!!!!

LOL

Can't I hold the fork up and "FORK YOU!" when my boss asks me a question?
 
Honey123 said:
Shit!!! That's what I did wrong....I put them on MY BACK!!!!

LOL

Can't I hold the fork up and "FORK YOU!" when my boss asks me a question?

That would work too! (hope s/he has a sense of humor tho)
 
Yes he does....I have actually told him that I wished his name was Richard - so I could call him "DICK" He laughed....

He a 39 years old.....gorgeous.....married......but has an incredible sense of humor...he has too, has me as a secretary
 
You need to get one of those remote-controlled fart machines they sell at Spencer's. We had one at work and that stupid thing kept us entertained for over a year.
 
*making mental note:

must get fart machine

must get more post its

must get Cloudy, Abs and Renza to work with me
 
If your boss really has a good sense of humor pour apple cider in a brandy bottle and take obvious drinks from it.
 
RenzaJones said:
If your boss really has a good sense of humor pour apple cider in a brandy bottle and take obvious drinks from it.

even better - put it in an empty bottle from one of those cheapo wines that cost like a dollar a bottle.....maybe Thunderbird?

You could probably use any kind of juice. Fruit punch!
 
cloudy said:
even better - put it in an empty bottle from one of those cheapo wines that cost like a dollar a bottle.....maybe Thunderbird?

You could probably use any kind of juice. Fruit punch!
I have a 1 liter Stoli bottle at work that I use as a water bottle. I get some looks when there are new people at the office, but they get the hang of it pretty quick.
 
Drinking on the job....hmmmmm not unusual for me to do....no, that won't work.....LOL
 
Shit! you mean you didn't use the real booze??????????? No wonder I'm not working anymore.:eek:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Shit! you mean you didn't use the real booze??????????? No wonder I'm not working anymore.:eek:
Yeah, I know. I'm such a wimp.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Yup

No shit.

Brrrrrr...

~lucky ;)
Oh. Ok. Thanks for clearing that up. :rolleyes:



- Right now, I'm a bundle of yawns, boredom and apathy.

- And I promised to write a bunch of reviews today.

- I need sex, drugs & rock n roll, of something similar, to jumpstart my brain.


Any suggestions?

#L
 
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