3 things about me

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

After the first three, the forth is a given

Noted...



~lucky

 

[Guest]

5. I am in California today. Sorry Perdita, not near you.

 

[Boota]

1. My outer appearance is VERY different from who I am. Disturbingly so, to some.

2. I have committed horribly brutal acts in the past, immediately followed by exceptional kindness.

3. I had obsessive compulsive issues as a child, but decided to quit one day when I thought it was just dumb.

 

[gauchecritic]

1. I have a son who is the oldest son.
2. I have a son who is the tallest son.
3. I have a son who is the youngest son.

Gauche

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Hey, this is fun.

Yeah, but not as endearing as me, right?

....

13. I used to work in a sandwich shop, and one day took home a binbag of sandwiches. I was stopped by a homeless man who asked me for change. Instead, I gave him a sandwich, and it was not long before I had a crowd of hungry homless people: alcoholics, withered old women, stray children... surrounding me, asking for sandwiches. I got more than a few comments about being a good samaritan and all that. It left a warm glow that didn't even fade when I realised I'd missed my last train home...


I still give a fond smile whenever I remember that treasured moment.


yours,

endearingly,

dirty 'tongue aching in cheek' lover

I knew there were people out there like you!!!!!!!

That is a truly beautiful thing!!!!

~A~

 

[cloudy]

this is getting really fun........

4. I do not know how to space my children (ages 23, 15 & 3 - hey! it wasn't planned that way!)

5. Every man I have ever had a long-term relationship with still calls and asks what I am wearing (go figure) - my 23 yr-old daughter's father started it!

6. I have seen "Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail" so many times I know the entire script by heart, but still howl with laughter through the whole thing.

Cloudy

 

[gauchecritic]

this is getting really fun........

6. I have seen "Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail" so many times I know the entire script by heart, but still howl with laughter through the whole thing.

Cloudy

So the next three things we need to know about you cloudy are:

1. What is your quest?

2. What is your favourite colour?

3. What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

Gauche

 

[Guest]

7) I love Mystery Science Theater 3000. Joel was my favorite.
8) I am a voracious reader of murder mystery novels.
9) I won the county wide spelling bee when I was in 8th grade.

 

[dirtylover]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey, this is fun.

I knew there were people out there like you!!!!!!!

That is a truly beautiful thing!!!!

~A~

Why, thankyou - however, I kinda played it up a bit It was a very memorable thing though

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey, this is fun.

... however, I kinda played it up a bit

That is what makes you endearing. I can't believe you are for real. Do you eat much? I would like to adopt you.

Perdita (feeling maternal)

 

[CharleyH]

1. Spagehetti terrifies me because I was torutured to eat the crap as a child. Yet, no matter how many times I have said that, whenever I go to someone's house for dinner for the first time, they serve the shit. Needless to say, I prefer meeting at restaurants.

2. I can't kill flies, especially pregnant ones.

3. And if Bob Fosse were alive, I'd track him down and rape him just in the hope that my child would be a choreographical genius.


in other news:

-I don't know what I'm talking about half the time
-I can't remember what I talk about the other half of the time
- and I have wild orgies that I wish I could remember to talk about.

 

[dirtylover]

P- Haha, it's funny - you remind me of my mum in some ways, and if you knew her you'd realise it's a compliment. A very liked person.

Kinda worried about her though; she's gone to Greece on a freight boat, and she's the only passenger, the rest are Italian men. The reason nobody else is going is that the weather at this time of year is very bad.

And I'd just read Colly's story before she left.

She'll be fine, I'm sure. It doesn't seem right that I'm worrying about her somehow, it's usually the other way round...

 

[cloudy]

So the next three things we need to know about you cloudy are:

1. What is your quest?

2. What is your favourite colour?

3. What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

1. Why.....I seek the Grail!
2. Blue.....no, green!
3. African or European?

(and I still believe that coconuts are migratory)

Cloudy

 

[dirtylover]

3. And if Bob Fosse were alive, I'd track him down and rape him just in the hope that my child would be a choreographical genius.

Please save me some of that DNA.


I think it might come in useful.

 

[Guest]

dl, thanks, I took it as a compliment. I don't mean to make light of your concern but when your mum returns please ask her for the details on getting passage on such a ship (my dream cruise it sounds).

take care, P.


p.s. Charlie: Fosse!!!!!!!!!

 

[dirtylover]

The holy grail - is that the one with the killer rabbit?

And the 'I will taunt you a second time. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction.'


And stuff of that nature...

 

[dirtylover]

dl, thanks, I took it as a compliment. I don't mean to make light of your concern but when your mum returns please ask her for the details on getting passage on such a ship (my dream cruise it sounds).

take care, P.


p.s. Charlie: Fosse!!!!!!!!!

She searched the internet - apparently there's tons of boats that you can catch rides on, going pretty much anywhere. I think she's going to try and produce a radio show about the experience...


Charlie Fosse - -I don't know who he is really, I just liked the idea of sperm that could make my children dance well. That didn't come out quite as I'd intended.

 

[Guest]

dl, you just crack me up. I had a : after Charlie, meaning I wanted to let her know how cool it is that she loves Fosse. That's Bob Fosse the brilliant Broadway and film choreographer. I hope your children dance well too, and that you make them larf as much as you make me. P.

 

[dirtylover]

Isn't it funny how you're funniest when you're not trying to be. Or is that just me?

 

[CharleyH]

WHO THE HELL DOESN'T KNOW FOSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL - only the most brilliant, and sensual, sexual - mmmm- choroeographer of ALL time.

For Christmas I received:

EVERY Fosse DVD ever made. It took him three months to track them all down, and there is a really sappy picture of me bursting out the tears.

PS: Real Fosse Fans fall asleep to the movie "Chicago" within two seconds flat. SACRILEDGE!

For those out of the know:

Sweet Charity
Cabaret
All that Jazz

Are the films people will be familiar with.

Don't know Fosse!

 

[Boota]

Three more things:

1. I love impressions, but I can only do one. Fatty Arbuckle. I'm pretty good at it, but I have to have a whiskey bottle and a volunteer.

2. I only have eight real nieces and nephews, but I'm Uncle Boota to dozens of kids.

3. I won the Pinewood Derby when I was eight years old in Cub Scouts with a car that looked like a shark.

 

[dirtylover]

Don't know Fosse!
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Oops - think I'll have to ask my g/f, she's a dancer type...

 

[Guest]

dl, here's some stuff.

Mum

 

[Liar]

WHO THE HELL DOESN'T KNOW FOSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before today: me.