3 things about me

[Party Girl]

1. My dorm room has gotten so messy that I can't even see the floor - too many clothes.

2. My greatest ambition for today is to buy mascara.

3. I can't find my car. I know it's in the parking lot for this building ... I just haven't walked up and down each row to look for it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

She's busy... You can do me instead.

Shocky

Love to! And would do so SHOCKINGLY!



~lucky

 

[TheOlderGuy]

1. My dorm room has gotten so messy that I can't even see the floor - too many clothes.

2. My greatest ambition for today is to buy mascara.

3. I can't find my car. I know it's in the parking lot for this building ... I just haven't walked up and down each row to look for it.

i spent seven lovely and tortured years with a sag. loved her dearly, but she was VERY scattered about some things, brilliant about others, always losing things, and really hard-pressed to make decisions. any of that sound familiar?

 

[Party Girl]

i spent seven lovely and tortured years with a sag. loved her dearly, but she was VERY scattered about some things, brilliant about others, always losing things, and really hard-pressed to make decisions. any of that sound familiar?

*bats her eyelashes innocently* No.

Okay, maybe. And here's an update. In the last thirty minutes I've also lost my keys, a hairbrush, my spare keys, a textbook, and one of my shoes.

This is getting out of hand. LoL

I'm pretty good at decision-making, though, if I remember to do so.

 

[RenzaJones]

I smell good
I look good
I'm ready

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm over my rant from yesterday

I washed it away with brandy.

I think that's how the poodles got here.....

The rant is back..........

I'm out of Brandy!

I'll probably be up to my ass in poodles tomorrow.

~A~ pissing and moaning

 

[RenzaJones]

poodles?

 

[Party Girl]

The rant is back..........

I'm out of Brandy!

I'll probably be up to my ass in poodles tomorrow.

~A~ pissing and moaning

Pissing and moaning's never completely horrible. Helps the rants to run their courses more rapidly, no?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

poodles?

see above posts..lol

 

[RenzaJones]

see above posts..lol

well that makes more sense (and yet the whole thing hardly makes sense at all.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well that makes more sense (and yet the whole thing hardly makes sense at all.)

story of my life.

 

[RenzaJones]

I was proposed to today
I said no
I'm already married (and knocked up.)

 

[Liar]

I was proposed to today
I said no
I'm already married (and knocked up.)

Hey, that something that doesn't happen every day. Well, at least not for me...


1. I had no breakfast this morning.
2. I am slightly tipsy right now.
3. I quit my job today.

#L

 

[destinie21]

I was proposed to today
I said no
I'm already married (and knocked up.)

lol way to preserve the sanctity of marriage Ma. I'm going to be LOL for weeks.

 

[RenzaJones]

well at least no one mistakes me for a whore

 

[destinie21]

does that mean that nobody who thinks you're a whore is mistaken ?

 

[NoJo]

well at least no one mistakes me for a whore

I could never mistake you for a whore, darling. But I'd like to try anyway.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How utterly whoreable.

 

[Guest]

3. I quit my job today.

Did you plan it? If so, congrats. P.

 

[NoJo]

I worked for a major Wall Street Bank for ten years. I quite enjoyed being a whore for most of it.

 

[NoJo]

Hey, that something that doesn't happen every day. Well, at least not for me...


1. I had no breakfast this morning.
2. I am slightly tipsy right now.
3. I quit my job today.

#L

I assume you're enjoying the giddy freedom. Make it last.

 

[Guest]

It's 4:30 PST.

1. I am now filling out my tax return forms.
2. I owe a lot of dollars (4-digit number)
3. I am procrastinating as best as I can.

Perdita

 

[RenzaJones]

does that mean that nobody who thinks you're a whore is mistaken ?

lol no it means you're the only one who has to pay me for sex

 

[ABSTRUSE]

lol no it means you're the only one who has to pay me for sex

You can charge for sex? No wonder why Perdita is taking so long with her taxes, all those last minute deductions to figure out!

 

[destinie21]

lol no it means you're the only one who has to pay me for sex

Lol baby my mama didn't raise no fools I'm not touching that one.

Abs has dita been charging for sex? (God I bet I can't afford her)