3 things about me

[Pornofan420]

-EXCELENT!

-I get quite hard just thinking about hot women who swear when they fuck!

-*STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!!!!*

back atcha, Lou!

That's... um...

COOL!

I'm a filthy mouthed bitch at the best of times, if you catch my drift, so that's just fine, honey.

Oh, and, thanks! I think. Yeah, I'm sure.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've been away

I'm back

With stories to tell

W

Welcome back, Wills! Stories? Did you say stories? Wel c'mon, Man! Spill it!

~lucky

 

[Honey123]

I am in a playful mood today

I am a bit horny today

I am dying to get out of work

 

[pop_54]

I'm half drunk.

In a little while I'll be totally pissed up.

Just a tad after that I'll fall over.


I always know when I've had enough to drink... I fall over... simple ennit.

Hello Wills *hic*

 

[Pornofan420]

-I love kissing women with either alcohol or ganja on their breath. Yummysexy!

-I love kissing a woman who'se just been sucking my cock. There's something about how her mouth feels, all warmed up and flush.

-Mrs. 420 has (to date) let me indulge #1 with persons not her.

 

[minsue]

On Friday: I was told that I needed to somehow locate 2,000 9"x12" non-windowed, branded (w/ company logo) envelopes. I asked when. Need them by Wednesday. I called multiple people, cajoled the nat'l supply chain people, was told I should receive the envelopes today.

Today: The envelopes have not fucking arrived. Helpline for supply people said they'd call me back in 20 minutes. No word from them when I left work 6 hours later. The letters to customers that are to be stuffed in the envelopes did arrive today. Multiple letters, different ones for different types of customers. Multiple pages each. ALL OF THEM HAVE THE WRONG FUCKING 1-800 NUMBER ON THEM!!!

Tonight: I am laughing my ass of at Corporate America since, really, what the fuck else can I do?

- Mindy, loving her job

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*Glad I don't have Min's job

* wait I don't have A job

* I'm going to collect weird things.

 

[Honey123]

My boss lied to me and said I was fired yesterday.....DAMMIT

Min --- I have been there and done that --- corporate america sucks big time

Abs -- those are poodles? what's the deal with the ones in T-shirts?

I still have a fucking rotten "I am stuck here forever" job

I hate corporate america

I want a poodle

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My boss lied to me and said I was fired yesterday.....DAMMIT

Min --- I have been there and done that --- corporate america sucks big time

Abs -- those are poodles? what's the deal with the ones in T-shirts?

I still have a fucking rotten "I am stuck here forever" job

I hate corporate america

I want a poodle

The ones in t-shirts are the rare shirted Albanian poodles.
I'll send you a starter poodle.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My boss lied to me and said I was fired yesterday.....DAMMIT

Min --- I have been there and done that --- corporate america sucks big time

Abs -- those are poodles? what's the deal with the ones in T-shirts?

I still have a fucking rotten "I am stuck here forever" job

I hate corporate america

I want a poodle

I don't have any poodles, but I'm soft and cuddly...would you settle for a lucky?

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't have any poodles, but I'm soft and cuddly...would you settle for a lucky?

~lucky

Do you have a perm? Are you house broken? All your shots?
Then come on over. I have a little spot to display you on...

 

[Honey123]

I will take a Lucky....will you sit in my lap and let me pet you?

Will you eat from my...err....hand... and drink from my...errr....bowl?

I would only put a chain around your neck in the bedroom.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm over my rant from yesterday

I washed it away with brandy.

I think that's how the poodles got here.....

 

[Guest]

- I'm tired.

- I'm tiring.

- I feel like I'm sinking...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I will take a Lucky....will you sit in my lap and let me pet you?

Will you eat from my...err....hand... and drink from my...errr....bowl?

I would only put a chain around your neck in the bedroom.....

swap the petting for stroking

i'm quite agreeable to your supper terms

and i'm in need of a new collar, how'd you know?

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

- I'm tired.

- I'm tiring.

- I feel like I'm sinking...

You need a massage.

I'm massaging.

I'll be your lifesaver...

~lucky (no sinking allowed on my watch!)

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've been knocked unconscious 3 times in my life:

1. Kicked by a horse (right under my nose)

2.By a hockey puck between the eyes

3. Finding out that Shock Chick was really Lou

Lime

I miss Shock Chick.

 

[Honey123]

Lou---

Wash your tiredness away with Brandy

I will massage your feet as Lucky massages your back

You can sink -- but only if it is to tickle us beneath the water


Lime --

I am feeling your pain....OUCH

Abs --

brandy with a poodle chaser???

Lucky ---

I am cumming..........................

 

[Guest]

 

[Shock Chick]

I miss Shock Chick.

Well, Sweetie! I heard you call and just had to say hello.

I've got that bitch Tatelou gagged.

Shocky

P.S. Hello Lime... how you doin'?

 

[Honey123]

Thanks...would you mind answering that phone.

Lime

R U on the other line? LOL

 

[Shock Chick]

You need a massage.

I'm massaging.

I'll be your lifesaver...

~lucky (no sinking allowed on my watch!)

She's busy... You can do me instead.

Shocky

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I'm doin' fuckin' great over here in Joisey.

Who you doin'?

Lime

She's not. I sat on her again.

I'm doing fine, though!

Very glad you are.

Lou