3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

I can feel the love..............

 

[CharleyH]

Liar - as with DL, and because of Abstruse's post - I forgive you - you were still in diapers when he died.

YET - P has - and I always rely on her and love her for it (Mmm, great to see you bring back that gorgeous leg photo I love so much )- provided a link.

YES - this IS called kissing ass lol and a nice one I hear!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. Spagehetti terrifies me because I was torutured to eat the crap as a child. Yet, no matter how many times I have said that, whenever I go to someone's house for dinner for the first time, they serve the shit. Needless to say, I prefer meeting at restaurants.

2. I can't kill flies, especially pregnant ones.

3. And if Bob Fosse were alive, I'd track him down and rape him just in the hope that my child would be a choreographical genius.


in other news:

-I don't know what I'm talking about half the time
-I can't remember what I talk about the other half of the time
- and I have wild orgies that I wish I could remember to talk about.

Spaghetti torture? Is that fetish, BDSM or Nonconsent? This could open up a whole new topic...

sorry, just needing to feel like a jerk.

 

[cloudy]

The holy grail - is that the one with the killer rabbit?

And the 'I will taunt you a second time. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction.'

And stuff of that nature...

That's exactly the one! And the best line from that scene: "If you come back, I shall taunt you a second time."

Cloudy

 

[CharleyH]

Spaghetti torture? Is that fetish, BDSM or Nonconsent? This could open up a whole new topic...

sorry, just needing to feel like a jerk.

IT WAS torturous - hate SPAG and tomato sauce - take me out for lobster then we'll talk!

 

[Guest]

... take me out for lobster then we'll talk!

Charlie-mou, I love lobster! In fact, I've got a special joke about a lobster, but you need to be or know British stuff, and Shakespeare's Henry V, and someone from Yorkshire. Or else be really good at conversing with Gauche. (Ah ha ha ha!)

adoringly, Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

Charlie-mou, I love lobster! In fact, I've got a special joke about a lobster, but you need to be or know British stuff, and Shakespeare's Henry V, and someone from Yorkshire. Or else be really good at conversing with Gauche. (Ah ha ha ha!)

adoringly, Perdita

I'd have said KING CRAB, but on a lit site that may seem a little iffy - lol - Lobster is my second fave after king crab - sweet - sweet and drippingly buttery

 

[Wildcard Ky]

1. I am in love with nature. The woods and waters are the only place I feel truly at home. Nature is the only completely honest thing that we humans encounter.

2. It's my fate to never be completely happy.

3. I will never let anyone see all sides of me. There's always more going on than other people think, therefore I get underestimated quite a bit. I like being underestimated, it makes winning easier.

 

[banditman]

1. I played center for my high school football team. I once snapped the ball for an extra-point try over the kicker's head. We lost 14-13.

2. I wrote a review of The Clash's London Calling for a college edition of Newsweek in 1981. They published it and sent me a copy of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts' I Love Rock and Roll album. I still have the record. It's never been opened.

3. The feelings I've gotten from almost every important life experience I've had have fallen amazingly close to what I felt during experience 1 and experience 2.

 

[BlackSnake]

1. I turn 40 this year

2. I only drink Bud when drinking beer

3. I'm the same height and weight I was when I graduated high school.

 

[Honey123]

Honey,

Fussells

Oh - now that's funny -- I'm Italian- I thought YOU spelled it wrong - ya know what I'm talkin' about?

7. I keep writing on Lit a secret

8. I love sex

9. I never drank fussells milk

 

[damppanties]

7. I'm too curious.

8. I laugh a lot.

9. I'm lonely.

 

[Belegon]

TOO many people don't know Fosse. They also think of Greg Hines as the guy from Running Scared with Billy Crystal, would think Nureyev and Barishnykov(sp?) were battles in WWII and the only thing they would think of upon hearing someone say Bojangles would be a redneck carrying too much change.

I try to turn it positive. The first time you see somone do those wonderful things can be as fun for the introducer as the introducee. I'm no expert but I love seeing anyone do something that looks like it should not be possible.


4) I understand why "Bull Durham" is the greatest baseball movie of all time.

5) I radiate between Brazenly Bold and Slightly Shy without warning or reason.

6) I remained a virgin until after high school primarily for religious reasons.

 

[Guest]

for Belegon

I saw Plisetskaya and Ulanova in the early sixties; Plisetskaya again in 1989.

I saw Nureyev and Fonteyn in the mid-sixties, Nureyev many other times, last in the late eighties. Once, he replaced Antony Dowell in Swan Lake (with Makarova). I went to NYC one time just to see him dance in "Giselle" with Carla Fracci. I burst into tears the moment I was told he had died.

I saw Alonso in her late fifties dance "Giselle"; the moment she came on stage she was like a sixteen year old girl.

I saw a Balanchine premiere in the mid-seventies; he came out and took a bow. He was like a god for me. (In the same program, an injured principal was replaced by Barishnikov.)

lucky Perdita

 

[Liar]

TOO many people don't know Fosse. They also think of Greg Hines as the guy from Running Scared with Billy Crystal, would think Nureyev and Barishnykov(sp?) were battles in WWII and the only thing they would think of upon hearing someone say Bojangles would be a redneck carrying too much change.

Well, I know those. Fosse was still a new name to me.

More dumb facts:

-I'm a card carrying member of a club officially dedicated to drinking whiskey while watching soft porn and making fun of the bad acting. But usually we just drink.

-I've got a cat named, roughly translated, Blah.

-High esteem about my personality. Low esteem about my competence. Could be worse, I guess.

#L

 

[minsue]

I am unduly fascinated by this thread

 

[Belegon]

I've never had the opportunity to see any of the people I mentioned...interesting that you came up with George's name, I was going to add "Think Balanchine is a scotch". I love dance but am strictly amatuer in the knowledge. The most I know about Ulanova is her sterling reputation. She had retired before I would have had a chance to see her. But to say her name in front of my mother is like mentioning truffles in a room filled with dieting chocaholics. The eyes focus far away and she sighs.

I was lucky enough to see Yul Brynner on stage as the King of Siam and Richard Harris live as Arthur.

To keep things on track:

7) I'm a sports nut who loves theater.

8) I graduated high school with a 2.34 gpa but college with a 3.48.

9) I owe my love of reading to Mr. Tolkien, Mr. Heinlein and Mr. Shakespeare.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Me too, Min.

Okay, three more before bed:

Seven: I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

Eight: I never wear panties on Tuesdays.

Nine: I have tremendous olfactory powers.



~lucky

 

[Belegon]

Hey RW...

Remember that road trip we were discussing? I think Tuesday would be good...

 

[minsue]

Me too, Min.

Okay, three more before bed:

Seven: I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

I could before piercing it.

Eight: I never wear panties on Tuesdays.

Why Tuesdays? (I never wear them at all)

Nine: I have tremendous olfactory powers.

Me, too! If I wasn't constantly numbing it with my smoking habit, I think I'd have to live in a bubble.

- Mindy, too lazy to think of my own...

 

[minsue]

Re: Hey RW...

Remember that road trip we were discussing? I think Tuesday would be good...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I could before piercing it.


Why Tuesdays? (I never wear them at all)


Me, too! If I wasn't constantly numbing it with my smoking habit, I think I'd have to live in a bubble.

- Mindy, too lazy to think of my own...

Just knowing that you had the skill is fantastic...add to that the piercing...icing on the cake.

Tuesdays sans panties, is a little secret and superstition of mine.

Maybe I should take up smoking. I almost had to ask a waitress to move me to another table the other day, when this elderly woman's perfume kept causing me to gag...and she was already three tables away.

~lucky (really going to bed now)

 

[minsue]

Just knowing that you had the skill is fantastic...add to that the piercing...icing on the cake.

Tuesdays sans panties, is a little secret and superstition of mine.

That is the oddest and sexiest superstition I've ever heard of.

Maybe I should take up smoking. I almost had to ask a waitress to move me to another table the other day, when this elderly woman's perfume kept causing me to gag...and she was already three tables away.

~lucky (really going to bed now) [/B]

Thank you! Everyone seems to think I am insane when it comes to perfume. I can list off everyone within 100 feet of my cubicle who wears perfume. Evil substance.

- Mindy, who wears clove oil instead of perfume since it doesn't make me sick & I love the smell of cloves.

 

[oggbashan]

More...

4. I used to play Rugby for my school in Australia.
5. I'm useless at cricket but once bowled an over to W M Woodfull.
6. I used to row at number 5 in an eight.

Og

 

[Honey123]

3 more before I go to work:

10. I love wine - red only

11. I never wear panties on Tuesdays....hmmm Lucky do you share my secret and superstition as well???

12. I fantasize about making love under a willow tree in the rain with someone who is hot and sexy.......(On a Tuesday, sans panties and drinking wine..)